Says our friend: Considering the subject, the discussion was
good-tempered; for those present being used to public meetings
and after-lecture debates, if they did not listen to each others'
opinions (which could hardly be expected of them), at all events
did not always attempt to speak all together, as is the custom of
people in ordinary polite society when conversing on a subject
which interests them. For the rest, there were six persons
present, and consequently six sections of the party were
represented, four of which had strong but divergent Anarchist
opinions. One of the sections, says our friend, a man whom he
knows very well indeed, sat almost silent at the beginning of the
discussion, but at last got drawn into it and finished by roaring
out very loud, and damning all the rest for fools; after
As he formed the words, the train stopped at his station, five
minutes' walk from his own house, which stood on the banks of the
Thames, a little way above an ugly suspension bridge. He went out
of the station, still discontented and unhappy, muttering
"If I could but see it! if I could but see it!" but had not
gone many steps toward the river before (says our friend who
tells the story) all that discontent and trouble seemed to slip
off him.
It was a beautiful night of early winter, the air just sharp
enough to be refreshing after the hot room and the stinking
railway carriage. The wind, which had lately turned a point or
two north of west, had blown the sky clear of all cloud save a
light fleck of two which went swiftly down the heavens. There was
a young moon halfway up the sky, and as the home-farer caught
sight of it, tangled in the branches
He came right down to the river-side, and lingered a little,
looking over the low wall to note the moon-lit river, near upon
high water, go swirling and glittering up to Cheswick Eyot; as
for the ugly bridge below, he did not notice it or t hink of it,
except when for a moment (says our friend) it stuck him that he
missed the row of lights down-stream. Then he turned to his house
door and let himself in; and even as he shut the door to,
disappeared all remembrance of that brilliant logic and foresight
which had so illuminated the recent discussion; and of the
discussion itself there remained no trace, save a vague hope,
that was now become a pleasure, for days of peace and rest, and
cleanness and smiling goodwill.
In this mood he tumbled into bed, and fell asleep after his wont,
in two minutes' time; but (contrary to his wont) woke up again not
long after in that curiously wide-awake condition which sometimes
surprises even good sleepers; a condition uder which we feel all our
wits preternaturally sharpened, while all the miserable muddles we have
ever got into, all the disgraces and losses of our lives, will insist
on thrusting themselves forward for the consideration of those sharpened wits.
In this state he lay (says our friend) till he had almost begun
to enjoy it; till the tale of his stupidities amused him, and the
entanglements before him, which he saw so clearly, began to shape
themselves into an amusing story for him.
He heard one o'clock strike then two and then three; after which
he fell asleep again. Our friend
Well, I awoke, and found that I had kicked my bed-clothes; and
no wonder, for it was hot and the sun shining brightly. I jumped
up and washed and hurried on my clothes, but in a hazy and half-awake
condition, as if I had slept for a long, long while, and
could not shake off the weight of slumber. In fact, I rather took
it for granted that I was at home in my own room than saw that it
was so.
When I was dressed, I felt the place so hot that I made haste to
get out of the room and out of the house; and my first feeling
was a delicious relief caused by the fresh air and pleasant
breeze; my second, as I began to gather my wits together, mere
measureless wonder; for it was winter when I went to bed last
night, and now, by witness of the river-side trees, it was
summer, a beautiful bright morning seemingly of early June.
However, there was still the Thames sparkling under the sun, and
I had by no means shaken off the feeling of oppression, and
wherever I might have been should scarce have been quite
conscious of the place; so it was no wonder that I felt rather
puzzled in despite of the familiar face of the Thames. Withal I
felt dizzy and queer; and remembering that people often got a
boat and had a swim in mid-stream, I thought I would do no less.
It seems very early, quoth I to myself, but I daresay I shall
find some one at Biffin's to take me. However, I didn't get as
far as Biffin's, or even turn to my left thitherward, because
just then I began to see that there was a landing-stage right
before me in front of my house; in face, on the place where my
next-door neighbor had rigged one up, although somehow it didn't
look like that either. Down I went on to it, and sure enough
among the empty boats moored to it lay a man on his sculls in a
solid-looking tub of a boat clearly meant for bathers. He nodded
to me, and bade me good-morning as if he expected me, so I jumped
in without any words and he paddled away quietly as I peeled for
my swim. As we went, I looked down in the water, and couldn't
help saying:
"How clear the water is this morning!"
"Is it?" said he; "I didn't notice it. You know the
flood-tide alway s thickens it a bit."
"H'm," said I, "I have seen it pretty muddy even at
half-ebb."
He said nothing in answer, but seemed rather astonished; and as
he now lay just stemming the tide, and I had my clothes off, I
jumped in without more ado. Of course when I had my head above
water again I turned towards the tide, and my eyes naturally
sought for the bridge, and so utterly
As I got in up the steps which he had lowered, and he held out
his hand to help me, we went drifting speedily up towards
Cheswick; but now he caught up the sculls and brought her head
round again, and said;
"A short swim, neighbour; but perhaps you find the water cold this
morning, after your journey. Shall I put you ashore at once, or would
you like to go down to Putney before breakfast?"
He spoke in a way so unlike what I should have expected from a
Hammersmith waterman, that I stared at him, as I answered,
"Please to hold her a little; I want to look about me a bit."
"All right," he said; "It's no less pretty in its way
here than it is off Barn Elms; it's jolly everywhere this time in
the morning. I'm glad you got up early; it's barely five
o'clock yet."
If I was astonished with my sight of the river banks, I was no
less astonished at my waterman, not that I had time to look at
him and see him with my head and eyes clear.
He was a handsome young fellow, with a peculiarly pleasant and
friendly look about his eyes,—an expression which was quite
new to me then, though I soon became familiar with it. For the
rest, he was dark-haired and berry-brown of skin, well-knit and
strong, and obviously used to exercising his
I felt that I must make some conversation; so I pointed to the
Surrey bank, where I noticed some light plank stages running down
the foreshore, with windlasses at the landward end of them, and
said "What are they doing with those things here? If we were
on the Tay, I should have said that they were for drawing the
salmon-nets; but here—"
"Well," said he, smiling, "of course that is what they
I was going to say, "But is this the Thames?" but held my
peace in my wonder, and turned my bewildered eyes eastward to
look at the bridge again, and thence to the shores of the London
river; and surely there was enough to astonish me. For though
there was a bridge across the stream and houses on its banks, how
all this was changed from last night! The soap-works with their
smoke-vomiting chimneys were gone; the engineer's works gone; the
lead-works gone; and no sound of riveting and hammering came down the
west wind from Thorneycroft's. Then the bridge! I had perhaps dreamed
The sculler noted my eager astonished look, and said, as if in
answer to my thoughts:
"Yes, it I found myself saying, almost against my will, "How old is it?"
"O, not very old", he said; "it was built or at least opened,
in 2003. There used to be a rather plain timber bridge before then."
The date shut my mouth as if a key had been turned in a padlock
fixed to my lips; for I saw that something inexplicable had
happened, and that if I said much, I should be mixed up in a game
of cross questions and crooked answers. So I tried to look
unconcerned, and to glance in a matter-of-course way at the banks
of the river, though this is what I saw up to the bridge and a
little beyond; say as far as the site of the soap-works. Both
shores had a line of very pretty houses, low and not large,
standing back a little way from the river; they were mostly built
of red brick and roofed with tiles, and looked, above all,
comfortable, and as if they were, so to say,
"Well, I'm glad that they have not built over Barn Elms."
I blushed for my fatuity as the words slipped out of my mouth,
and my companion looked at me with a half smile which I thought I
understood; so to hide my confusion I said, "Please take me
ashore now; I want to get my breakfast."
He nodded, and brought her head round with a sharp stroke, and in
a trice we were at the landing-stage again. He jumped out and I
followed him; and of course I was not surprised to see him wait,
as if for the inevitable after-piece that follows the doing of a
service to a fellow citizen. So I put my hand in my waistcoat-pocket,
and said, "How much?" though still with the
uncomfortable feeling that perhaps I was offering money to a gentleman.
He looked puzzled, and said, "How much? I don't quite understand
what you are asking about. do you mean the tide? If so, it is close on the
turn now."
I blushed, and said, stammering, "Please don't take it amiss
if I ask you; I mean no offence: but what ought I to pay you? You
see I am a stranger, and don't know your customs—or your
coins."
And therewith I took a handful of money out of my pocket, as one
does in a foreign country. And
He still seemed puzzled, but not at all offended; and he looked
at the coins with some curiosity. I thought, Well after all, he
Therewith my new friend said thoughtfully:
"I think I know what you mean. You think that I have done you a
service; so you feel yourself bound to give me something which I am not
to give to a neighbour, unless he has done something special for me. I
have heard of this kind of thing; but pardon me for saying, that
it seems to us a troublesome and roundabout custom; and we don't
know how to manage it. And you see this ferrying and giving
people casts about the water is my And he laughed loud and merrily, as if the idea of being paid for
his work was a very funny joke. I confess I began to be afraid
that the man was mad, though he looked sane enough; and I was
rather glad to think that I was a good swimmer, since we were so
close to a deep seift stream. However, he went on by no means
like a madman:
"As to your coins, they are curious, but not very old; they
seemto be all of the reign of Victoria; you might give them to
some scantily-furnished museum.
No doubt I looked a little shy of him under the influence of that
doubt as to his sanity. So he broke off short, and said in a kind
voice:
"But I see that I am boring you, and I ask your pardon. For,
not to mince matters, I can tell that you There certainly seemed no flavour in him of Colney Hatch; and
besides I thought I could easily shake him off if it turned out
that he really was mad; so I said:
"It is a very kind offer, but it is difficult for me to accept
it, unless—" I was going to say, Unless you will let me pay
you properly; but fearing to stir up colney Hatch again, I
changed the sentence into, "I fear I shall be taking you away
from your work—or your amusement."
"O," he said, "don't trouble about that, because it will
give me an opportunity of doing a good turn
He added presently: "It is true that I have promised to go
up-stream to some special friends of mine, for the hay-harvest;
but they won't be ready for us for more than a week: and besides,
you might go with me, you know, and see some very nice people,
besides making notes of our ways in Oxfordshire. You could hardly
do better if you want to see the country. "
I felt myself obliged to thank him, whatever might come of it;
and he added eagerly:
"Well, then, that's settled. I will give my friend a call; he
is living in the Guest House like you, and if he isn't up yet, he
ought to be this fine summer morning."
Therewith he took a little silver bugle-horn from his girdle and
blew two or three sharp but agreeable notes on it; and presently
from the house which stood on the site of my old dwelling (of
which more hereafter) another young man came sauntering towards
us. He was not so well-looking or so strongly made as my sculler
friend, being sandy-haired, rather pale, and not stout-built; but
his face was not wanting in that happy and friendly expression
which I had noticed in his friend. As he came up smiling towards
us, I saw with pleasure that I must give up the Colney Hatch
theory as to the waterman, for no two madmen ever behaved as they
did before a sane man. His dress was of the same cut as the first
man's, though somewhat gayer, the
He gave me good-day very civilly, and greeting his friend
joyously, said:
"Well, Dick, what is it this morning? Am I to
have my work, or rather your work? I dreamed last night that we
were off up the river fishing."
"All right, Bob," said my sculler; "you will drop into
my place, and if you find it too much, there is George Brightling
on the look-out for a stroke of work and he lives close handy to
you. But see, here is a stranger who is willing to amuse me to-day
by taking me as his guide about our countryside, and you may
imagine I don't want to lose the opportunity; so you had better
take to the boat at oncel But in any case I shouldn't have kept
you out of it for long since I am due in the hayfields in a few
days. "
The newcomer rubbed his hands with glee, but turning to me, said
in a friendly voice:
"Neighbour, both you and friend Dick are
lucky, and will have a good time to-day, as indeed I shall too.
But you had better both come in with me at once and get something
to ear, lest you should forget your dinner in your amusement. I
suppose you came into the Guest House after I had gone to bed
last night? "
I nodded, not caring to enter into a long explanation which would
have let to nothing, and which in truth by this time I should
have begun to doubt myself. And we all three turned toward the
door of the Guest House.
I lingered a little behind the others to have a stare at this
house, which, as I have told you, stood on the site of my old
dwelling.
It was a longish building with its gable ends turned away from
the road, and long traceried windows coming rather low down set
in the wall that faced us. It was very handsomely built of red
brick with a lead roof; and high up above the windows there ran a
frieze of figure subjects in baked clay, very well executed, and
designed with a force and directness which I had never noticed in
modern work before. The subjects I recognized at once, and indeed
was very particularly familiar with them.
However, all t his I took in in a minute; for we were presently
within doors, and standing in a hall with a floor of marble
mosaic and an open timber roof. There were no windows on the side
opposite to the river, but arches below leading into chambers,
one of which showed a glimpse of a garden beyond, and above them
a long space of wall gaily painted (in fresco, I thought) with
similar subjects to those of the frieze outside; everything about
the place was handsome and generously solid as to material; and
though it was not very large (somewhat smaller than Crosby Hall
perhaps), one felt in it that exhilarating sense of space and
freedom which satisfactory architecture always gives to an
anxious man who is in the habit of using his eyes.
In this pleasant place, which of course I knew to be the hall of
the Guest House, three young women were flitting to and fro. As
they were the first of the
A word or two from Robert the weaver, and they bustled about on
our behoof, and presently came and took us by the hands and led
us to a table in the pleasantest corner of the hall, where our
breakfast was spread for us; and, as we sat down, one of them
hurried out by the chambers aforesaid, and came back again in a
little while with a great branch of roses, very different in size
and quality to what Hammersmith had been wont to grow,but very
like the produce of an old country garden. She hurried back
thence into the buttery, and came
Robert patted her on the head in a friendly manner; and we fell
to on our breakfast, which was simple enough, but most delicately
cooked, and set on the table with much daintiness. The bread was
particularly good, and was of several different kinds, from the
big, rather close, dark-coloured, sweet-tasting farmhouse loaf,
which was most to my liking, to the thin pipe-stems of wheaten
crust, such as I have eaten in Turin.
As I was putting the first mouthfuls into my mouth, my eye caught
a carved and gilded inscription on the panelling, behind what we
should have called the High Table in an Oxford college hall, and
a familiar name in it forced me to read it through. Thus it ran:
It is difficult to tell you how I felt as I read these words, and
I suppose my face showed how much I was moved, for both my
friends looked curiously at
Presently the weaver, who was scarcely so well mannered a man as
the ferryman, said to me rather awkwardly:
"Guest, we don't know what to call you: is there any indiscretion
in asking your name? "
"Well," said I, "I have some doubts about it myself; so
suppose you call me Guest, which is a family name, you know, and
add William to it if you please. "
Dick nodded kindly to me; but a shade of anxiousness passed over
the weaver's face, and he said:
" I hope you don't mind my asking, but would you tell me where
you come from? I am curious about such things for good reasons, literary
reasons. "
Dick was clearly kicking him underneath the table; but he was not
much abashed, and awaited my answer somewhat eagerly. As for me,
I was just going to blurt out `Hammersmith', when I bethought me
what an entanglement of cross purposes that would lead us into;
so I took time to invent a lie with circumstance, guarded be a
little truth, and said:
"You see, I have been such a long time
away from Europe that things seem strange to me now; but I was
born and bred on the edge of Epping Forest; Walthamstow and
Woodford, to wit. "
"A pretty place too," broke in Dick; "a very jolly
place, now that the trees have had time to grow again since the
great clearing of houses in 1955."
Quoth the irrepressible weaver: "Dear neighbour, since you
knew the Forest some time ago, could you tell me what truth
there is in the rumour that in the nineteenth century the trees
were all pollards?
This was catching me on my archaeological natural-history
I started off: "When I was a boy, and for long after, except
for a piece about Queen Elizabeth's Lodge, and for the part about
High Beech, the Forest was almost entirely made up of pollard
hornbeams mixed with holly thickets. But when the Corporation of
London took it over about twenty-five years ago, the topping and
lopping, which was a part of the old commoners' rights, came to
an end, and the trees were let to grow. But I have not seen the
place bnow for many yearsm except once, when we Leaguers were
shocked to see how it was built-over amd altered; and the other
day we heard that the philistines were going to landscape-garden
it. But what you were saying about the building being stopped and
the trees growing is only too good news;—only you know—"
At that point I suddenly remembered Dick's date, and stopped
short rather confused. The eager weaver didn't notice my
confusion, but said hastily, as if he were almost aware of his
breach of good manners, "But I say, how old are you?"
Dick and the pretty girl both burst out laughing, as
"Hold hard, Bob; this questioning of guests won't do. Why, much
learning is spoiling you. You remind me of the radical cobblers in
the silly old novels, who, according to the authors, were prepared
to trample down all good manners in the pursuit of utilitarian knowledge.
The fact is, I begin to think that you have so muddled your head
with mathematics, and with grubbing into those idiotic old books
about political economy (he he!), that you scarcely know how to
behave. Really, it is about time for you to take to some open-air
work, so that you may clear away the cobwebs from your brain."
The weaver only laughed good-humoredly; and the girl went up to
him and patted his cheek and said laughingly, "Poor fellow! he
was born so."
As for me, i was a little puzzled, but I laughed also, partly for
the company's sake, and partly with pleasure at their unanxious
happiness and good temper; and before Robert could make the
excuse to me which he was getting ready, I said:
"But, neighbours" (I had caught up that word), "I don't in the
least mind answering questions, when I can do so: ask me as many
as you please; and as to my age I'm not a fine lady, you know, so
why shouldn't I tell you? I'm hard on fifty-six. "
In spite of the recent lecture on good manners, the weaver could
not help giving a long "whew" of astonishment, and the
others were so amused by his "Tell me, please, what is amiss: you know I want to learn from
you. And please laugh; only tell me."
Well, they "Well, well, he "Well," quoth I, "I have always been told that a woman
is as old as sht looks, so without offence or flattery, i should
say that you were twenty"
She laughed merrily, and said, "I am well served out for
fishing for compliments, since I have to tell you the truth, to
wit, that I am forty-two."
I stared at her, and drew musical laughter from her again; but I
might well stare, for there was not a careful line on her face;
her skin was as smooth as ivory, her cheeks full and round, her
lips as red as the roses she had brought in; her beautiful arms
which she had bared for work, firm and well-knit from shoulder to
wrist. She blushed a little under my gaze, though it was clear
that she had taken me for a man of eighty; so to pass it off I
said:
"Well, you see, the old saw is proved right again, and
I ought not to have let you tempt me into asking you a rude
question."
She laughed again, and said: " Well, lads, old
She waved a hand to usk, and stepped lightly down the hall,
taking (as Scott says) at least part of the sun from our table as
she went.
When she was gone, Dick said, "Now, guest, won't you ask a
question or two of our friend here? It is only fair that you
should have your turn."
"I shall be very glad to answer them," said the weaver.
"If I ask you any questions, sir, " said I, " they will
not be very severel but since I hear that you are a weaver I
should like to ask you something about that craft, as I am—or
was—interested in it. "
"O," said he, "I shall not be of much use to you there,
I'm afraid. I only do the most mechanical kind of weaving, and am
in fact but a poor craftsman, unlike Dick here. Then besides the
weaving, I do a little with machine printing and composing,
though I am little use at the finer kinds of printing; and
moreover machine printing is beginning to die out, along with the
waning of the plague of book-making, so i have had to turn to
other things that I have a taste for, and have taken to
mathematics; and also I am writing a sort of antiquarian book
about the peaceable and private history, so to say, of the end of
the nineteenth century,—more for the sake of giving a picture
of the country befor the fighting began than for anything else.
That was why I asked you those questions about Epping Forest. You
have rather puzzled me, I confess, though yoour information was
so interesting. But later on,
"Come now," said Dick, "Am I likely to? Am I not the
most tolerant man in the world? Am I not quite contented so long
as you don't make me learn mathematics or go into your new
science of aesthetics, and let me do a little practical
aesthetics with my gold and steel, and the blowpipe and the nice
little hammer? But, hillo! here come another questioner for you,
my poor guest. I say, Bob, you must help me defend him now. "
"Here, Boffin," he cried out, after a pause; "here we
are, if you must have it! "
I looked over my shoulder, and saw something flash and gleam in
the sunlight that lay across the hall; so I turned round, and at
my ease saw a splendid figure slowly sauntering over the
pavement; a man whose surcoat was embroidered most copiously as
well as elegantly, so that the sun flashed back from him as if he
had been clad in golden armour. The man himself was tall, dark-haired,
and exceedingly handsome, and though his face was less
kindly in expression than that of the others, he moved with that
somewhat haughty mien which great beautyk is apt to give to both
men and women. He came and saat down at our table with a smiling
face, stretching out his long legs and hanging his arm over the
chair in the slowly graceful way which
" I see clearly that you are
the guest, of whom Annie has just told me, who have come from
some distant country that does not know of us, or our ways of
life. So I daresay you would not mind answering me a few
question; for you see—"
Here Dick broke in: "No, please, Boffin! let it alone for the
present. Of course you want the guest to be happy and
comfortable; and how can that be if he has to trouble himself
with answering all sorts of questions while he is still confused
with the new customs and people about him? No, no: I am going to
take him where he can ask questions himself, and have them
answered; that is, to my great-granfather in Bloomsbury: and I am
sure you can't have anything to say against that. So instead of
bothering, you had much better go out to James Allen's and get a
carriage for me, as I shall drive him up myself; and please tell
Jim to let me have the old grey, for I can drive a wherry much
better than a carriage. Jump up old fellow, and don't be
disappointed; our guest will keep himself for you and your
stories."
I stared at Dick; for I wondered at his speaking to such a
dignified-looking personage so familiarly, not to say curtly; for
I thought that this Mr. Boffin, in spite of his well-known name
out of dickens, must be at the least a senator of these strange
people. However, he got up and said, "All rightr, old oar-wearer,
whatever you like; this is not one of my busy days; and
though" (with a condescending bow to me) "my plesure of a
talk with this learned guest is put off, I admit that he ought to
see your worthy kinsman as soon as possible. Besides, perhaps he
And therewith he turned and swung himself out of the hall.
When he was well gone, I said: "Is it wrong to ask what Mr.
Boffin is? whose name, by the way reminds me of many pleasant
hours passed in reading Dickens."
Dick laughed. "Yes, yes," said he: "as it does us, I see
you take the allusion. Of course jos real name is not boffin,
but Henry Johnson; we only call him Boffin as a joke, partly
because he is a dustman, and partly because he will dress so
showily, and get as much gold on him as a baron of the Middle
Ages. As why should he not if he likes? only we are his special
friends, you know, so of course we jest with him."
I held my tongue for some time after that; but Dick went on:
"He is a capital fellow, and you can't help liking him; but he
has a weakness; he will spend his time in writing reactionary
novels, and is very proud of getting the local colour right, as
he calls it; and as he thinks you come from some forgotten corner
of the earth, where people are unhappy, and consequently
interesting to a story-teller, he thinks he might get some
information out of you. O, he will be quite straightforward with
you, for that matter. Only for your own comfort beware of him!"
"Well, Dick" said the weaver, doggedly, "I think his
novels are very good."
"Of course you do," said Dick; "birds of a feather flock
together; mathematics and antiquarian novels stand on much the
same footing. But here he comes again."
And in effect the Golden Dustman hailed us from
We turned away from the river at once, and were soon in the main
road that runs through Hammersmith. But I should have had no
guess as to where I was, if I had not started from the waterside;
for King Street was gone, and the highway ran through wide sunny
meadows and garden-like tillage. The Creek, which we crossed at
once, had been rescued from its culvert, and as we went over its
pretty bridge we saw its waters, yet swollen by the tide, covered
with gay boats of different sizes. There were houses about, some
on the road, some amongst the fields with pleasant lanes leading
down to them, and each surrounded by a teeming garden. They were
all pretty in design, and as solid as might be, but countrified in
appearance, like yeomen's dwellings; some of them of red brick
like those by the river, but more of timber and plaster, which
were by
I thought I knew the Broadway by the lie of the roads that still
met there. On the north side of the road was a range of buildings
and courts low, but very handsomely built and ornamented, and in
that way forming a great contrast to the unpretentiousness of the
houses round about; while above this lower building rose the
steep lead-covered roof and the buttresses and higher part of the
wall of a great hall, of a splendid and exuberant style of
architecture, of which one can say little more than that it
seemed to me to embrace the best qualities of the Gothic of
northern Europe with those of the Saracenic and Byzantine, though
there was no copying of any one of these styles. On the other,
the south side, of the road was an octagonal building with a high
roof, not unlike the Baptistry at Florence in outline, except
that it was surrounded by a lean-to that clearly made an arcade
or cloisters to it; it also was most delicately ornamented.
This whole mass of architecture which we had come upon so
suddenly from amidst the pleasant fields was not only exquisitely
beautiful in itself,
I said, "I need not ask if this is a marker, for I see clearly
that it is; but what market is it that it is so splendid? And
what is the glorious hall there, and what is the building on the
south side?"
"O," said he, "it is just our Hammersmith market; and I
am glad you like it so much, for we are really proud of it. Of
course the hall inside is our winter Mote-House; for in summer we
mostly meet in the fields down by the river opposite Barn Elms.
The building on our right hand is our theatre: I hope you like
it."
"I should be a fool if I didn't," said I.
He blushed a little as he said: "I am glad of that, too,
because I had a hand in it; I made the great doors, which are of
damascened bronze. We will look at them later in the day,
perhaps: but we ought to be getting on now. As to the market,
this is not one of our busy days; so we shall do better with it
another time, because you will see more people."
I thanked him, and said: "Are these the regular country
people? What very pretty girls there are amongst them."
As I spoke, my eye caught the face of a beautiful woman, tall,
dark-haired, and white-skinned, dressed in a pretty light-green
dress in honour of the season and the hot day, who smiled kindly
on me,
"I ask because I do not see any of the country-looking people I
should have expected to see at a market—I mean selling things there."
"I don't understand," said he, "what kind of people you
would expect to see; nor quite what you mean by `country' people.
These are the neighbours and that like they run in the Thames
valley. There are parts of these islands which are rougher and
rainier than we are here, and there people are rougher in their
dress; and they themselves are tougher and more hard-bitten than
we are to look at. But some people like their looks better than
ours; they say they have more character in them—that's the
word. Well, it's a matter of taste.—anyhow, the cross between
us and them generally turns out well," added he, thoughtfully.
I heard him, thogh my eyes were turned away from him, for that
pretty girl was just disappearing through the gate with her big
basket of early peas, and I felt that disappointed kind of
feeling which overtakes one when one has seen an interesting or
lovely face in the streets which one is never likely to see
again; and I was silent a little. At last I said: "What I
mean is, that I haven't seen any poor people about—not one."
He knit his brows, looked puzzled, and said: "No, naturally;
if anybody is poorly, he is likely to be within doors, or at best
crawling about in the garden; but I don't know of any one sick at
present. Why should you expect to see poorly people on the road?"
"No, no," I said; "I don't mean sick people. I mean poor
people, you know; rough people."
"No," said he, smiling merrily, "I really do not
Past the Broadway there were fewer houses on either side. We
presently crossed a pretty little brook that ran across a piece
of land dotted over with trees, and awhile after came to another
market and town-hall, as we should call it. Although there was
nothing familiar to me in its surroundings, I knew pretty well
where we were and was not surprised when my guide said briefly,
"Kensington Market."
Just after this we came into a short street of houses; or rather,
one long house on either side of the way, built of timber and
plaster, and with a pretty arcade over the footway before it.
Quoth Dick: "This is Kensington proper. People are apt to
gather here rather thick, for they like the romance of the wood;
and naturalists haunt it, too; for it is a wild spot even here,
what there is of it; for it does not go far to the south: it goes
from here northward and west right over Paddington and a little
way down Notting Hill: thence it runs north-east to Primrose
Hill, and so on; rather a narrow strip of it gets through
Kingsland to Stoke-Newington and Clapton, where it spreads out
along the heights above the Lea marshes; on the other side of
which, as you know, is Epping Forest holding out a hand to it.
This part we are just coming to is called
I rather longed to say, "Well, I know;" but there were so
many things about me which I did The road plunged at once into a beautiful wood spreading out on
either side, but obviously much further on the north side, where
even the oaks and sweet chestnuts were of a good growth; while
the quicker-growing etrees (amongst which I thought the planes
and sycamores too numerous) were very big and fine-grown.
It was exceedingly pleasant in the dappled shadow, for the day
was growing as hot as need be, and the coolness and shade soothed
my excited mind into a condition of dreamy pleasure, so that I
felt as if I should like to go on for ever through that balmy
freshness. My companion seemed to share in my feelings, and let
the horse go slower and slower as he sat inhaling the green
forest scents, chief amongst which was the smell of the trodden
bracken near the way-side.
Romantic as this Kensington wood was, however, it was not lonely.
We came on many groups both coming and going, or wandering in the
edges of the wood. Amongst these were many children from six or
eight years old up to sixteen or seventeend. They seemed to me
to be especially fine specimens of their race, and were clearly
enjoying themselves to the utmost; some of them were hanging
about little tents pitched on the greensward, and by some of
these fires were burning, with pots hanging over them gipsy
fashion. Dick explained to me that there were scattered houses in
the forest, and indeed we caught a glimpse of one or two. He said they
"They must be pretty well stocked with children," said I,
pointing to the many youngsters about the way.
"O," said he, "these children do not all come from the
near houses, the woodland houses, but from the countryside
generally. They often make up parties, and come to play in the
woods for weeks together in summer-time, living in tents, as you
see. We rather encourage them to it; they learn to do things for
themselves, and get to notice the wild creatures; and, you see,
the less they stew inside houses the better for them. Indeed, I
must tell you that many grown people will go rto live in the
forests through the summer; though they for the most part go to
the bigger ones, like Windsor, or the Forest of the Dean, or the
northern wastes. Apart from the other pleasures of it it gives
them a little rough work, which I am sorry to say is getting
somewhat scarce for the last fifty years."
He broke off, and then said, "I tell you all this because I
see that if I talk I must be answering questions, which you are
thinking, even if you are not speaking them out; but my kinsman
will tell you more about it."
I saw that I was likely to get out of my depth again, and so
merely for the sake of tiding over an awkwardness and to say
something, I said: "Well, the youngsters here will be all the
fresher for school when the summer gets over and they have to go
back again."
"School? " he said; "yes, what do you mean by that word?
I don't see how it can have any thing to do with children. We
talk, indeed, of a
Hang it! thought I, I can't open my mouth without digging up some
new complexity. I wouldn't try to set my friend right in his
etymology; and I thought I had best say nothing about the boy-farms
which I had been used to call schools, as I saw pretty
clearly that they had disappeared; and so I said after a little
fumbling, "I was using the word in the sense of a system of
education."
"Education?" said he, meditatively, "I know enough Latin
to know that the word must come from You may imagine how my new friends fell in my esteem when I heard
this frank avowal; and I said, rather contemptuously, "Well,
education means a system of teaching young people."
"Why not old people also?" said he with a twinkle in his
eye. "But," he went on, "I can assure you our children
learn, whether they go through a `system of teaching' or not.
Why, you will not find one of these children about here, boy or
girl, who cannot swim, and every one of them has been used to
tumbling about the little forest ponies—there's one of them
now! They all of them know how to cook; the bigger lads can mow;
many can thatch and do odd jobs at carpentering; or they know how
to keep shop. I can tell you they know plenty of things.
"Yes, but their mental education, the teaching of their
minds," said I, kindly translating my phrase.
"Guest," said he, "perhaps you have not learned
"Well," said I, "about the children; when they know how
to read and write, don't they learn something else—languages,
for instance?"
"Of course, " he said; " sometimes even before they can
read, they can talk French, which is the nearest language talked
on the other side of the water; and they soon get to know German
also, which is talked by a huge number of communes and colleges
on the mainland. These are the principal languages we speak in
these islands, along with English or Welsh, or Irisih, which is
another form of Welsh; ;and children pick them up very quickly,
because their elders all know them; and besides
"And the older languages?" said I.
"O yes," said he, "they mostly learn Latin and Greek
along with the modern ones, when they do anything more than
merely pick up the latter."
"And history?" said I; "how do you teach history?"
"Well," said he, "when a person can read, of course he
reads what he likes to; and he can easily get some one to tell
him what are the best books to read on such or such a subject, or
to explain what he doesn't understand in the books when he is
reading them."
"Well," said I, "what else do they learn? I suppose
they don't all learn history?"
"No, no," said he; "some don't care about it; in fact, I
don't think many do. I have heard my great-grandfather say that
it is mostly in periods of turmoil and strife and confusion that
people care so much about history; ;and you know," said my
friend, with an amiable smile, "we are not like that now No;
many people study facts about the make of things and the matters
of cause and effect, so that knowledge increases on us, if that
be good; and some, as you heardabout friend Bob yonder, will
spend time over mathematics. 'Tis no use forcing people's tastes."
Said I: "But you don't mean that children learn all these
things?"
Said he: "That depends on what you mean by children; ;and also
you must remember how much they differ. As a rule, they don't do
much reading, except for a few story-books, till they are about
fifteen years old; we don't encourage early bookishness;
What could I say? I sat and held my peace, for fear of fresh
entanglements. Besides, I was using my eyes with all my might,
wondering as the old horse jogged on, when I should come into
London proper, and what it would be like now.
But my companion couldn't let his subject quite drop, and went on
meditatively:
"After all, I don't know that it does them much
harm, even if they do grow up book-students. Such people as that,
'tis a great pleasure seeing them so happy over work which is not
much sought for. And besides, these students are generally such
pleasant people; so kind and sweet tempered; so humble, and at
the same time so anxious to teach everybody all that they know.
Really, I like those that I have met prodigiously."
This seemed to me such "Yes," said Dick, "Westminster Abbey—what there is
left of it."
"Why, what have you done with it?" quoth I in terror.
"What have We went on a little further, and I looked to the right again, and
said, in a rather doubtful tone of voice, "why there are the
Houses of Parliament! Do you still use them?"
He burst out laughing, and was some time before he could control
himself; then he clapped me on the back and said:
"I take you, neighbour; you may well wonder at our keeping them
standing, and I know something about that, and my old kinsman has given me
books to read about the strange game that they played there. Use
them! Well, yes, they are used for a sort of subsidiary market,
and a storage place for manure, and they are handy for that,
being on the water-side. I believe it was intended to pull them
down quite at the beginning of our days; but there was, I am told
a queer antiquarian society which had done some service in past
times, and which straightway set up its pipe against their
destruction, as it has done with many other buildings, which most
people look on as worthless, and public nuisances; and it was so
energetic, and had such good reasons to give, that it generally
gained its point; and I must say that when all is said I am glad
of it: because you know at the worst these silly old buildings
serve as a kind of foil to the beautiful ones which we build now.
You will see several
As He spoke, we came suddenly out of the woodland into a short
street of handsomely built houses, which my companion named to me
at once as Piccadilly: the lower part of these houses I should
have called shopos, if it had not been that, as far as I could
see, the people were ignorant of the arts of buying and selling.
Wares were displayed in their finely designed fronts, as if to
tempt people in, and people stood and looked at them, or went in
and came out with parcels under
Said Dick: "Here, you see, is another market on a different
plan from most others: the upper stories of these houses are used
for guest-houses; for people from all over the country are apt to
drift up hither from time to time, as folks are very thick upon
the ground, which you will see evidence of presently, and there
are people who are fond of crowds, though I can't say that I am. "
I couldn't help smiling to see how long a tradition sould last.
Here was the ghost of London still asserting itself as a
centre,—an intellectual centre, for aught I knew. However, I
said nothing, except that I asked him to drive very slowly as the
things in the booth looked exceedingly pretty.
"Yes," said he, "this is a very good market for pretty
things, and is mostly kept for the handsomer goods, as the
Houses-of Parliament market, where they set out cabbages and
turnips and such like things, along with beer and the rougher
kind of wine, is so near."
Then he looked at me curiously, and said,"Perhaps you would
like to do a little shopping, as 'tis called."
I looked at what I could see of my rough blue duds, which I had
plenty of opportunity of contrasting with the gay attire of the
citizens we had come across; and I thought that if, as seemed
likely, I should presently be shown about as a curiosity for the
amusement of this most unbusinesslike people,
"Hillo, Guest! what's the matter now? is it a wasp?"
"No," said I, "but I've left it behind."
"Well," said he,"whatever you have left behind, you can
get into this market again, so don't trouble yourself about it."
I had come to my senses by this time, and remembering the
astounding customs of this country, had no mind for another
lecture on social economy and the Edwardian coinage; so I said
only:
"My clothes— Couldn't I? You see—What do you think
could be done about them?"
He didn't seem in the least inclined to laugh, but said quite
gravely:
"O don't get new clothes yet. You see my great-grandfather
is an antiquarian, and he will want to see you just
as you are. And, you know, I mustn't preach to you but surely it
wouldn't be right for you to take away people's pleasure of
studying your attire, by just going and making yourself like
everybody else. "You feel that, don't you?" said he,
earnestly.
I did "Well," said he, pleasantly, "you may as well see
Said I: "Could I get some tobacco and a pipe?"
"Of course," said he; "what was I thinking of, not asking you
before? Well, Bob is always telling me that we non-smokers are a
selfish lot, and I'm afraid he is right. But come along; here is
a place just handy."
Therewith he drew rein and jumped down, and I followed. A very
handsome woman, splendidly clad in figured silk, was slowly
passing by, looking into the windows as she went. To her quoth
Dick: "Maiden, would you kindly hold our horse while we go in
for a little while?" She nodded to us with a kind smile, and
fell to patting the horse with her pretty hand.
"What a beautiful creature!" said I to Dick as we entered.
"What, old Greylocks?" said he, with a sly grin.
"No, no," said I; "Goldylocks,—the lady."
"Well, so she is," said he. "Tis a good job there are so
many of them that every Jack may have his Jill; else I fear that we should get
fighting for them. Indeed," sid he, becoming very grave,
"I don't say that it does not happen even now, sometimes. For
you know love is not a very reasonable thing, and perversity and
self-will are commoner than some of our moralists think." He
added, in a still more sombre tone: "Yes, only a month ago
there was a mishap down by us, that in the end cost the lives of
two men and a woman, and, as it were, put out the sunlight for us
for a while. Don't ask me about it just now; I may tell you about
it later on."
By this time we were within the shop or booth, which had a
counter, and shelves on the walls, all very neat, though without
any pretence of showiness,
"Good morning, little neighbours," said Dick. "My
friend here wants tobacco and a pipe; can you help him?-"
"O yes, certainly," said the girl with a sort of demure
alertness which was somewhat amusing. The boy looked up, and fell
to staring at my outlandish attire, but presently reddened and
turned his head, as if he knew that he was not behaving prettily.
"Dear neighbour," said the girl, with the most solemn
countenance of child playing at keeping shop, "what tobacco is
it that you would like?"
"Latakia," quoth I, feeling as if I were assisting at a child's
game, and wondering whether I should get anything but make-believe.
But the girl took a dainty little basket from a shelf beside her,
went to a jar, and took out a lot of tobacco and put the filled
basket down on the counter before me, where I could both smell
and see that it was excellent Latakia.
"But you haven't weighed it," said I, "and—and how
much of it am I to take?"
"Why," she said, "I advise
you to cram your bag, because you may be going where you can't
get Latakia, Where is your bag?"
I fumbled about, and at last pulled out my pieceof cotton print
which does duty with me for a tobacco pouch. But the girl looked
at it with some disdain, and said:
"Dear neighbour, I can give you something much better than that
cotton rag." And she tripped up
Therewith she fell to cramming it with the tobacco, and laid it
down by me and said, "Now for the pipe: that also you must
let me choose for you; there are three pretty ones just come in."
She disappeared again, and came back with a big-bowled pipe in
her hand, carved out of some hard wood very elaborately and
mounted in gold sprinkled with little gems. It was, in short, as
pretty and gay a toy as I had ever seen; something like the best
kind of Japanese work, but better.
"Dear me!" said I, when I set my eyes on it, "this is
altogether too grand for me, or for anybody but the Emperor of
the World. Besides, I shall lose it: I always lose my pipes."
The child seemed rather dashed, and said, "Don't you like it,
neighbour?"
"O yes," I said, "of course I like
it." "Well, then take it," said she, "and don't
trouble about losing it. What will it matter if you do? Somebody
is sure to find it, and he will use it, and you can get another."
I took it out of her hand to look at it, and while I did so,
forgot my caution, and said, "But however am I to pay for such
a thing as this?"
Dick laid his hand on my shoulder as I spoke, and turning I met
his eyes with a comical expression in them, which warned me
against another exhibition of extinct commercial morality; so I
reddened and held my tongue, while the girl simply looked at me
"Thank you so very much," I said at last, effusively, as I
put the pipe in my pocket, not without a qualm of doubt as to
whether I shouldn't find myself before a magistrate presently.
"O, you are so very welcome," said the little lass, with an
affectation of grown-up manners at their best which was very
quaint. "It is such a pleasure to serve dear old gentlemen
like you; specially when one can see at once that you have come
from far over sea."
"Yes, my dear," quoth I, "I have been a great
traveller."
As I told this lie from pure politeness, in came the lad again,
with a tray in his hands, on which I saw a long flask and two
beautiful glasses. "Neighbours," said the girl (who did all
the talking, her brother being very shy, clearly), "please to
drink a glass to us before you go since we do not have guests
like this every day."
Therewith the boy put the tray on the counter and solemnly poured
out a straw-coloured wint into the long bowls. Nothing loth, I
drank, for I was thirsty with the hot day; and thinks I, I am yet
in the world, and the grapes of the Rhine have not yet lost their
flavour; for if ever I drank good Steinberg, I drank it that
morning; and I made a mental note to ask Dick how they managed to
make fine wine when there were no longer labourers compelled ato
drink roet-gut instead of the fine wine which they themselves
made.
"Don't you drink a glass to us, dear little neighbours?"
said I.
"I don't drink wine," said the lass; "I like
lemonade better; but I wish your health!"
"And I like ginger-beer better," said the little lad.
Well, well, thought I, neither have children's tastes changed
much. And therewith we gave them good day and went out of the
booth.
To my disappointment, like a change in a dream, a tall old man
was holding our horse instead of the beautiful woman. He
explained to us that the maiden could not wais, and that he had
taken her place; and he winked at us and laughed when he saw how
our faces fell so that we had nothing for it but to laugh also.
"Where are you going?" said he to Dick.
"To Bloomsbury," said Dick.
"If you two don't want to be alone, I'll come with you,"
said the old man.
"All right," said Dick, "tell me when you want to get down
and I'll stop for you. Let's get on."
So we got under way again; and I asked if children generally
waited on people in the markets. "Often enough," said he,
"when it isn't a matter of dealing with heavy weights, but by
no means always. The children like to amuse themselves with it,
and it is good for them, because they handle a lot of diverse
wares and get to learn about them, how they are made, and where
they come from, and so on. Besides, it is such very easy work
that anybody can do it. It is saiid that in the early days of our
epoch there were a good many people who were hereditarily
afflicted with a disease called idleness, because they were the
direct descendants of those who in the bad times used to force
other people to work for them—the people, you know, who are
called slave-holders or employers of labour in the history books.
Well, these Idleness-stricken people used to serve booths
"Yes," said I, pondering much. But the old man broke
in:
"Yes, all that is true, neighbour; and I have seen some of
those women grown old. But my father used to know some of them
when they were young; and he said that they were as little like
young women as might be: they had hands like bunches of skewers,
and wretched little arms like sticks; and waists like hour-glasses,
and thin lips and peaked noses and pale cheeks; and they
were always pretending to be offended at anything you said or did
to them. No wonder they bore ugly children, for no one except men
like them could be in love with them—poor things!"
He stopped, and seemed to be musing on his past life, and then
said:
"And do you know, neighbours, that once on a time people
were still anxious about that diseaseof Idleness: at one time we
gave ourselves a great deal of trouble in trying to cure people
of it. Have you not read any of the medical books on the subject?"
"No," said I; for the old man was speaking to me.
"Well," said he, "it was thought at the time that it was
the survival of the old mediaeval disease of leprosy: it seems it
was very catching for many of the people afflicted by it were
much secluded, and
All this seemed very interesting to me, and I should like to have
made the old man talk more. But Dick got rather restive under so
much ancient history: besides, I suspect he wanted to keep me as
fresh as he could for his great-grandfather. So he burst out
laughing at last, and said: "Excuse me, neighbours, but I
can't help it. Fancy people not liking to work!—it's too
rediculous. Why, even you like to work, old
fellow—sometimes," said he, affectionately patting the old
horse with the whip. "What a queer disease! it may well be
called Mulleygrubs!"
And he laughed out again most boisterously, rather too much so, I
thought, for his usual good manners; and I laughed with him for
company's sake, but from the teeth outward only; for And now again I was busy looking about me, for we were quite
clear of Piccadilly Marketl, and were in a region of elegantly-built
much ornamented houses, which I should have called villas
if they had been ugly and pretentious, which was very far from
being the case. Each house stood in a garden
We came presently into a large open space, sloping somewhat
toward the south, the sunny site of which had been taken
advantage of for planting an orchard, mainly, as I could see, of
apricot trees, in the midst of which was a pretty gay little
structure of wood, painted and gilded that looked like a
refreshment-stall. From the southern side of the said orchard ran
a long road chequered over with the shadow of tall old pear
trees, at the end of which showed the high tower of the
Parliament House, or Dung Market.
A strange sensation came over me; I shut my eyes to keep out the
sight of the sun glittering on this fair abode of gardens, and
for a moment there passed before them a phantasmagoria of another
day. A great space surrounded by tall ugly houses, with an ugly
church at the corner and a nondescript ugly cupolaed building at
my back; the roadway thronged with a sweltering and excited
crowd, dominated by omnibuses crowded with spectators. In the
midst a paved be-fountained square, populated only by a few men
dressed in blue and a good many singularly ugly bronze images
(one on top of a tall column). The said square guarded up to the
I opened my eyes to the sunlight again and looked round me, and
cried out among the whispering trees and odorous blossoms,
"Trafalgar Square!"
"Yes," said Dick, who had drawn rein again, "so it is I
don't wonder at your finding the name ridiculous: but after all,
it was nobody's business to alter it, since the name of a dead
folly doesn't bite. Yet sometimes I think we might have given it
a name which would have commemorated the great battle which was
fought on the spot itself in 1952,— "Which they generally do, or at least did," said the old
man. "For instance what can you make of this, neighbours? I
have read a muddled account in a book—O a stupid
book!—called James' Social Democratic History, of a fight
which took place here in or about the year 1887 (I am bad at
dates). Some people, says this story, were going to hold a ward-mote
here, or some such thing, and the Government of London, or
the Council, or the Commission, or what not other barbarous half-hatched
body of fools, fell upon these citizens (as they were
then called) with the armed hand. That seems too ridiculous
to be true; but according to this version of the story, nothing
much came of it which certainly "Well," quoth I, "but after all your Me. James is right
so far, and it "And they put up with that?" said Dick, with
Said I, reddening: "We The old man looked at me keenly, and said: "You seem to know a
great deal about it, neighbour! And is it really true that
nothing came of it?"
"This came of it," said I, "that a good many people were
sent to prison because of it."
"What, of the bludgeoners?" said the old man. "Poor
devils!"
"No, no," said I, "of the bludgeoned."
Said the old man rather severely: "Friend, I expect that you
have been reading some rotten collection of lies, and have been
taken in by it too easily."
"I assure you," said I, "what I have been saying is
true."
"Well, well, I am sure you think so, neighbour," said the
old man,"but I don't see why you should be so cocksure."
As I couldn't explain why, I held my tongue. Meanwhile Dick, who
had been sitting with knit brows, cogitating, spoke at last, and
said gently and rather sadly:
"How strange to think that there
could have been men like ourselves, and living in this beautiful
and happy country, who I suppose had feelings and affections like
ourselves, who could yet do such dreadful things."
"Yes," said I, in a didactic tone; "yetafter all, even
those days were a great improvement on the days that had gone
before them. Have you not read of the Medieval period, and the
ferocity of its criminal laws; and how in those days men fairly
seemed to have enjoyed tormenting their fellow-men?—nay, for
"Yes," said Dick,"there are good books on the period
also, some of which I have read. But as to the great improvement
of the nineteenth century, I don't see it. After all, the
Medieval folk acted after their conscience, as your remark shows
about their God (which is true) shows, and they were ready to
bear what they inflicted on others; whereas the nineteenth
century ones were hypocrites, and pretended to be humane, and yet
went on tormenting those whom they dared to treat so by shutting
them up in prison, for no reason at all, except that they were
what they themselves, the prison-masters, had forced them to be.
O, it's horrible to think of!"
"But perhaps," said I, "they did not know what the
prisons were like."
Dick seemed roused, and even angry. "More shame for them,"
said he, "when you and i know it all these years afterwards.
Look you, neighbor, they couldn't fail to know what a disgrace
prison is to the Commonwealth at the best, and that their prisons
were a good step on towards being at the worst."
Quoth I: "But have you no prisons at all now?"
As soon as the words were out of my mouth, I felt that I had made a mistake,
for Dick flushed red and frowned, and the old man looked
surprised and pained; and presently Dick said angrily, yet as if
restraining himself somewhat:
"Man alive! how can you ask such
a question? Have I not told you that we know what a prison means
by the undoubted evidence of really trust-worthy books, helped
out by our own imaginations? And haven't you specially called me
to notice that the people about the roads and streets look happy?
and how could they look happy if they knew that
He stopped, and began to cool down, and said in a kind voice:
"But forgive me! I needn't be so hot about it, since there are
In a way he had; but he was so generous in his heat, that I liked
him the better for it, and I said: "No, really 'tis all my fault
for being so stupid. Let me change the subject, and ask you
what the stately building is on our left just showing at the end
of that grove of plane trees?"
"Ah," he said, "that is an old building built before the
middle of the twentieth century, and as you see, in a iiqueer
fantastic style not over beautiful; but there are some fine
things inside it, too, mostly pictures are kept as curiosities
permanently it is called a National Gallery, perhaps after this
one. of course there are a good many of them up and down the
country."
I didn't try to enlighten him, feeling the task too heavy, but I
pulled out my magnificent pipe and fell a-smoking, and the old
horse jogged on again. As we went, I said:
"This pipe is a very elaborate toy, and you seem,
It struck me as I spoke that this was rather ungrateful of me,
after having received such a fine present; but Dick didn't seem
to notice my bad manners, but said:
"Well, I don't know; it He mused a little, and seemed somewhat perturbed; but presently
his face cleared, and he said: "After all, you must admit that
the pipe is a very pretty thing, with the little people under
the trees all cut so clean and sweet;—too elaborate for a
pipe, perhaps, but—"well, it is very pretty."
"Too valuable for its use, perhaps," said I.
"What's that?"said he; "I don't understand."
I was just going on in a helpless way to try to make him
understand, when we came by the gates of a big rambling building,
in which work of some sort seemed going on. "What building is
that?" said I, eagerly; for it was a pleasure to see
somethiing a little like what I was used to: "it seems to be a
factory."
"Yes, he said," "I think I know what you mean, and
that's what it is; but we don't call them factories now, but
Banded-workshops; that is, places where people collect who want
to work together."
"I suppose,"said I, "power of some sort is used there?"
"No, no,"said he. "Why should people collect together to
use power, when they can have it at the places where they live or
hard by, any two or three of them, or any one, for the matter of
that? No; folk collect in these Banded-workahops to do handwork
in which working together is necessary or convenient; such work
is often very pleasant. In therem for instance they make pottery
and glass,—there, you can see the tops of the furnces. Well of
course it's handy to have fair-sized ovens and kilns and glass-pots,
and a good lot of things to use them for: though of course
there are a good many such places, as it would be ridiculous if a
man had a liking for pot-making or glass-blowing that he should
have to live in one place or be obliged to forego the work he
liked."
"I see no smoke coming from the furnaces," said I.
"Smoke?"said Dick; "why should you see smoke?"
I held my tongue, and he went on: "It's a nice place inside,
though as plain as you see outside. As to the crafts, throwing
clay must be jolly work: the glass-blowing is rather a sweltering
job; but some folk like it very much indeed; and I don't much
wonder: there us such a sense" of power, when you have got
deft in it, in dealing with the hot metal. It makes a lot of
pleasant work," said he, smiling, — "for however"
much care you take of such goods, break they will, one day or
another, so there is always plenty to do.
I held my tongue and pondered.
We came just here on a gang of men road-mending, which delayed us
a little; but I was not sorry for it; for all I had seen hitherto
seemed a mere part
"They are in luck today:
it's right down good sport trying how much pick-work one can get
into an hour; and I can see those neighbours know their business
well. It is not a mere matter of strength getting on quickly with
such work; is it, guest?"
"I should think not,"said I, "but to tell you the truth,
I have never tried my hand at it."
"Really?" said he gravely, "that seems a pity; it is
good work for hardening the muscles, and I like it; though I
admit it is pleasanter the second week than the first. Not that I
am a good hand at it; the fellows used to chaff me at one job
where I was working, I remember, and sing out to me, `Well rowed,
stroke!' `Put your back into it, bow!'"
"Not much of a joke," quoth I.
"Well," said dick, "everything seems like a joke when we
have a pleasant spell of work on, and good fellows merry about
us; we feel so happy, you know." Again I pondered silently.
We now turned into a pleasant lane where the branches of great
plane trees nearly met overhead, but behind them lay low houses
standing rather close together.
"This is Long Acre," quoth Dick; "so there must once
have been a cornfield here. How curious it is that places change
so, and yet keep their old names! Just look how thick the houses
stand! and they are still going on building, look you!"
"Yes," said the old man, "but I think the cornfields
must have been built over before the middle
And he jumped down and strode away vigorously like a young man.
"How old should you say that neighbour will be?" said I to
Dick as we lost sight of him; for I saw that he was old, and yet
he looked dry and sturdy like a piece of a piece of old oak; a
type of old man I was not used to seeing.
"O, about ninety, I should say," said Dick.
"How long-lived your people must be!" said I.
"Yes," said Dick "certainly we have beaten the
three-score-and-ten of the old Jewish proverb-book. But then you see
that was written of Syria, a hot dry country, where people live
faster than in our temperate climate. However, I don't think it
matters much, so long as a man is healthy and happy while he
I nodded a yes; and therewith we turned to the left, and went
down a gentle slope through some beautiful rose-gardens, laid out
on what I took to be the site of Endell Street. We passed on, and
Dick drew rein an instant as we came across a long straightish
road with houses scantily scattered up and down it. He waved his
hand right and left, and said, "Holborn that side, Oxford Road
that. this was once a very important part of the crowded city
outside the ancient walls of the Roman and Mediaeval burg: many
of the feudal nobles of the Middle Ages, we are told, had big
houses on either side
He drove on again, while I smiled faintly to think how the
nineteenth century, of which such big words have been said,
counted for nothing in the memory of this man, who read
Shakespeare and had not forgotten the Middle Ages.
We crossed the road into a short narrow lane between the gardens,
and came out again into a wide road, on one side of which was a
great and long building, turning its gables away from the
highway, which I saw at once was another public group. Opposite
to it was a wide space of greenery, without any wall or fence of
any kind. I looked through the trees and saw beyond them a
pillared portico quite familiar to me—no less old a friend, in
fact, than the British Museum. It rather took my breath away,
amidst all the strange things I had seen; but I held my tongue
and let Dick speak. Said he:
"Yonder is the British Museum,
where my great-greandfather mostly lives; so I won't say much
about it. The building on the left is the Museum Markete, and I
think we had better turn in there for a minute or two; for
Greylocks will be wanting his rest and his oats; and I suppose
you will stay with my kinsman the greater part of the day; and to
say the truth, there may be some one there whom I particularly
want to see, and perhaps have a long talk with."
He blushed and sighed, not altogether with pleasure, I thought;
so of course I said nothing, and he turned the horse under an
archway which
Dick said to me apologetically: "Here, as alsewhere there is
little doing to-day; on a Friday you would see it thronged, and
gay with people, and in the afternoon there is generally music
about the fountain. However, I daresay we shall have a pretty
good gathering at our mid-day meal."
We drove through the quadrangle and by an archway, into a large
handsome stable on the other side, where we speedily stalled the
old nag and made him happy with horse-meat, and then turned and
walked back again through the market, Dick looking rather
thoughtful, as it seemed to me.
I noticed that people couldn't help looking at me rather hard;
and considering my clothes and theirs, I didn't wonder; but
whenever they caught my eye they made me a very friendly sign of
greeting.
We walked straight into the forecourt of the Museum, where,
except that the railings were gone, and the whispering boughs of
the trees were all about, nothing seemed changed; the very
pigeons were wheeling about the building and clinging to the
ornaments of the pediment as I had seen them of old.
Dick seemed grown a little absent, but he could
"It is rather an
ugly old building, isn't it? Many people have wanted to pull it
down and rebuild it: and perhaps if work does really get scarce
we may yet do so. But, as my great-grandfather will tell you, it
would not be quite a straightforward job; for there are wonderful
collections in there of all kinds of antiquities, besides an
enormous library with many exceedingly beautiful books in it, and
many most useful ones as genuine records, texts of ancient works
and the like; and the worry and anxiety, and even the risk, there
would be in moving all this has saved the buildings themselves.
Besides, as we said before, it is not a bad thing to have some
record of what our forefathers thought a handsome building. For
there is plenty of labour and material in it."
"I see there is," said I, "and I quite agree with you.
But now hadn't we better make haste to see your great grand-father?"
In fact, I could not help seing that he was rather dallying with
the time. He said, "Yes, we will go into the house in a
minute. My kinsmen is too old to do much owrk in the Museum,
where he was a custodian of the books for many years; but he
still lives here a good deal; indeed I think," said he,
smiling, "that he looks upon himself as a part of the books,
or the books a part of him, I don't know which."
He hesitated a little longer, then flushing up, took my hand, and
saying, "Come along, then!" led me toward the door of one
of the old official dwellings.
"Your kinsman doesn't much care for beautiful buildings,
then," said I, as we entered the rather dreary classical
house; which indeed was as bare as need be, except for some big
pots of the June flowers which stood about here and there; though
it was very clean and nicely whitewashed.
"O, I don't know," said Dick, rather absently, "He is
getting old, certainly, for he is over a hundred and five, and no
doubt he doesn't care about moving. But of course he could live
in a prettier house if he liked: he is not obliged to live in any
one place any more than any one else. This way, Guest."
And he led the way upsteairs, and opening a door we went into a
fair-sized rom of the old type, as plain as the rest of the
house, with a few necessary pieces of furniture, and those very
simple and even rude, but solid and with a good deal of carving
about them, well designed but rather crudely executed. At the
furthest corner of the room, at a desk near the window, sat a
little old man in a roomy oak chair, well be-cushioned. He was
dressed in a sort of Norfolk jacket of blue serge worn
threadbare, with breeches of the same, and grey worsted
stockings. He jumpped up from his chair, and cried out in a voice
of considerable volume for such an old man, "Welcome, Dick,
my lad; Clara is here, and will be more than glad to see you; so
keep your heart up."
"Clara here?" quoth Dick; "if I had known, I would not
have brought— At least I mean I would—"
He was stuttering and confused, clearly because he was anxious to
say nothing to make me feel one too many. But the old man, who
had not seen me at first, helped him out by coming forward and
saying to me in a kind tone:
"Pray pardon me, for I did not
notice that Dick, who is big enough to hade anybody, you know,
had brought a friend with him. A most hearty welcome to you! All
the more, as I almost hope that you are going to amuse an old man
by giving him news from over sea for I can see that you are come
from over the water and far-off countries."
He looked at me thoughtfully, almost anxiously, as he said in a
changed voice, "Might I ask you where you come from, as you
are so clearly a stranger?"
I said in an absent way: "I used to live in England, and now I
am come back again; and I slept last night at Hammersmith Guest
House."
He bowed gravely, but seemed, I thought, a little disappointed
with my answer. As for me, I was now looking at him harder than
good manners allowed of, perhaps; for in truth his face, dried-apple-like
as it was seemed strangely familiar to me; as if I had
seen it before—in a looking-glass it might be, said I to
myself.
"Well," said the old man, "wherever you come from, you
are among friends. And I see my kinsman Richard Hammond has an
air about him as if he had brought you here for me to do
something for you. Is that so, Dick? "
Dick, who was getting still more absent-minded and kept looking
uneasily at the door, managed to say,"Well, yes, kiinsman: our
guest finds things much altered, and cannot understand it; nor
can I; so I thought I would bring him to you since you
And he turned toward the door again. We heard footsteps outside;
the door opened, and in came a very beautiful young woman, who
stopped short on seeing Dick, and fllushed as red as a rose, but
faced him nevertheless. Dick looked at her hard, and half reached
out his hand toward her, and his whole face quivered with
emotion.
The old man did not leave them long in this shy discomfort, but
said, smiling with an old man's mirth: "Dick, my lad, and you,
my dear Clara, I rather think that we two oldsters are in your
way; for I think you will have plenty to say to each other. You
had better go into Nelson's room up above; I know he has gone
out; and he has just been covering the walls all over with
medieval books, so it will be pretty enough even for you two and
your renewed pleasure."
The girl reached out her hand to Dick, and taking his led him out
of the room, looking straight before her; but it was easy to see
that her blushes came from happiness, not anger; as, indeed love
is far more self-conscious than wrath.
When the door had shut on them the old man turned to me, still
smiling, and said:
"Frankly, my dear guest, you will do me a
great service if you are come to set my old tongue wagging. My
love of talk still abides with me, or rather grows on me; and
though it is pleasant enough to see these youngsters moving about
and playing together so seriously, as if the whole world depended
on their kisses (as indeed it does somewhat), yet I don't think
my tales of the past interest them much. The last harvest, the
last baby, the last knot of carving in the
He looked at me keenly and with growing wonder in his eyes as he
spoke; and I answered in a low voice:
"I know only so much of
your modern life as I could gather from using my eyes on the way
here from Hammersmith and from asking some questions of Richard
Hammond, most of which he could hardly understand."
The old man smiled at this. "Then," said he, "I am to
speak to you as—"
"As if I were a being from another planet," said I.
The old man, whose name, by the bye, like his kinsman's was Hammond,
smiled and nodded, and wheeling his seat round to me, bade me sit
in a heavy oak chair, and said, as he saw my eyes fix on its
curious carving:
"Yes, I am much tied to the past, I was silent for a minute, and then I said, somewhat nervously:
"Excuse me if I am rude; but I am so much interested in
Richard since he has been so kind to me, a perfect stranger, that
I should like to ask a question about him."
"Well," said old Hammond, "if he were not `kind,' as you
call it, to a perfect stranger he would be thought a strange
person, and people would be apt to shun him. But ask on, ask on!
don't be shy of asking."
Said I: "That beautiful girl, is he going to be married to
her?"
"Well," said he, "Yes, he is. He has been
married to her once already, and now I should say it is pretty
clear that he will be married to her again."
"Indeed," quoth I, wondering what that meant.
"Here is the whole tale," said old Hammond; "a short one
enough; and now I hope a happy one: they lived together two years
the first time; were both very young; and then she got it into
her head that she was in love with somebody else. So she left
poor Dick; I say "Dear me," said I. "Have they any children?"
"Yes," said he,"two; they are staying with one
"Ah," said I, "no doubt you wanted to keep them our of
the Divorce Court: but I suppose it often has to settle such
matters."
"Then you suppose nonsense," said he. "I
know that there used to be such lunatic affairs as divorce
courts. But just consider; all the cases that came into them were
matters of property quarrels: and I think, dear guest," said
he, smiling, "that though you do come from another planet,
you can see from the mere outside look of our world that quarrels
about private property could not go on amongst us in our days."
Indeed, my drive from Hammersmith to Bloomsbury, and all the
quiet happy life I had seen so many hints of, even apart from my
shopping, would have been enough to tell me that `the sacred
rights of property,' as we used to think of them, were now no
more. So I sat silent while the old man took up the thread of the
discourse again, and said:
"Well, then, property quarrels
being no longer possible, what remains in these matters that a
court of law could deal with? Fancy a court for enforcing a
contract of passion or sentiment! If such a thing were needed as
a He was silent again a little, and then said: "You must
understand once for all that we have changed these matters; or
rather, that our way of looking at them has changed, as we have
changed within the
Again he paused awhile, and again went on: "Calf love,
mistaken for a heroism that shall be life-long, yet early waning
into disappointment; the inexplicable desire that comes on a man
of riper years to be the all-in-all to some one woman, whose
ordinary human kindness and human beauty he has idealised into
superhuman perfection, and made the one object of his desire; or
lastly the reasonable longing of a strong and thoughtful man to
become the most intimate friend of some beautiful and wise woman,
the very type of the beauty and glory of the world which we love
so well,—as we exult in all the pleasure and exaltation of
spirit which goes with these things, so we set ourselves to bear
the sorrow which not unseldom goes with them also; remembering
those lines of the ancient poet (I quote roughly from memory one
of the many translations of the nineteenth century):
Well, well, 'tis little likely anyhow that all tales shall be lacking, or all
sorrow cured."
He was silent for some time, and I would not
He paused, as if for some words of mine; but I held my peace:
then he went on: "At least, if we suffer from the tyranny and
fickleness of nature or our own want of experience, we neither
grimace about it nor lie. If there must be a sundering betwixt
those
"N-o-no," said I, with some hesitationl "It is all so
different."
"At any rate," said he, "one thing I think I can answer
for: whatever sentiment there is, it is real—and general; it
is not confined to people very specially refined. I am also
pretty sure, as I hinted to you just now, that there is not by a
great way as much suffering involved in these matters either to
men or to women as there used to be. But excuse me for being so
prolix on this question! You know you asked to be treated like a
being from another planet."
"Indeed I thank you very much," said I. "Now may I ask
you about the position of women in your society?"
He laughed very heartily for a man of his years, and said:
"It is not without reason that I have got a repuation as a
careful student of history I believe I really do understand `the
Emancipation of Women movement' of the nineteenth century. I
doubt if any other man now alive does."
"Well?" said I, a little bit nettled by his merriment.
"Well," said he, "of course you will see that all that
is a dead controversy now. The men have no longer any opportunity
of tyrrannising over the women, or the women over the men; both
of which things took place in those old times. The women do what
they can do best, and what they like best, and the men are
neither jealous of it or injured by it. This is such a
commonplace that I am almost ashamed to state it."
I said, "O; and legislation? do they take any part in that?"
Hammond smiled and said: "I think you may wait for an answer
to that question till we get on to the subject of legislation.
There may be novelties to you in that subject also."
"Very well," I said; "but about this woman question? I
saw at the Guest House that the women were waiting on the men:
that seems a little like reaction, doesn't it?"
"Does it?" said the old man; "perhaps you think
housekeeping an unimportant occupation, not deserving of respect.
I believe that was the opinion of the `advanced' women of the
nineteenth century, and their male backers. If it is yours, I
recommend to your notice an old Norwegian folk-lore tale called
I sat somewhat uneasy under this dry gibe. Indeed, his manner of
treating this latter part of the question seemed to me a little
disrespectful.
"Come, now, my friend," quoth he, "don't you know that
it is a great pleasure to a clever woman to manage a house
skillfully, and to do it so that all the house-mates about her
look pleased, and are grateful to her? And then, you know,
everybody likes to be ordered about by a pretty woman: why , it
is one of the pleasantest forms of flirtation. You are not so old
that you cannot remember that. Why, I remember it well."
And the old fellow chuckled again, and at last fairly burst out
laughing.
"Excuse me," said he, after a while; "I am not laughing
at anything you could be thinking of, but at that silly
nineteenth-century fashion, current amongst rich so-called
cultivated people, of ignoring all the steps by which their daily
dinner was reached, as matters too low for their lofty
intelligence. Useless idiots! Come, now, I am a `literary man,'
as we queer animals used to be called, yet I am a pretty good
cook myself."
"So am I," said I.
"Well, then,"
said he, "I really think you can understand me better than you
would seem to so, judging by your words and your silence."
Said I: "Perhaps that is so; but people putting in practice
commonly this sense of interest in the ordinary occupations of
life rather startles me. I will ask you a question or two
presently about that. But I want to return to the position of
women amongst you. You have studied the `emanciation of women'
business of the nineteenth century: don't you remember that some
of the `superior' women wanted to emancipate the more intelligent
part of their sex from the bearing of children?"
The old man grew quite serious again. Said he: "I "You speak warmly," I said, "but I can see that you are
right"
"Yes," he said, "and I will point out to you
a token of all the benefits which we have gained by our freedom.
What did you think of the looks of the people whom you have come
across to-day?"
Said I "I could hardly have believed that
there could be so many good-looking people in any civilised
country."
He crowed a little, like the old bird he was. "What! are we
still civilised?" said he. "Well, as to our looks, the
English and Jutish blood, which on the whole is predominant here,
used not to produce much beauty. But I think we have improved it.
I know a man who has a large collection of portraits printed from
photographs of the nineteenth century, and going over them and
comparing them with the everyday faces in these times, puts the
improvement in our good looks beyond a doubt. Now, there are
some people who think it not too fantastic to connect this
increase of beauty directly with our freedom and
"I am much of that mind," said I.
"Well," said the old man, shifting in his chair, "you
must get on with your questions, Guest; I have been some time
answering this first one."
Said I: "I want an extra word or two about your ideas of education;
although I gathered from Dick that you let your children run wild
and didn't teach them anything; and in short, that you have so
refined your education, that now you have none."
"Then you gathered left-handed," quoth he." But of
course I understand your point of view about education, which is
that of times past, when `the struggle for life,' as men used to
phrase it ( I stopped the old man's rising wrath by a laugh, and said:
"Well, "True, true," said he smiling. "I thank you for
correcting my ill temper: I always fancy myself as living in any
period of which we may be speaking. But, however, to put it in a
cooler way: you expected to see children thrust into schools when
they had reached an age conventionally supposed to be the due
age, whatever their varying faculties and dispositions might be,
and when there, with like disregard to facts, to be subjected to
a certain conventional courese of `learning'. My friend, can't
you see that such a proceeding means ignoring the fact of
"Yes," said I, "but suppose the child, youth, man, never
wants the information, never grows in the direction you might
hope him to do: suppose, for instance, he objects to learning
arithmetic or mathematics; you can't force him when he "Well," said he, "were you forced to learn arithmetic
and mathematics?"
"A little," said I.
"And how old are you now?"
"Say fifty-six," said I.
"And how much arithmetic and mathematics do you know now?"
quoth the old man, smiling rather mockingly.
Said I: "None whatever, I am sorry to say."
Hammond laughed quietly, but made no other comment on my
admission, and I dropped the subject of education, perceiving him
to be hopeless on that side.
I thought a little, and said: "You were speaking just now of
households: that sounded to me a little like the customs of past
times; I should have thought you would have lived more in public."
"Phalangsteries, eh?" said he. "Well, we live as we
like, and we like to live as a rule with certain house-mates that
we have got used to. Remember, again, that poverty is extinct,
and that the Fourierist phalangsteries and all their kind, as was
but natural at the time, implied nothing but a refuge from mere
destitution. Such a way of life as that, could only have been
conceived of by people surrounded by the worst form of poverty.
But you must understand therewith, that though separate
households are the rule amongst us, and though they differ in
their habits more or less, yet no door is shut to any
After a pause, I said: "Your big towns, now; how about them?
London, which—which I have read about as the modern Babylon of
civilisation, seems to have disappeared."
"Well, well," said old Hammond, "perhaps after all it is
more like ancient Babylon now than the `modern Babylon' of the
nineteenth century was. But let that pass. After all, there is a
good deal of population in places between here and Hammersmith;
nor have you seen the most populous part of the town yet."
"Tell me, then," said I, "how is it towards the east?"
Said he: "Time was when if you mounted a good horse and rode
straight away from my door here at a round trot for an hour and a
half, you would still be in the thick of London, and the greater
part of that would be `slums', as they were called; that is to
say, places of torture for innocent men and women; or worse,
stews for rearing and breeding men and women in such degradation
that that torture should seem to them mere ordinary and natural
life."
"I know, I know," I said, rather impatiently, "That was
what was; tell me something of what is. Is there any of that left?"
"Not an inch," said he; "but some memory
"Indeed," said I, "it is difficult for me to think of
it."
And I sat watching how his eyes glittered, and how the fresh life
seemed to glow in his face, and I wondered how at his age he
should think of
"Tell me in detail," said I, "what lies east of
Bloomsbury now?"
Said he: "There are but few houses between this and the outer
part of the old city; but in the city we have a thickly-dwelling
population. Our forefathers, in the first clearing of the slums,
were not in a hurry to pull down the houses in what was called at
the end of the nineteenth century the business quarter of town, and
what later got to be known as the Swindling Kens. You see, these houses,
though they stood hideously thick on the ground, were roomy and fairly
solid in building, and clean, because they were not used for living in,
but as mere gambling booths; so the poor people from the cleared slums
took them for lodgings and dwelt there, till the folk of those days had time to
think of something better for them; so the buildings were pulled
down so gradually that people got used to living thicker on the
ground there than in most places; therefore it remains the most
populous part of London, or perhaps of all these islands. But it
is very pleasant there, partly because of the splendor of the
architecture, which goes further than what you will see
elsewhere. However, this crowding, if it may be called so, does
not go further than a street called Aldgate, a name that perhaps
you may have heard of. Beyond that the houses are scattered wide
about the meadows there, which are very beautiful, especially
when you get on to the lovely river Lea (where old Isaak Walton
used to fish, you know) about the places called Stratford and Old
Ford, names which of course you will not have heard of, though
the Romans were busy there once upon a time."
Not heard of them! thought I to myself. How strange! that I who
had seen the very last remnant of the pleasantness of the meadows
by the Lea destroyed, should have heard them spoken of with
pleasantness come back to them in full measure.
Hammond went on: "When you get down to the Thames side you
come on the Docks, which are works of the nineteenth century,
and are still in use, although not so thronged as they once were,
since we discourage centralisaion all we can, and we have long
ago dropped the pretension to be the market of the world. About
these Docks are a good few houses, which, however, are not
inhabited by many people permanently; I mean, those who use them
come and go a good deal, the place being too low and marshy for
pleasant dwelling. Past the Docks eastward and landward it is all
flat pasture, once marsh, except for a few gardens, and there are
very few permanent dwellings there: scarcely anything but a few
sheds, and cots for the men who come to look after the great
herds of cattle pasturing there. But however, what with the
beasts and the men, and the scattered red-tiled roofs and the big
hayricks, it does not make a bad holiday to get a quiet pony and
ride about there on a sunny afternoon of autumn, and look over
the river and the craft passing up and down, and on to Shooter
s' Hill and the Kentish uplands, and then turn round to the wide
green sea of the Essex marshland, with the great domed line of
the sky, and the sun shining down in one flood of peaceful light
over the long distance. There is a place called Canning's Town,
and further out, Silvertown, where the pleasant meadows are at
their pleasantest: doubtless they were once slums, and wretched
enough."
The names grated on my ear, but I could not
He said: "You would find it much the same as the land about
Hammersmith. North, again, the land runs up high, and there is an
agreeable and well-built town called Hampstead, which fitly ends
London on that side. It looks down on the north-western end of
the forest you passed through."
I smiled. "So much for what was once London," said I.
"Now tell me about the other towns of the country."
He said: "As to the big murky places which were once, as we
know, the centres of manufacture, they have, like the brick and
mortar desert of London, disappeared; only, since they were the
centres of nothing but `manufacture', and served no purpose but
that of the gambling market, they have left less signs of their
existence than London. Of course, the great change in the use of
mechanical force made this an easy matter, and some approach to
their break-up as centres would probably have taken place, even
if we had not changed our habits so much: but they being such as
they were, no sacrifice would have seemed too great a price to
pay for getting rid of the `manufacturing districts', as they
used to be called. For the rest, whatever coal or mineral we need
is brought to grass and sent whither it is needed with as little
as possible of dirt, confusion, and the distressing of quiet
people's lives. One is tempted to believe from what one has read
of the condition of those districts in the nineteenth century,
that those who had them under their power worried, befouled, and
degraded men out of malice prepense: but it was not so; like the
miseducation of which we were talking just now, it came of their
dreadful poverty. They were obliged to put up with
I confess I was not sorry to cut short with a question his
glorifications of the age he lived in. Said I: "How about the
smaller towns? I suppose you have swept those away entirely?"
"No, no," said he, "it hasn't gone that way. On the
contrary, there has been but little clearance, though much
rebuilding in the smaller towns. Their suburbs, indeed, when they
had any, have melted away into the general country, and space and
elbow-room has been got in their centres: but there are the towns
still with their streets and squares the market-places; so that
it is by means of these smaller towns that we of to-day can get
some kind of idea of what the towns of the older world were
like;—I mean to say at their best."
"Take Oxford, for instance," said I.
"Yes," said he, "I suppose Oxford was beautiful even in the
nineteenth century. At present it has the great interest of
still preserving a great mass of precommercial building, and is a
very beautiful place, yet there are many towns which have become
scarcely less beautiful."
Said I: "In passing, may I ask if it is still a place of
learning?"
"Still?" said he, smiling. "Well, it has reverted to
some of its best traditions; so you may imagine how far it is
from its nineteenth-century position. It is real learning,
knowledge cultivated for its own sake—the Art of Knowledge, in
short—which is followed there, not the Commercial learning of
the past. Though perhaps you do not know that in the nineteenth
century Oxford and its less interesting sister Cambridge became
definitely commercial.
Dear me! thought I, how apt history is to reverse contemporary
judgements. Surely only the worst of them were as bad as that.
But I must admit that they were mostly prigs, and they
"True," he said, "but their pretensions were higher."
"Were they?" said I, smiling.
"You drive me from corner to corner," said he, smiling in
turn. "Let me say at least that they were a poor sequence to
the aspirations of Oxford of `the barbarous Middle Ages'."
"Yes, that will do," said I.
"Also," said Hammond, "what I have been saying of them
is true in the main. But ask on!"
I said: "We have heard about London and the manufacturing
districts and the ordinary towns: how about the villages?"
Said Hammond: " You must know that toward
"I have heard that it was so," said I; "but what
followed?"
"The change," said Hammond, "which in these matters
took place very early in our epoch, was most strangely rapid.
People flocked into the country villages, and, so to say, flung
themselves upon the freed land like a wild beast upon his prey;
and in a very little time the villages of England were more
populous than they had been since the fourteenth century, and
were still growing fast. Of course, this invasion of the country
was awkward to deal with, and would have created much misery, if
the folk had still been under the bondage of class monopoly. But
as it was, things soon righted themselves. People found out what
they were fit for, and gave up attempting to push themselves into
occupations in which they must needs fail. The town invaded the
country; but the invaders, like the warlike invaders of early
days, yielded to the influence
He paused, as if he were seeking for words with which to express
his thought. Then he said:
"This is how we stand. England was
once a country of clearings amongst the woods and wastes, with a
few towns interspersed, which were fortresses for the feudal
army, markets for the folk, gathering places for craftsmen. It
then became a country of huge and foul workshops and fouler
gambling-dens, surrounded by an ill-kept, poverty-stricken farm,
pillaged by the masters of the workshops. It is now a garden,
where nothing is wasted and
Said I: "This side of your change is certainly for the better.
But though I shall soon see some of these villages, tell me in a
word or two what they are like, just to prepare me."
"Perhaps, " said he, "you have seen a tolerable picture
of these villages as they were before the end of the nineteenth
century. Such things exist."
"I have seen several of such pictures," said I.
"Well," said Hammond, "our villages are something like
the best of such places, with the church or mote-house of the
neighbours for their chief building. Only note that there are no
tokens of poverty about them: no tumble-down picturesque; which,
to tell you the truth, the artist usually availed himself of to
veil his incapacity for drawing architecture. Such things do not
please us, even when they indicate no misery. Like the
mediaevals, we like everything trim and clean, and orderly and
bright; as people always do when they have any sense of
architectural power; because then they know that they can have
what they want, and they won't stand any nonsense from Nature in
their dealings with her."
"Besides the villages, are there any scattered country
houses?" said I.
"Yes, plenty," said Hammond; "in fact, except in the
wastes and forests and amongst the sand-hills (like Hindhead in
Surrey), it is not easy to be out
"I am rather surprised," said I, "by all this, for it
seems to me that after all the country must be tolerably populous."
"Certainly," said he; "the population is pretty much the
same as it was at the end of the nineteenth century; we have
spread it, that is all. Of course, also, we have helped to
populate other countries—where we were wanted and were called
for."
Said I: "One thing, it seems to me, does not go with your word
of `garden' for the country. You have spoken of wastes and
forests, and I myself have seen the beginning of your Middlesex
and Essex forest. Why do you keep such things in a garden? and
isn't it very wasteful to do so?"
"My friend," he said, "we like these pieces of wild
nature, and can afford them, so we have them; let alone that as
to forests, we need a great deal of timber, and suppose that our
sons and our sons' sons will do the like. As to the land being a
garden, I have heard that they used to have shrubberies and
rockeries in gardens once; and though I might not like the
artificial ones, I assure you that some of the natural rockeries
of our garden are worth seeing. Go north
"I will try to go there," said I.
"It won't take much trying," said he.
"Now," said I, "I have come to the point of asking
questions which I suppose will be dry for you to answer and
difficult for you to explain; but I have foreseen for some time
past that I must ask them, will I nill I. What kind of a
government have you? Has republicanism finally triumphed? or
have you come to a mere dictatorship, which some persons in the
nineteenth century used to prophesy as the ultimate outcome of
democracy? Indeed, this last question does not seem so very
unreasonable, since you have turned your Parliament House into a
dung-market. Or where do you house your present Parliament?"
The old man answered my smile with a hearty laugh, and
said:"Well, well, dung is not the worst kind of corruption;
fertility may come of that, whereas mere dearth came from the
other kind, of which those walls once held the great supporters.
Now, dear
"I don't understand," said I.
"No, I suppose not," said he. "I must now shock you by
telling you that we have no longer anything which you, a native
of another planet, would call a government."
"I am not so much shocked as you might think," said I,
"as I know something about governments. But tell me, how do
you manage, ane how have you come to this state of things?"
Said he: "It is true that we have to make some arrangements
about our affairs, concerning which you can ask presently; and it
is also true that everybody does not always agree with the
details of these arrangements; but, further, it is true that a
man no more needs an elaborate system of government, with its
army, navy, and police, to force him to give way to the will of
the majority of his "Well, yes, I do," quoth I.
Old Hammond settled himself in his chair with a look of enjoyment
which rather alarmed me, and made me dread a scientific
diquisition: so I sighed and abided. He said:
"I suppose you know pretty well what the process of government
was in the bad old times?"
"I am supposed to know," said I.
(Hammond) What was the government of those days? Was it really the
Parliament or any part of it?
(I) No.
(H.) Was not the Parliament on the one side a
(I) History seems to show us this.
(H.) To what extent did the people manage their own affairs?
(I) I judge from what I have heard that sometimes they forced the
Parliament to make a law to legalize some alteration which had
already taken place.
(H.) Anything else?
(I) I think not. As I am informed, if the people made any attempt
to deal with the (H.) If Parliament was not the government then, nor the people
either, what was the government?
(I) Can you tell me?
(H.) I think we shall not be far wrong if we say that government
was the Law-Courts, backed up by the executive, which handled the
brute force that deluded people allowed them to use for their own
purposes; I mean the army, navy, and police.
(I) Reasonable men must needs think you are right.
(H.) Now as to those Law-Courts. Were they places of fair dealing
according to the idea of the day? Had a poor man a good chance
of defending his property and person in them?
(I) It is a commonplace that even rich men looked upon a law suit
as a dire misfortune even if they gained the case; and as for a
poor one—why, it was considered a miracle of justice and
beneficence if a poor man who had once got into the clutches of
the law escaped prison or utter ruin.
(H.) It seems, then, my son, that the government by law-courts
and police, which was the real government of the nineteenth
century, was not a great success even to the people of that day,
living under a class system which proclaimed inequality and
poverty as the law of God and the bond which held the world
together.
(I) So it seems, indeed.
(H.) And now that all this is changed, and the "rights of
property," which mean the clenching the fist on a piece of goods
and crying out to the neighbours, You shan't have this!—now
that all this has disappeared so utterly that it is no longer
possible even to jest upon its absurdity, is such a Government
possible?
(I) It is impossible.
(H.) Yes, happily. But for what other purpose than the protection
of the rich from the poor the strong from the weak, did this
Government exist?
(I) I have heard that it was said that their office was to defend
their own citizens against attack from other countries.
(H.) It was said; but was any one expected to believe this? For
instance, did the English Government defend the English citizen
against the French?
(I) So it was said.
(H.) Then if the French had invaded England and conquered it,
they would not have allowed the English workmen to live well?
(I, laughing) As far as I can make out, the English masters of
the English workmen saw to that: they took from their workmen as
much of their livelihood as they dared, because they wanted it
for themselves.
(H.) But if the French had conquered, would they not have taken
more still from the English workmen?
(I) I do not think so; for in that case the English
(H.) This is true; and we may admit that the pretensions of the
government to defend the poor ( (I) I do not remember to have heard that the rich needed defence;
because it is said that even when two nations were at war, the
rich men of each nation gambled with each other pretty much as
usual, and even sold each other weapons wherewith to kill their
own countrymen.
(H.) In short, it comes to this, that whereas the so-called
government of protection of property by means of the law-courts
meant destruction of wealth, this defence of the citizens of one
country against those of another country by means of war or the
threat of war meant pretty much the same thing.
(I) I cannot deny it.
(H.) Therefore the government really existed for the destruction
of wealth?
(I) So it seems. And yet—
(H.) Yet what?
(I) There were many rich people in those times.
(H.) You see the consequences of that fact?
(I) I think I do. But tell me what they were.
(H.) If the government habitually destroyed wealth, the country
must have been poor?
(I) Yes, certainly.
(H.) Yet amidst this poverty the persons for the sake of whom
the government existed insisted on being rich whatever might
happen?
(I) So it was.
(H.) What (I) Unutterable poverty for the others. All this misery, then,
was caused by the destructive government of which we have been
speaking?
(H.) Nay, it would be incorrect to say so. The government itself
was but the necessary result of the careless, aimless tyranny of
the times; it was but the machinery of tyranny. Now tyranny has
come to an end, and we no longer need such machinery; wer could
not possibly use it since we are free. Therefore in your sense
of the word we have no government. Do you understand this now?
(I) Yes, I do. But I will ask you some more questions as to how
you as free men manage your affairs.
(H.) With all my heart. Ask away.
"Well," I said, "about those `arrangements' which you
spoke of as taking the place of government, could you give me any
account of them?"
"Neighbour, " he said, "although we have simplified our
lives a great deal from what they were, and have got rid of many
conventionalities and many sham wants, which used to give our
forefathers much trouble, yet our life is too complex for me to
tell you in detail
"Well?" said I.
"This is the way to put it," said he: "We have been
living for a hundred and fifty years, at least, more or less in
our present manner, and a tradition or habit of life has been
growing on us; and that habit has become a habit of acting on the
whole for the best. It is easy for us to live without robbing
each other. It would be possible for us to contend with and rob
each other, but it would be harder for us than refraining from
strife and robbery. That is in short the foundation of our life
and our happiness."
"Whereas in the old days," said I, "it was very hard to
live without strife and robbery. That's what you mean, isn't it,
by giving me the negative side of your good conditions?"
"Yes," he said, "it was so hard, that those who
habitually acted fairly to their neighbours were celebrated as
saints and heroes, and were looked up to with the greatest
reverence.
"While they were alive?" said I.
"No,"said he, "after they were dead."
"But as to these days," I said; "you don't mean to tell
me that no one ever transgresses this habit of good fellowship?"
"Certainly not," said Hammond, "but when the
transgressions occur, everybody, transgressors and all, know them
for what they are; the errors of friends, not the habitual
actions of persons driven into enmity against society."
"I see," said I; "you mean that you have no `criminal'
classes."
"How could we have them," said he, "since there
Said I: "I thought that I understood from something that fell
from you a little while ago that you had abolihed civil law. Is
that so, literally?"
"It abolished itself, my friend," said he. "As I said
before, the civil law-courts were upheld for the defence of
pivate property; for nobody ever pretended that it was possible
to make people act fairly to each other by means of brute force.
Well, private property being abolished, all the laws and all the
legal `crimes' which it had manufactured of course came to an
end. Thou shalt not steal, had to be translated into, Thou shalt
work in order to live happily. Is there any need to enforce that
commandment by violence?"
"Well," said I, "that is understood, and I agree with
it; but how about the crimes of violence? would not their
occurrence (and you admit that they occur) make criminal law
necessary?"
Said he: "In your sense of the word, we have no criminal law
either. Let us look at the matter closer, and see whence crimes
of violence spring. By far the greater part of these in past days
were the result of the laws of private property, which forbade
the satisfaction of their natural desires to all but a privileged
few, and of the general visible coercion which came of those
laws. All "Another cognate cause of crimes of violence was the family
tyranny,m which was the subject of so many novels and stories of
the past and which once more was the result of private property.
of course that is all ended, since families are held together by
no bond of coercion, legal or social, but by mutual liking and
affection, and everybody is free to come or go as he or she
pleases. Furthermore, our standards of honour and public
estimation are very different from the old ones; success in
beating our neighbours is a road to renown now closed, let us
hope for ever. Each man is free to exercise his special faculty
to the utmost and every one encourages him in so doing. So that
we have got rid of the scowling envy, coupled by the poets with
hatred, and surely with good reason; heaps of unhappiness and
ill-blood were caused by it, which with irritable and passionate
men— I laughed, and said:"So that you now wihdraw your admission,
and say that there is no violence amongst you?"
"No," said he, "I withdraw nothing; as I told you, such
things will happen. Hot blood will err sometimes. A man may
strike another, and the stricken strike back again, and the
result be a homicide, to put it at the worst. But what then?
Shall the neighbours make it worse still? Shall we think so
poorly of each other as to suppose that the slain man calls on us
to revenge him, when we "Yes," I said, "but consider, must not the safety of
society be safeguarded by some punishment?"
"There, neighbour!" said the old man, with some exultation.
" You have hit the mark. That "Yes, I do, when I come to think of it from that side,"said
I.
"Yet you must understand," said the old man, "that when
any violence is committed, we expect the transgressor to make
any atonement possible to him, and he himself expects it. But
again, think if the destruction or serious injury of a man
momentarily overcome by wrath or folly can be any atonement to
the commonwealth? Surely it can only be an additional injury to
it."
Said I: "But suppose the man has a habit of violence—kills
a man a year, for instance?"
"Such a thing is unknown," said he. "In a society where
there is no punishment to evade, no law to triumph over, remorse
will certainly follow transgression."
"And lesser outbreaks of violence," said I "how
Said Hammond: "If the ill-doer is not sick or mad (in which
case he must be restrained until his sickness or madness is
cured) it is clear that grief and humiliation must follow the
ill-deed; and society in general will make that pretty clear to
the ill-done if he should chance to be dull to it; and again,,
some kind of atonement will follow,—at the least, an open
acknowledgement of the grief and humiliation. Is it so hard to
say, I ask your pardon, neighbour?—well, sometimes it is
hard—and let it be.cq.
"You think that enough?" said I.
"Yes," said he, "and moreover it is all that we
"So," said I, "you consider crime a mere spasmodic
disease, which requires no body of criminal law to deal with it?"
"Pretty much so," said he; "and since, as I have told
you we are a healthy people generally, so we are no likely to be
much troubled with "Well, you have no civil law, and no criminal law. But have
you no laws of the market, so to say—no regulation for the
exchange of wares? for you must exchange, even if you have no
property."
Said he: "We have no obvious individual exchange,
"Certainly," said I, "that means turning the market into
a mere battlefield, in which many people must suffer as much as
in the battlefield of bullet and bayonet. And from what I have
seen, i should suppose that your marketing, great and little, is
carried on in a way that makes it a pleasant occupation."
"You are right, neighbour," said he. "Although there are
so many, indeed by far the greater number amongst us, who would
be unhappy if they were not engaged in actually making things,
and things which turn out beautiful under their hands,—there
are many, like the housekeepers I was speaking of, whose delight
is in administration and organization to use long-tailed words; I
mean people who like keeping things together, avoiding waste,
seeing that nothing sticks fast uselessly. Such people are
thoroughly happy in their business, all the more as they are
dealing with actual facts, and not merely passing counters round
to see what share they shall have in the privileged taxation of
useful people which was the business of the commercial folk in
past days. Well, what are you going to ask me next?"
Said I:"How do you manage with politics?"
Said Hammond, smiling: "I am glad that it is of "I will," said I.
Said I: "How about your relations with foreign nations?"
"I will not affect not to know what you mean," said he,
"but I will tell you at once that the whole system of rival
and contending nations which played so great a part in the
`government' of the world of civilisation has disappeared along
with the inequality betwixt man and man in society."
"Does not that make the world duller?" said I.
"Why?" said the old man.
"The obliteration of national variety," said I.
"Nonsense," he said, somewhat snappishly. "Cross the
water and see. You will find plenty
"Well—I don't know how," said I.
"That's right," said Hammond cheerily; "you can easily
understand that now we are freed from this folly it is obvious to
us that by means of this very diversity the different strains of
blood in the world can be serviceable and pleasant to each
other, without in the least wanting to rob each other: we are all
bent on the same enterprise, making the most of our lives. And I
must tell you whatever quarrels or misunderstandings arise, they
very seldom take plact between people of different race; and
consequently since there is less unreason in them, they are the
more readily appeased."
"Good," said I, "but as to those matters of politics; as
to general differenes of opinioon in one and the same community.
Do you assert that there are none?"
"No, not at all," said he, somewhat snappishly; "but I
do say that differences of opinion about real solid things need
not, and with us do not, crystallise people into parties
permanently hostile to one another, with different theories as to
the build of the universe and the progress of time. Isn't that
what politics used to mean?"
"H'm, well," said I, "I am not so sure of that."
Said he: "I take you, neighbour; they only Said I: "Why nothing, I should hope. But I fear— In short,
I have been told that political strife was a necessary result of
human nature."
"Human nature!" cried the old boy, impetuously; "What
human nature? The human nature of paupers, of slaves, of
slave-holders, or the human nature of wealthy freemen? Which?
Come tell me that!"
"Well." said I, "I supupose there would be a difference
according to circumstances in people's action about these
matters."
"I should think so, indeed," said he. "At all events,
experience shows that it is so. Amongst us, our differences
concern matters of business, and passing events as to them, and
could not divide men permanently. As a rule, the immediate
outcome shows which opinion on a given subject is the right one;
it is a matter of fact, not of speculation. For instance, it is
clerly not easy to knock up a political party on the question
as to whether haymaking in such and such a countryside shall
begin this week or next, when all men agree that it must at
latest begin the week after next, and when any man can go down
into the fields himself and see whether the seeds are ripe enough
for the cutting."
Said I: "And you settle these differences, great and small,
by the will of the majority, I suppose?"
"Certainly," said he; "how else could we settle them?
You see in matters which are merely personal which do not affect
the welfare of the community—how a man shall dress, what he
shall eat and drink, what he shall write and read, and so
forth—there can be no difference of opinion, and everybody
does as he pleases. But when the matter is of common interest to
the whole community, and the doing or not doing something affects
everybody, the majority must have their way; unless the minority
were to take up arms and show by force that they were the
effective or real majority; which, however, in a society of men
who are free and equal is little likely to happen; because in
such a community the apparent majority "How is that managed?" said I.
"Well," said he, "let us take one of our units of
management, a commune, or a ward, or a parish (for we have all
three names, indicating little real distinction between them now,
though time was there was a good deal). In such a district, as
you would call it, some neighbours think that something ought to
be done or undone: a new town-hall built; a clearance of
inconvenient houses; or say a stone bridge substituted for some
ugly old iron one,—there you have undoing and doing in one.
Well, at the next ordinary meeting of the neighbours, or Mote, as
we call it, according to the ancient tongue of the times before
bureaucracy, a neighbour proposes the change and of course, if
everybody agrees, there is an end of discussion except about
details. Equally, if no one
"Very good," said I; "but what happens if the divisions
are still narrow?"
Said he: "As a matter of principle and according to the rule
of such cases, the question must then lapse, and the majority, if
so narrow, has to submit to sitting down under the "But do you know," said I, "that there is something
The old boy's eyes twinkled. "I grant you that our methods
have that drawback. But what is to be done? We can't get "Well," said I, "I don't know."
Said he: " The only alternatives to our method that I can
concieve of are these. First, that we should choose out, or
breed, a class of superior persons capable of judging on all
matters without consulting the neighbours; that, in short, we
whould get for ourselves what used to be called an aristocracy of
intellect; or, secondly, that for the purpose of safe-guarding
the freedom of the individual will we should revert to a system
of private property again, and have slaves and slave-holders once
more. What do you think of those two expedients?"
"Well,"said I, "there is a third possibility—to wit,
that every man should be quite independent of every other and
that thus the tyranny of society should be abolished."
He looked hard at me for a second or two, and then burst out
laughing very heartily; and I confess that I joined him. When he
recovered himself he nodded at me, and said:"Yes, yes, i quite
agree with you—and so we all do."
"Yes," I said, "and besides, it does not press hardly
on the minority: for, take this matter of the bridge, no man is
obliged to woek on it if he doesn't agree to its building. At
least I suppose not."
He smiled, and said: "Shrewdly put; and yet from the point of
view of another planet.
He sat musing for a little, and then started and said: "Are
there any more questions, dear guest? The morning is waning fast
amidst my garrulity."
"Yes," said I. "I was expecting Dick and Clara to make
their appearance any moment: but is there
"Try it, dear neighbour—try it," said old Hammond.
"For the more you ask me the better I am pleased; and at any
rate if they do come and find me in the middle of an answer,
they must sit quiet and pretend to listen till I come to an end.
It won't hurt them; they will find it quite amusing enough to sit
side by side, conscious of their proximity to each other."
I smiled, as I was bound to, and said: "Good; I will go on
talking without noticing them when they come in. Now, this is
what I want to ask you about—to wit, how you get people to
work when there is no reward of labour, and especially how you
get them to work strenuously?"
"But no reward of labour?" said Hammond, gravely. "The
reward of labour is "But no reward for especially good work," quoth I.
"Plenty of reward," said he—"the reward of creation.
The wages which God gets, as people might have said time agone.
If you are going to be paid for the pleasure of creation, which
is what excellence in work means, the next thing we shall hear of
will be a bill sent in for the begetting of children."
"Well, but," said I, "the man of the nineteenth century
would say there is a natural desire towards the procreation of
children, and a natural desire not to work."
"Yes, yes," said he, "I know the ancient
platitude,—wholly untrue; indeed, to us quite meaningless.
Fourier, whom all men laughed at, understood the matter better."
"Why is it meaningless to you?" said I.
He said: "Because it implies that all work is
"Yes," said I, "I have noticed that, and I was going to
ask you about that also. But in the meantime, what do you
positively mean to assert about the pleasurableness of work
amongst you?"
"This, that "I see," said I. "Can you now tell me how you have come
to this happy condition? For, to speak plainly, this change from
the conditions of the older world seems to me far greater and
more important than all the other changes you have told me about
as to crime, politics, property, marriage."
"You are right there," said he. "Indeed, you may say
rather that it is this change which makes all the others
possible. What is the object of Revolution? Surely to make
people happy. Revolution having brought its foredoomed change
about, how can you prevent the counter-revolution from setting in
except by making people happy? What! shall we expect peace and
stability from unhappiness? The gathering of grapes from thorns
and figs from thistles is a reasonable expectation compared with
that! And happiness without happy daily work is impossible."
"Most obviously true," said I: for I thought the old boy
was preaching a little. "But answer my question, as to how you
gained this happiness."
"Briefly," said he, "by the absence of artificial
coercion, and the freedom for every man to do what he can do
best, joined to the knowledge of what productions of labour we
really want. I must admit that this knowledge we reached slowly
and painfully."
"Go on," said I, "give me more detail; explain more
fully. For this subject interests me intensely."
"Yes, I will," said he; "but in order to do so I must
weary you by talking a little about the past. Contrast is
necessary for this explanation. Do you mind?"
"No, no," said I.
Said he, settling himself in his chair again for a long talk:
"It is clear from all that we hear and read, that in the last
age of civilisation men had got into a vicious circle in the
matter of production of wares. They had reached a wonderful
facility of production, and in order to make the most of that
facility they had gradually created (or allowed to grow, rather)
a most elaborate system of buying and selling, which has been
called the World-Market; and that World Market, once set a-going,
forced them to go on making more and more of these wares, whether
they needed them or not. So that while (of course)
they could not free themselves from the toil of making
real necessities, they created in a never-ending series sham
or artificial necessaries, which became, under the iron rule
of the aforesaid World-Market, of equal importance to them
with the real necessaries which supported life. By all
this they burdened themselves with a prodigious mass
of work merely for the sake of keeping their wretched system
going."
"Yes—and then?cq. said I.
"Why, then, once they had forced themselves to
"Dear me!" said I. "But what happened? Did not their
cleverness and facility in production master this chaos of misery
at last? Couldn't they catch up with the World-Market, and then
set to work to devise means for relieving themselves from this
fearful task of extra labour?"
He smiled bitterly. "Did they even try to?" said he.
"I am not sure. You know that according to the old saw the
beetle gets used to living in dung; and these people whether they
found the dung sweet or not, certainly lived in it."
His estimate of the life of the nineteenth century made me catch
my breath a little; and I said feebly, "But the labour-saving
machines?"
"Heyday!" quoth he. "What's that you are saying? the
labour-saving machines? Yes, they were meant to `save labour'
(or, to speak more plainly, the lives of men) on one piece of
work in order that it might be expended—I will say
wasted—on another, probably useless, piece of work. Friend,
all their devices for cheapening labour simply resulted in
increasing the burden of labour. The appetite of the World-Market
grew with what it fed on: the countries within the ring of
`civilisation' (that is organised misery) were glutted with the
abortions of the market, and force and fraud were used
unsparingly to `open up' countries "Excuse me," said I, "but as you know, time pressesd;
and I want to keep our question on the straightest line possible;
and I want at once to ask this about these wares made for the
World-Market—how about their quality; these people who were so
clever about making goods, I suppose they made them well?"
"Quality!" said the old man crustily, for he was rather
peevish at being cut short in his story; "how could they
possibly attend to such trifles as the quality of the wares they
sold? The best of them were of a lowish average, the worst were
transparent make-shifts for the things asked for which nobody
would have put up with if they could have got anything else. It
was the current jest of the time that the wares were made to sell
and not to use; a jest which you, as coming from another planet,
may understand, but which our folk could not."
Said I: "?What! did they make nothing well?"
"Why, yes," said he, "there was one class of
"And people put up with this?" said I.
"For a time," said he.
"And then?"
"And then the overturn," said the old man, smiling,
"and the nineteenth century saw itself as a man who has lost
his clothes whilst bathing, and has to walk naked through the
town."
"You are very bitter about that unlucky nineteenth
century," said I.
"Naturally," said he, "since I know so much about it."
He was silent a little, and then said: "There are
traditions—nay, real histories—in our family about it; my
grandfather was one of its victims. If you know something about
it, you will understand what he suffered when I tell you that he
was in those days a genuine artist, a man of genius, and a
revolutionist."
"I think I do understand," said I: "but now, as it
seems, you have reversed all this?"
"Pretty much so," said he. "The wares which we make are
made because they are needed: men
"But do you think," said I, "that there is any fear
of a work-famine amongst you?"
"No, I do not," said he, "and I will tell why; it is
each man's business to make his own work pleasanter and
pleasanter, which of course tends towards raising the standard of
excellence, as no man enjoys turning out work which is not a
credit to him, and also to greater deliberation in turning it
out; and there is such a vast number of things which can be
treated as works of art, that this alone gives employment to a
host of deft people. Again, if art be inexhaustible, so is
science also; and though it is no longer the only innocent
occupation which is thought worth an intelligent man spending his
time upon, as it once was, yet there are, and I suppose will be,
many people who are excited by its conquest of difficulties, and
care for it more than for anything else. Again, as more and more
of pleasure is imported into work, I think we shall take up kinds
of work which produce desirable wares, but which we gave up
because we could not carry them on pleasantly. Moreover, I think
that it is only in parts of Europe which are more advanced than
the rest of the world that you will hear this talk of the fear of
a work-famine. those lands which were once the colonies of Great
Britain, for instance, and especially America, suffered so
terribly from the full force of the last days of civilisation
and became such horrible places to live in, that they are now
very backward in all that makes life pleasant. Indeed, one may
say that for nearly a hundred years the people of the northern
parts of America have beeen engaged in gradually
"Well," said I, "I am exceedingly glad to think that you have
such a prospect of happiness before you. But I should like to ask
a few more questions, and then I have done for to-day."
As I spoke, I heard footsteps near the door; the latch yielded,
and in came our two lovers looking so handsome that one had no
feeling of shame in looking on at their little-concealed love-making;
for indeed it seemed as if all the world must be in love
with them. As for old Hammond, he looked on them like an artist
who has just painted a picture nearly as well as he thought he
could when he began it, and was perfectly happy. He said:
"Sit down, sit down,, young folk, and don't make a noise. Our
guest here has still some questions to ask me."
"Well, I should suppose so," said Dick; "you have only
been three hours and a half together; and it isn't to be hoped
that the history of two centuries could be told in three hours
and a half: let alone that for all I know, you may have been
wandering into the realms of geography and craftsmanship."
"As to noise, my dear kinsman," said Clara, "You will
very soon be disturbed by the noise of the dinner-bell, which I
should think will be very pleasant music to our guest, who
breakfasted early, it seems, and probably had a tiring day,
yesterday."
I said: "Well, since you have spoken the word, I begin to feel
that it is so; but I have been feeding myself with wonder this
long time past: really, it's quite true," quoth I, as I saw
her smile, O so prettily!
But just then from some tower high up in the air came the sound
of silvery chimes playing a sweet clear tune, that sounded to my
unaccustomed ears like the song of the first blackbird in the
spring, and called a rush of memories to my mind, some of bad
times, some of good but all sweetened now into mere pleasure.
"No more questions now before dinner," said Clara; and she
took my hand as an affectionate child would, and led me out of
the room and down stairs into the forecourt of the Museum,
leaving the two Hammonds to follow as they pleased.
We went into the market-place which I had been in before, a
thinnish stream of elegantly(1) dressed people going in along with
us. We turned into the cloister and came to a richly moulded and
carved doorway, where a very pretty dark-haired young girl gave us
each a beautiful bunch of summer flowers, and we entered a hall
much bigger than that of the Hammersmith Guest House, more
elaborate in its architecture and perhaps more beautiful. I found
it difficult to keep my eyes off the wall-pictures (for I thought
it bad manners to stare at Clara all the time, though she was
quite worth it). I saw at a glance that their subjects were
taken from queer old-world myths and imaginations which in
yesterday's world only about half a dozen people in the country
knew anything about; and when the two Hammonds sat down opposite
to us, I said to the old man, pointing to the frieze:
"How strange to see such subjects here!"
1 "Elegant," I mean, as a Persian pattern is elegant; not like a
rich "elegant" lady out for a morning call. I should rather call
that "Why?" said he. "I don't see why you should be
surprised; everybody knows the tales; and they are graceful and
pleasant subjects, not too tragic for a place where people mostly
eat and drink and amuse themselves, and yet full of incident."
I smiled, and said: "Well I scarcely expected to find record
of the Seven Swans and the King of the Golden Mountain and
Faithful Henry, and such curious pleasant imaginations as Jacob
Grimm got together from the childhood of the world, barely
lingering even in his time: I should have thought you would have
forgotten such childishness by this time."
The old man smiled, and said nothing; but Dick turned rather red,
and broke out:
"What do you mean, guest? I think them very beautiful, I mean
not only the pictures, but the stories; and when we were children
we used to imagine them going on in every wood-end, by the bight
of every stream: every house in the fields was the Fairyland
King's House to us. Don't you remember, Clara?"
"Yes," she said; and it seemed to me as if a slight cloud
came over her fair face. I was going to speak to her on the
subject, when the pretty waitresses came to us smiling, and
chattering sweetly like reed warblers by the river-side, and fell
to giving us our dinner. As to this, as at our breakfast,
everything was cooked and served with a a daintiness which showed
that those who had prepared it were interested in it; but there
was no excess either of quantity or of gourmandise; everything
was simple, though so excellent of its kind; and it was made
clear to us that this was no feast, only an ordinary meal. The
glass, crockery, and plate were very beautiful to my eyes, used
to the study of mediaeval art; but a nineteenth century club-haunter
would, I daresay, have found them rough and lacking in
finish; the crockery being lead-glazed
When we had done eating, and were sitting a little while, with a
bottle of very good Bordeaux wine before us, Clara came back to
the question of the subject-matter of the pictures, as though it
had troubled her.
She looked up at them, and said: "How is it that though we are
so interested with our life for the most part, yet when people
take to writing poems or painting pictures they seldom deal with
our modern life, or if they do, take good care to make their
poems or pictures unlike that life? Are we not good enough to
paint ourselves? How is it that we find the dreadful times of the
past so interesting to us—in pictures and poetry?"
Old Hammond smiled. "It always was so, and I suppose always
will be," said he, "however it may be explained. It is true
that in the nineteenth century, when there was so little art and
so much talk about it, there was a theory that art and
imaginative literature ought to deal with contemporary life; but
they never did so; for, if there was any pretence of it, the
author always took care (as Clara hinted just now) to disguise,
or exaggerate, or idealise, and in some way or another make it
strange; so that, for all the verisimilitude
"Well," said Dick, "surely it is but natural to like
these things strange; just as when we were children, as I said
just now, we used to pretend to be so-and-so in such-and-such a
place. That's what these pictures and poems do; and why shouldn't
they?"
"Thou hast hit it, Dick," quoth old Hammond; "it is the
child-like part of us that produces works of imagination. When we
are children time passes so slow with us that we seem to have
time for everything."
He sighed, and then smiled and said: "At least let us rejoice
that we have got back our childhood again. I drink to the days
that are!"
"Second childhood," said I in a low voice, and then blushed
at my double rudeness, and hoped that he hadn't heard. But he
had, and turned to me smiling, and said: "Yes why not? And for
my part, I hope it may last long; and that the world's next
period of wise and unhappy manhood, if that should happen, will
speedily lead us to a third childhood: if indeed this age be not
our third. Meantime, my friend, you must know that we are too
happy, both individually and collectively, to trouble ourselves
about what is to come hereafter."
"Well, for my part," said Clara, "I wish we were
interesting enough to be written or painted about."
Dick answered her with some lover's speech, impossible to be
written down, and then we sat quiet a little.
Dick broke the silence at last, saying: "Guest, forgive us for
a little after-dinner dulness. What would you like to do? Shall
we have out Greylocks and
"Well," said I "as I am a stranger, I must let you
choose for me."
In point of fact, I did not by any means want to be "amused" just
then; and also I rather felt as if the old man, with his
knowledge of past times, and even a kind of inverted sympathy for
them caused by his active hatred of them, was as it were a
blanket for me against the cold of this very new world, where I
was, so to say, stripped bare of every habitual thought and way
of acting; and I did not want to leave him too soon. He came to
my rescue at once, and said:
"Wait a bit, Dick; there is some one else to be consulted
besides you and the guest here, and that is I. I am not going to
lose the pleasure of his company just now, especially since I
know he has something else to ask me. So go to your Welshmen, by
all means; but first bring us another bottle of wine to this
nook, and then be off as soon as you like; and come again and
fetch our friend to go westward, but not too soon."
Dick nodded smilingly, and the old man and I were soon alone in
the great hall, the afternoon sun was gleaming on the red wine in
our tall quaint-shaped glasses. Then said Hammond:
"Does anything especially puzzle you about our way of living,
now you have heard a good deal and seen a little of it?"
Said I: "I think what puzzles me most is how it all came
about."
"It well may," said he, "so great as the change is. It
would be difficult indeed to tell you the whole
"Tell me one thing, if you can," said I. "Did the
change, the `revolution' it used to be called, come peacefully?"
"Peacefully?" said he; "what peace was there amongst
those poor confused wretches of the nineteenth century? It was
war from beginning to end: bitter war, till hope and pleasure put
an end to it."
"Do you mean actual fighting with weapons?" said I,
"or the strikes and lock-outs and starvation of which we have
heard?"
"Both, both," he said. "As a matter of fact, the history
of the terrible period of transition from commercial slavery to
freedom may thus be summarised. When the hope of realising a
communal condition of life for all men arose, quite late in the
nineteenth century, the power of the middle classes, the then
tyrants of society, was so enormous and crushing, that to almost
all men, even those who had, you may say despite themselves,
despite their reason and judgement, conceived such hopes, it
seemed a dream. So much was this the case that some of those more
enlightened men who were then called Socialists, although they
well knew, and even stated in public, that the only reasonable
condition of Society was that of pure Communism (such as you now
see around you), yet shrunk from what seemed to them the barren
task of preaching the realism of a happy dream. Looking back now,
we can see that
"Well, these men, though conscious of this feeling, had no
faith in it, as a means of bringing about the change. Nor was
that wonderful: for looking around them they saw the huge mass of
the oppressed classes too much burdened with the misery of their
lives, and too much overwhelmed by the selfishness of misery to
be able to form a conception of any escape from it except by the
ordinary way prescribed by the system of slavery under which they
lived; which was nothing more than a remote chance of climbing
out of the oppressed into the oppressing class."
"Therefore, though they knew that the only reasonable aim for
those who would better the world was a condition of equality; in
their impatience and despair they managed to convince themselves
that if they could by hook or by crook get the machinery of
production and the management of property so altered that the
`lower classes'(so the horrible word ran) might have their slavery
somewhat ameliorated, they would be ready to fit into this
machinery, and would use it for bettering their condition still
more and still more, until at last the result would be a
practical equality (they were very fond of using the word
`practical'), because `the rich' would be forced to pay so much
for keeping `the poor' in a tolerable condition that the
condition of riches would become no longer valuable and would
gradually die out. Do you follow me?"
"Partly," said I. "Go on."
Said old Hammond: "Well, since you follow me, you will see
that as a theory this was not altogether unreasonable; but
`practically', it turned out a failure."
"How so?" said I.
"Well, don't you see," said he, "because it involved the
making of a machinery by those who didn't know what they wanted
the machines to do. So far as the masses of the oppressed class
furthered this scheme of improvement, they did it to get
themselvesd improved slave-rations—as many of them as could.
And if those classes had really been incapable of being touched
by that instinct which produced the passion for freedom and
equality aforesaid, what would have happened, I think, would have
been this: that a certain part of the working classes would have
been so far improved in condition that they would have approached
the condition of the middling rich men; but below them would have
been a great class of most miserable slaves, whose slavery would
have been far more hopeless than the older class-slavery had
been."
"What stood in the way of this?" said I.
"Why, of course," said he, "just that instinct for
freedom aforesaid. it is true that the slave-class could not
conceive the happiness of a free life. Yet they grew to
understand (and very speedily too) that they were oppressed by
their masters, and they assumed, you see how justly, that they
could do without them, though perhaps they scarce knew how; so
that it came to this that though they could not look forward to
the happiness or peace of the freeman, they did at least look
forward to the war which a vague hope told them would bring
that peace about."
"Could you tell me rather more closely what
"Yes, he said," "I can. That machinery of life for the
use of people who didn't know what they wanted of it, and which
was known at the time as State Socialism, was partly put in
motion, though in a very piecemeal way. But it did not work
smoothly; it was, of course, resisted at every turn by the
capitalists; and no wonder, for it tended more and more to upset
the commercial system I have told you of, without providing
anything really effective in its place. The result was growing
confusion, great suffering amongst the working classes, and, as a
consequence, great discontent. For a long time matters went on
like this. The power of the upper classes had lessened, as their
command over wealth lessened, and they could not carry things
wholly by the high hand as they had been used to in earlier days.
So far the State Socialists were justified by the result. On the
other hand, the working classes were ill-organised, and growing
poorer in reality, in spite of the gains (also real in the long
run) which they had forced from the masters. Thus matters hung in
the balance; the masters could not reduce their slaves to
complete subjection, though they put down some feeble and
partial riots easily enough. The workers forced their masters to
grant them ameliorations, real or imaginary, of their
condition, but could not force freedom from them. At last came a
great crash. To explain this you must understand that very great
progress had been made amongst the workers, though as before said
but little in the direction of improved livelihood."
I played the innocent and said: "In what direction could they
improve if not in livelihood?"
Said he: "In the power to bring about a state of
Said I: "Was there not a serious danger of such moneys being
misused—of jobbery in fact?"
Old Hammond wriggled uneasily on his seat, and said:
"Though all this happened so long ago, I still feel the pain
of mere shame when I have to tell you that it was more than a
danger: that such rascality often happened; indeed more than once
the whole combination seemed dropping to pieces because of it:
but at the time of which I am telling, things
"How abaout those ameliorations," said I; "what were
they? or rather of what nature?"
Said he: "Some of them, and these of the most practical
importance to the men's livelihood, were yielded by the masters
by direct compulsion on the part of the men; the new conditions
of labour so gained were indeed only customary, enforced by no
law: but, once established, the masters durst not attempt to
withdraw them in face of the growing power of the combined
workers. Some again were steps on the path of `State Socialism';
the most important of which can be speedily summed up. At the end
of the nineteenth century the cry arose for compelling the
masters to employ their men a less number of hours in the day: this
cry gathered volume quickly, and the masters had to yield to it.
But it was, of course, clear that unless this meant a higher
price for the work per hour, it would be a nulliity, and that the
masters, unless forced, would reduce it to that. Therefore after
a long struggle another law was passed fixing a minimum price for
labour in the most important industries; which again had to be
supplemented by a law fixing the maximum price on the chief wares
then considered necessary for a workman's life."
"You were getting perilously near to the late Roman poor-rates,"
said I, smiling, "and the doling out of bread to
the proletariat."
"So many said at the time," said the old man drily;
"and it has long been a commonplace that that slough awaits
State Socialism in the end, if it gets to the end, which as you
know it did not with us. However, it went further than this
minimum and maximum business, which by the bye we can now see was
necessary. The government now found it imperative on them to meet
the outcry of the master class at the approaching destruction of
commerce (as desirable, had they known it, as the extinction
of the cholera, which has since happily taken place). And they
were forced to meet it by a measure hostile to the masters, the
establishment of government factories for the production of
necessary wares, and markets for their sale. These measures taken
altogether did do something: they were in fact of the nature of
regulations made by the commander of a beleaguered city. But of
course to the privileged classes it seemed as if the end of the
world were come when such laws were enacted."
"Nor was that altogether without a warrant: the spread of
communistic theories and the partial practice of State Socialism
had at first disturbed, and at last almost paralysed the
marvellous system of commerce under which the old world had lived
so feverishly, and had produced for some few a life of gambler's
pleasure, and for many, or most, a life of mere misery: over and
over again came `bad times' as they were called, and indeed they
were bad enough for the wage-slaves. The year 1952 was one of the
worst of these times; the workmen suffered dreadfully: the
partial, inefficient government factories, which were terribly
jobbed, all but broke down, and a vast
"The Combined Workers watched the situation with mingled hope
and anxiety. They had already formulated their general demands;
but now by a solemn and universal vote of the whole of their
federated societies, they insisted on the first step being taken
toward carrying out their demands: this step would have led
directly to handing over the management of the whole natural
resources of the country, together with the machinery for using
them into the power of the Combined Workers, and the reduction of
the privileged classes into the position of pensioners obviously
dependent on the pleasure of the workers. The `Resolution', as it
was called, which was widely published in the newspapers of the
day was in fact a declaration of war, and was so accepted by the
master class. They began henceforward to prepare for a firm stand
against the `brutal and ferocious communism of the day', as they
phrased it. And as they were in many ways still very powerful, or
seemed to be, they still hoped by means of brute force to regain
some of what they had lost, and perhaps in the end the whole of
it. It was said amongst them on all hands that it had been a
great mistake of the various governments not to have resisted
sooner; and the liberals and radicals (the name as perhaps you
may know of the more democratically inclined part of the ruling
classes) were much blamed for having led the world to this pass
by their mis-timed pedantry and foolish sentimentality: and one
Gladstone, or Gledstein (probably, judging by this name, of
Scandinavian descent), a notable politician of the nineteenth
century, was especially singled out for reprobation in this
respect. I need scarcely point out to you the absurdity of all
this. But terrible tragedy lay hidden
The old man stopped to look keenly at my attentive and wondering
face, and then said:
"I know, dear guest, that I have been using words and phrases
which few people amongst us could understand without long and
laborious explanation; and not even then perhaps. But since you
have not yet gone to sleep, and since I am speaking to you as to
a being from another planet, I may venture to ask you if you have
followed me thus far?"
"O yes," said I, "I quite understand: pray go on; a
great deal of what you have been saying was common-place with
us—when—when—"
"Yes," said he gravely, "when you were dwelling in the
other planet. Well, now for the crash aforesaid."
"On some comparatively trifling occasion a great meeting was
summoned by the workmen leaders to meet in Trafalgar Square
(about the right to meet in which place there had for years and
years been bickering). The civic bougeois guard (called the
police) attacked the said meeting with bludgeons, according to
their custom; many people were hurt in the
"Meantime the town grew no quieter, and business came pretty
much to an end. The newspapers—then, as always hitherto,
almost entirely in the hands of the masters—clamored to the
Government for repressive measures; the rich citizens were
enrolled as an extra body of police, and armed with bludgeons
like them; many of these were strong, well-fed, full-blooded
young men, and had plenty of stomach for fighting; but the
Government did not dare to use
"But at this last stroke, the reactionaries were so alarmed,
that they were determined to force the
"They, together with a number of the newspaper editors, had a
long interview with the heads of the Government and two or three
military men, the deftest in their art that the country could
furnish. The deputation came away from that interview, says a
contemporary eye-witness, smiling and satisfied, and said no more
about raising an anti-popular army, but that afternoon left
London with their families for their country seats or
elsewhere."
"The next morning the government proclaimed a state of siege
in London,—a thing common enough amongst the absolutist
governments on the Continent, but unheard of in England in those
days. They appointed the youngest and cleverest of their generals
to command the proclaimed district; a man who had won a certain
sort of reputation in the disgraceful wars in which the country
had been long engaged from time to time. The newspapers were in
ecstacies, and all the most fervent of the reactionaries now came
to the front; men who in ordinary times were forced to keep their
opinions to themselves or their immediate circle; but who began
to look forward to crushing once for all the Socialist, and even
the democratic tendencies, which, said they had been treated with
such foolish indulgence for the last sixty years.
"But the clever general took no visible action; and yet only a
few of the minor newspapers abused him; thoughtful men gathered
from this that a plot was hatching. As for the Committee of
Public Safety, whatever they thought of their position, they had
now gone too far to draw back; and many of them, it seems, thought
the Government would not act. They went on quietly organising
their food supply, which was a miserable driplet when all is
said; and also as a retort to the state of siege, they armed as
many men as they could in the quarter where they were strongest,
but did not attempt to drill or organise them, thinking, perhaps,
that they could not at best turn them into trained soldiers till
they had some breathing space. The clever general, his soldiers,
and the police did not meddle with all this in the least in the
world; and things were quieter in London that week-end; though
there were riots in many places of the provinces, which were
quelled by the authorities without much trouble. The most serious
of these were at Glasgow and Bristol.
"Well, the Sunday of the meeting came, and great crowds came
to Trafalgar Square in procession, the greater part of the
Committee amongst them, surrounded by their band of men armed
somehow or other. The streets were quite peaceful and quiet,
though there were many spectators to see the procession pass.
Trafalgar Square had no body of police in it; the people took
quiet possession of it, and the meeting began. The armed men
stood round the principal platform, and there were a few others
armed amidst the general crowd; but by far the greater part were
unarmed.
"Most people thought the meeting would go off peaceably; but
the members of the Committee had
"For before the streets about the square were filled, a body
of soldiers poured into it from the north-west corner and took up
their places by the houses that stood on the west side. The
people growled at the sight of the red-coats; the armed men of
the Committee stood undecided, not knowing what to do; and indeed
this new influx so jammed the crowd together that, unorganised as
they were, they had little chance of working through it. They had
scarcely grasped the fact of their enemies being there, when
another column of soldiers, pouring out of the streets which led
into the great southern road going down to Parliament House
(still existing, and called the Dung Market), and also from the
embankment by the side of the Thames, marched up, pushing the
crowd into a denser and denser mass, and formed along the south
side of the Square. Then any of those who could see what was
going on, knew at once that they were in a trap, and could only
wonder what would be done with them."
"The closely-packed crowd would not or could not budge, except
under the influence of the height of terror, which was soon to be
supplied to them. A few of the armed men struggled to the front,
or climbed up to the base of the monument which then stood there,
that they might face the wall of hidden fire before them; and to
most men (there were many women amongst them) it seemed as if the
end of the world had come, and to-day seemed strangely different
from yesterday. No sooner were the soldiers drawn up aforesaid
than, says an eye-witness, `a glittering officer on horseback
came prancing out
"So says our eye-witness. the number of the slain on the side
of the people in that shooting during a minute was prodigious;
but it was not easy to come at the truth about it; it was
probably between one and two thousand. Of the soldiers, six were
killed outright, and a dozen wounded."
I listened, trembling with excitement. The old man's eyes
glittered and his face flushed as he spoke, and told the tale of
what I had often thought might happen. Yet I wondered that he
should have got so elated about a mere massacre, and I said:
"How fearful! And I suppose that this massacre put an end to
the whole revolution for that time?"
"No, no," cried old Hammond; "it began it!"
He filled his glass and mine, and stood up and cried out,
"Drink this glass to the memory of those who died there, for
indeed it would be a long tale to tell how much we owe them."
I drank, and he sat down and went on.
"That massacre of Trafalgar Square began the civil war, though,
like all such events, it gathered head slowly, and people
scarcely knew what a crisis they were acting in."
"Terrible as the massacre was, and hideous and overpowering as
the first terror had been, when the people had time to think
about it, their feeling was one of anger rather than fear;
although the military organisation of the state of siege was now
carried out without shrinking by the clever young general. For
though the ruling-classes when the news spread
"The other exception was a paper thought to be one of the most
violent opponents of democracy, and so it was; but the editor of
it found his manhood, and spoke for himself and not for his
paper. In a few simple, indignant words he asked people to
consider what a society was worth which had to be defended by the
massacre of unarmed citizens, and called on the Government to
withdraw their state of siege and put the general and his
officers who fired on the people on their trial for murder. He
went further, and declared that whatever his opinion might be as
to the doctrine of the Socialists, he for one
"Of course, this editor was immediately arrested by the
military power; but his bold words were already in the hands of
the public, and produced a great effect: so great an effect that
the Government, after some vacillation, withdrew the state of
siege; though at the same time it strengthened the military
organisation and made it more stringent. Three of the Committee
for Public Safety had been slain in Trafalgar Square: of the
rest, the greater part went back to their old place of meeting,
and there awaited the event calmly. They were arrested there on
the Monday morning, and would have been shot at once by the
general, who was a mere military machine, if the Government had
not shrunk before the responsibility of killing men without any
trial. There was at first a talk of trying them by a special
commission of judges, as it was called— "But the measures passed for the relief of the workers, though
to the upper classes they seemed ruinously revolutionary, were
not thorough enough to give the people food and a decent life and
they had to be supplemented by unwritten enactments wiithout
legality to back them. although the Government and Parliament had
the law-courts, the army, and `society' at their backs, the
Committee of Public Safety began to be a force in the country,
and really represented the producing classes. It began to improve
immensely in the days which followed on the acquittal of its
members. Its old members had little administrative capacity,
though with the exception of a few self-seekers and traitors,
they were honest, courageous men, and many of them were endowed
with considerable talent of other kinds. But now that the times
called for immediate action, came forward the men capable of
setting it on foot; and a new network of workmen's associations
grew up very speedily, whose avowed single object was the tiding
over of the ship of the community into a simple condition of
Communism; and as they practically undertook also the management
of the ordinary labour-war, they soon became the mouthpiece and
intermediary of the whole of the working classes;
"Thus stimulated, the reactionist plot exploded probably
before it was ripe; but this time the people and their leaders
were forewarned, and, before the reactionaries could get under
way, had taken the steps they thought necessary."
"The Liberal Government (clearly by collusion) was beaten by
the Conservatives, though the latter were nominally much in the
minority. The popular representatives in the House understood
pretty well what this meant, and after an attempt to fight the
matter out by divisions in the House of Commons, they made a
protest, left the House, and came in a body to the Committee of
Public Safety: and the civil war began again in good earnest."
"Yet its first act was not one of mere fighting. The new Tory
Government determined to act, yet durst not re-enact the state of
siege, but it sent a body of soldiers and police to arrest the
Committee of Public Safety in the lump. They made no resistance,
though they might have done so, as they had now a considerable
body of men who were quite prepared
"The members of the Committee went off quietly to prison; but
they had left their soul and their organisation behind them. For
they depended not on a carefully arranged centre with all kinds
of checks and counter-checks about it, but on a huge mass of
people in thorough sympathy with the movement, bound together by
a great number of small centres with very simple instructions.
These instructions were now carried out."
"The next morning, when the leaders of the reaction were
chuckling at the effect which the report in the newspapers of
their stroke would have upon the public—no newspapers
appeared; and it was only towards noon that a few straggling
sheets, about the size of the gazettes of the seventeenth
century, worked by policemen, soldiers, managers, and press-writers,
were dribbled through the streets. They were greedily
seized on and read; but by this time the serious part of their
news was stale, and people did not need to be told that the
GENERAL STRIKE had begun. The railways did not run, the
telegraph-wires were unserved; flesh, fish, and green stuff
brought to market was allowed to lie there still packed and
perishing; the thousands of middle-class families, who were
utterly dependent for the next meal on the workers, made frantic
efforts through their more energetic members to cater for the
needs of the day, and amongst those of them who could throw off
the fear of what was to follow, there was, I am told, a certain
enjoyment of this unexpected picnic—a forecast of the days to
come, in which all labour grew pleasant."
"So passed the first day, and towards evening the Government
grew quite distracted. They had but
" As to the Government, they were absolutely terrified by this
act of `boycotting'(the slang word then current for such acts of
abstention). Their counsels became wild and vacillating to the
last degree: one hour they were for giving way for the present
till they could hatch another plot; the next they all but sent an
order for the arrest in the lump of all the workmen's committees;
the next they were on the point of ordering their brisk young
general to take any excuse that offered for another massacre. But
when they called to mind that the soldiery in that `Battle' of
Trafalgar Square were so daunted by the slaughter which they had
made, that they could not be got to fire a second volley, they
shrank back again from the dreadful courage necessary for
carrying out another massacre. Meantime, the prisoners, brought
the second time before the magistrates under a strong escort of
soldiers, were the second time remanded."
"The strike went on this day also. The workmen's committees
were extended and gave relief to great numbers of people, for
they had organised a considerable amount of production of food by
men whom they could depend upon. Quite a number of well-to-do
people were now compelled to seek relief of them.
"That evening the rebel prisoners were visited in their cells
by "So passed the second day of the great strike. It
"One thing they found they had to do: try to get the `rebels'
to do something. So the next morning, the morning of the third
day of the strike, when the members of the Committee for Public
Safety appeared again before the magistrate, they found
themselves treated with the greatest possible courtesy—in
fact, rather as envoys and ambassadors than prisoners. In short,
the magistrate had received his orders; and with no more to do
than might come of a long stupid speech, which might have been
written by Dickens in mockery, he discharged the prisoners, who
went back to their meeting-place and at once began a due sitting.
It was high time. For this third day the mass was fermenting
indeed. There was, of course, a vast number of working people who
were not organised in the least in the world; men who had been
used to act as their masters drove them, or rather as the system
drove, of which their masters were a part. That system was now
falling to pieces, and the old pressure of the master having been
taken off these poor men, it seemed likely that nothing but the
mere animal necessities and passions of men would have any hold
on them and that mere general overturn would be the result.
Doubtless this would have happened if it had not been that the
huge mass had been leavened by Socialist opinion in the first
place, and in the second place by actual contact with declared
Socialists, many or indeed most of whom were members of those
bodies of workmen above said."
"If anything of this kind had happened some years before, when
the masters of labour were still looked upon as the natural
rulers of the people and even the poorest and most ignorant man
leaned upon them for support, while they submitted to their
fleecing, the entire break-up of all society would have followed.
But the long series of years during which the workmen had learned
to despise their rulers, had done away with their dependence upon
them, and they were now beginning to trust (somewhat dangerously,
as events proved) in the non-legal leaders whom events had thrust
forward; and though most of these were now become mere figure-heads,
their names and reputations were useful in this crisis as
a stop-gap."
"The effect of the news, therefore, of the release of the
Committee gave the Government some breathing time: for it was
received with the greatest joy by the workers, and even the well-to-do
saw in it a respite from the mere destruction which they
had begun to dread, and the fear of which most of them attributed
to the weakness of the Government. As far as the passing hour
went, perhaps they were right in this."
"How do you mean?" said I. "What could the Government
have done? I often used to think that they would be helpless in
such a crisis."
Said old Hammond: "Of course I don't doubt that in the long
run matters would have come about as they did. But if the
Government could have treated their army as a real army, and
used them strategically as a general would have done, looking on
the people as a mere open enemy to be shot at and dispersed
wherever they turned up, they would probably have gained a
victory at the time."
"But would the soldiers have acted against the people in this
way?" said I.
Said he: "I think from all I have heard that they would have
done so if they had met bodies of men armed however badly, and
however badly they had been organised. It seems also as if before
the Trafalgar Square massacre they might as a whole have been
depended upon to fire upon an unarmed crowd, though they were
much honeycombed by Socialism. The reason for this was that they
dreaded the use by apparently unarmed men of an explosive called
dynamite of which many loud boasts were made by the workers on
the eve of these events; although it turned out to be of little
use as a material for war in the way that was expected. Of course
the officers of the soldiery fanned this fear to the utmost, so
that the rank and file probably thought on that occasion that
they were being led into a desperate battle with men who were
really armed, and whose weapon was the more dreadful, because it
was concealed. After that massacre, however, it was at all times
doubtful if the regular soldiers would fire upon an unarmed or
half-armed crowd."
Said I:"The regular soldiers? Then there were other combatants
against the people?"
"Yes," said he, "we shall come to that presently."
"Certainly," I said, "you had better go on straight
with your story. I see that time is wearing."
Said Hammond: "The Government lost no time in coming to terms
with the Committee of Public Safety; for indeed they could think
of nothing else than the danger of the moment. They sent a duly
accredited envoy to treat with these men, who somehow had
obtained dominion over people's minds, while the formal rulers had
no hold except over their bodies. There is no need at present to
go into the details of the truce (for such it was) between these
high contracting parties, the Government of the
"O," said I, somewhat startled, "so the civil war went
on, in spite of all that had happened?"
"So it was," said he. "In fact, it was this very legal
recognition which made the civil war possible in the ordinary
sense of war; it took the struggle out of the element of mere
massacres on one side, and endurance plus strikes on the other."
"And can you tell me in what kind of way the war was carried
on?" said I.
"Yes," he said; "we have records and to spare of all
that; and the essence of them I can give you in a few words. As I
told you, the rank and file of the army was not to be trusted by
the reactionists; but the officers generally were prepared for
anything, for they were mostly the very stupidest men in the
country. Whatever the Government might do, a great part of the
upper and middle classes were determined to set on foot a counter
revolution; for the Communism which now loomed ahead seemed quite
unendurable to them. Bands of young men, like the marauders in
the great strike of whom I told you just now, armed themselves and
drilled and began on any opportunity or pretence to skirmish
with the people in the streets. The Government neither helped
them nor put them down, but stood by, hoping that something
might come of it. These `Friends of Order', as they were called,
had some successes at first, and grew bolder; they got many
officers of the regular army to help them, and by their means
laid hold of munitions of war of all kinds. One part of their
tactics consisted in their guarding and even garrisoning the big
factories of the period: they held at one time, for instance, the
whole of that place called Manchester which I spoke of just now.
A sort of irregular war was carried on with varied success all
over the country; and at last the Government, which at first
pretended to ignore the struggle, or treat it as mere rioting,
definitely declared for `the Friends of Order', and joined to
their bands whatsoever of the regular army they could get
together and made a desperate effort to overwhelm `the rebels',as
they were now once more called, and as indeed they called
themselves."
"It was too late. All ideas of peace on a basis of compromise
had disappeared on either side. The end, it was seen clearly,
must be either absolute slavery for all but the privileged, or a
system of life founded on equality and Communism. The sloth, the
hopelessness, and, if I may say so, the cowardice of the last
century, had given place to the eager, restless heroism of a
declared revolutionary period. I will not say that the people of
that time foresaw the life we are leading now, but there was a
general instinct amongst them towards the essential part of that
life, and many men saw clearly beyond the desperate struggle of
the day into the peace which it was to bring about. The men of
that day who were on the side of freedom were not unhappy, I
think, though they were harrassed by hopes and fears, and
sometimes torn by doubts, and the conflict of duties hard to
reconcile."
"But how did the people, the revolutionists, carry on the war?
What were the elements of success on their side?"
I put this question, because I wanted to bring the old man back
to the definite history, and take him out of the musing mood so
natural to an old man.
He answered: "Well, they did not lack organisers; for the very
conflict itself, in days when, as I told you, men of any strength
of mind cast away all consideration for the ordinary business of
life, developed the necessary talent amongst them. Indeed, from
all I have read and heard, I much doubt whether, without this
seemingly dreadful civil war, the due talent for administration
would have been developed amongst the working men. Anyhow, it was
there, and they soon got leaders far more than equal to the best
men amongst the reactionaries. For the rest, they had no
difficulty about the material of their army;
"Well,"said I, "so you got clear out of all your trouble.
Were people satisfied with the new order of things when it came?"
"People?" he said. "Well, surely all must have
"I am rather surprised at that," said I.
"Are you? I don't see why," said Hammond.
"Why," I said, "because the party of order would surely
look upon the wealth as their own property, no share of which, if
they could help it, should go to their slaves, supposing they
conquered. And on the other hand, it was just for the possession
of that wealth that `the rebels' were fighting, and I should have
thought, especially when they saw that they were winning, that
they would have been careful to destroy as little as possible of
what was so soon to be their own."
"It was as I have told you, however," said he. "The
party of order, when they recovered from their first cowardice of
surprise—or, if you please, when they fairly saw that,
whatever happened, they would be ruined, fought with great
bittereness, and cared little
He sat silently thinking a little while, and then said:
"When the conflict was once really begun, it was seen how little of
any value there was in the old world of slavery and inequality.
Don't you see what it means? In the times which you are thinking
of, and of which you seem to know so much, there was no hope;
nothing but the dull jog of the mill-horse under compulsion o c
collar and whip; but in that fighting-time that followed, all was
hope: `the rebels' at least felt themselves strong enough to
build up the world again from its dry bones,—and they did it
too!" said the old man, his eyes glittering under his beetling
brows. He went on: " And their opponents at least and at last
learned something abaout the reality of life, and its sorrows,
which they—their class, I mean—had once known nothing of.
In short, the two combatants, the workman and the gentleman,
between them—"
"Between them," I said quickly, "they destroyed
commercialism!"
"Yes, yes, YES," said he; "that is it. Nor could it
have been destroyed otherwise; except, perhaps, bu the whole of
society gradually falling into lower depths, till it should at
last reach a condition as rude as barbarism. Surely the sharper,
shorter remedy was the happiest."
"Most surely," said I.
"Yes," said the old man, "the world was being brought to
its second birth; how could that take place without a tragedy?
Moreover, think of it. The spirit of the new days, of our days,
was to be delight in the life of the world; intense and
overweening love of the very skin and surface of the earth on
which man dwells, such as a lover has in the fair flesh of the
woman he loves; this, I say, ws to be the new spirit of the time.
All other moods save this had been exhausted: the unceasing
criticism, the boundless curiosity in the ways and thoughts of
man, which was the mood of the ancient Greek, to whom these
things were not so much a means, as an end, was gone past
recovery; nor had there been really any shadow of it in the so-called
science of the nineteenth century, which, as you must
know, was in the main an appendage to the commercial system; nay,
not seldom an appendage to the police of that system. In spite of
appearances, it waslimited and cowardly, because it did not
really believe in itself. It was the outcome, as it was the sole
relief, of the unhappiness of the period which made life so
bitter even to the rich, and which, as you may see with your
bodily eyes, the great change has swept away. More akin to our
way of looking at life was the spirit of the Middle Ages, to whom
heaven and the life of the next world was such a reality, that it
became to them a part of the life upon the earth; which
accordingly they loved and adorned, in spite of the ascetic
doctrines of their formal creed which bade them contemn it."
"But that also, with its assured belief in heaven and hell as
two countries in which to live, has gone, and now we do, both in
word and in deed, believe in the continuous life of the world of
men, and as it were, add every day of that common life to the
little stock of days which our own mere individual experience
"It seems true," said I, "Or ought to be, if what my
eyes have seen is a token of the general life you lead. Can you
now tell me anything of your progress after the years of the
struggle?"
Said he: "I could easily tell you more than you have time to
listen to; but I can at least hint at one of the chief
difficulties which had to be met: and that was, that when men
began to settle down after the war, and their labour had pretty
much filled up the gap in wealth caused by the destruction of
that war, a kind of disappointment seemed coming over us, and the
prophecies of some of the reactionists of past times seemed as if
they would come true, and a dull level of utilitarian comfort be
the end for a while of our aspirations and success. The loss of
the competitive
Said I: "What! had men any time or opportunity for cultivating
the fine arts amidst the desperate struggle for life and freedom
that you have told me of?"
Said Hammond: "You must not suppose that the new form of art
was founded chiefly on the memory of the art of the past;
although, strange to say, the civil war was much less destructive
of art than of other things, and though what of art existed
under the old forms, revived in a wonderful way during the latter
part of the struggle, especially as regards music and poetry. The
art or work-pleasure, as one ought to call it, of which I am now
speaking, sprung up almost spontaneously, it seems, from a kind
of instinct amongst people, no longer driven desperately to
painful and terrible overwork, to do the best they could with the
work in hand—to make it excellent of its kind; and when that
had gone on for a little, a craving for beauty seemed to awaken
in men's minds, and they began rudely and awkwardly to ornament
the wares which they made; and when they had once set to work at
that, it soon began to grow. All this
The old man fell into a reverie, not altogether without
melancholy I thought; but I would not break it. Suddenly he
started, and said: "Well, dear guest, here are come Dick and
Clara to fetch you away, and there is an end of my talk; which I
daresay you will not be sorry for; the long day is coming to an
end, and you will have a pleasant ride back to Hammersmith."
I said nothing, for I was not inclined for mere politeness to
him after such very serious talk; but in fact I should like to
have gone on talking with the older man, who could understand
something at least of my wonted ways of looking at life, whereas,
with the youger people, in spite of their kindness, I really was
a being from another planet. However, I made the best of it, and
smiled as amiably as I could on the young couple; and Dick
returned the smile by saying, "well, guest, I am glad to have
you again, and to find that you and my kinsman have not quite
talked yourselves into another world; I was half suspecting as I
was listening to the Welshmen yonder
I felt rather uncomfortable at this speech, for suddenly the
picture of the sordid squabble, the dirty and miserable tragedy
of the life I had left for a while, came before my eyes; and I
had, as it were, a vision of all my longings for rest and peace
in the past, and I loathed the idea of going back to it again.
But the old man chuckled and said:
"Don't be afraid, Dick. In any case, I have not been talking
to thin air; nor, indeed to this new friend of ours only. Who
knows but I may not have been talking to many people? For perhaps
our guest may some day go back to the people he has come from,
and may take a message from us which may bear fruit for them, and
consequently for us."
Dick looked puzzled, and said: "Well, gaffer, I do not quite
understand what you mean. All I can say is, that I hope he will
not leave us: for don't you see, he is another kind of man to
what we are used to, and somehow he makes us think of all kind
of things; and already I feel as if I could understand Dickens
the better for having talked with him."
"Yes," said Clara, "and I think in a few months we shall
make him look younger; and I should like to see what he was like
with the wrinkles smoothed out of his face. Don't you think he
will look younger after a little time with us?"
The old man shook his head, and looked earnestly at me, but did
not answer her, and for a moment or two we were all silent. Then
Clara broke out:
"Kinsman, I don't like this: something or another troubles me,
and I feel as if something untoward were going to happen. You
have been talking of past
The old man smiled on her kindly, and said: "Well, my child,
if that be so, go and live in the present, and you will soon
shake it off." Then he turned to me, and said: "Do you
remember anything like that, guest, in the country from which you
come?"
The lovers had turned aside now, and were talking together
softly, and not heeding us; so I said, but in a low voice:
"Yes, when I was a happy child on a sunny holiday, and had
everything that I could think of."
"So it is," said he. "You remember just now you twitted
me with living in the second childhood of the world. You will
find it a happy world to live in; you will be happy there—for
a while."
Again I did not like his scarcely veiled threat, and was
beginning to trouble myself with trying to remember how I had got
amongst this curious people, when the old man called out in a
cheery voice: "Now, my children, take your guest away, and
make much of him; for it is your business to make him sleek of
skin and peaceful of mind: he has by no means been as lucky as
you have. Farewell, guest!" and he grasped my hand warmly.
"Good-bye," said I, "and thank you very much for all
that you have told me. I will come and see you as soon as I come
back from London. May I?"
"Yes," he said, "come by all means—if you can."
"It won't be for some time yet," quoth Dick, in his cheery
voice; "for when the hay is in up the river, I shall be for
taking him a round through the country between hay and wheat
harvest, to see how our friends live in the north country. Then
in the wheat harvest we shall do a good stroke of work, I
"But you will take me along, won't you, Dick?" said Clara,
laying her pretty hand on his shoulder.
"Will I not?" said Dick, somewhat boisterously, "And we
will manage to send you to bed pretty tired every night; and you
will look so beautiful with your neck all brown, and your hands
too, and you under your gown as white as privet, that you will
get some of those strange discontented whims out of your head, my
dear. However, our week's haymaking will do all that for you."
The girl reddened very prettily, and not for shame but for
pleasure; and the old man laughed, and said:
"Guest, I see that you will be as comfortable as need be; for
you need not fear that those two will be too officious with you:
they will be so busy with each other, that they will leave you a
good deal to yourself, I am sure, and that is a real kindness to
a guest, after all. O, you need not be afraid of being one too
many either: it is just what these birds in a nest like, to have
a good convenient friend to turn to, so that they mey relieve the
ecstasies of love with the solid commonplace of friendship.
Besides, Dick, and much more Clara, likes a little talking at
times; and you know lovers do not talk unless they get into
trouble, they only prattle. Good-bye guest; may you be happy!"
Clara went up to old Hammond, threw her arms about his neck and
kissed him heartily, and said: "You are a dear old man, and
may have your jest about me as much as you please; and it won't
be long before we see you again; and you may be sure we shall
make our guest happy; though, mind you, there is some truth in
what you say."
Then I shook hands again, and we went out of the hall and into
the cloisters, and so in the street found Greylocks in the shafts
waiting for us. He was well looked after; for a little lad of
about seven years old had his hand on the rein and was solemnly
looking up into his face; on his back, withal, was a girl of
fourteen, holding a three-year-old sister on before her; while
another girl, about a year older than the boy hung on behind.
The three were occuupied partly with eating cherries, partly with
patting and punching Greylocks, who took all their caresses in
good part, but pricked up his ears when Dick made his appearance.
The girls got off quietly, and going up to Clara, made much of
her and snuggled up to her. And then we got into the carriage,
Dick shook the reins, and we got under way at once, Greylocks
trotting soberly between the lovely trees of the London streets,
that were sending floods of fragrance into the cool evening air;
for it was now getting toward sunset.
We could hardly go but fair and softly all the way, as there were
a great many people abroad in that cool hour. Seeing so many
people made me notice their looks the more; and I must say my
taste cultivated in the sombre greyness, or rather brownness, of
the nineteenth century, was rather apt to condemn the gaiety and
brightness of the raiment; and I even ventured to say as much to
Clara. She seemed rather surprised, and even slightly indignant,
and said: "Well, well, what's the matter? They are not about
any dirty work; they are only amusing themselves in the fine
evening; there is nothing to foul their clothes. Come, doesn't it
all look very pretty? It isn't gaudy, you know."
Indeed that was true; for many of the people were clad in colours
that were sober enough, though beautiful,
I said, "Yes, that is so; but how can everybody afford such
costly garments? Look! there goes a middle-aged man in a sober
grey dress; but I can see from here that it is made of very fine
woollen stuff, and is covered with silk embroidery."
Said Clara: "He could wear shabby clothes if he
pleased,—that is, if he didn't think he would hurt people's
feelings by doing so."
"But please tell me," said i, "how can they afford it?"
As soon as I had spoken I perceived that I had got back to my old
blunder; for I saw Dick's shoulders shaking with laughter; but he
wouldn't say a word, but handed me over to the tender mercies of
Clara, who said:
"Why, I don't know what you mean. Of course we can afford it,
or else we shouldn't do it. It would be easy enough for us to
say, we will only spend our labour on making our clothes
comfortable: but we don't choose to stop there. Why do you find
fault with us? Does it seem to you as if we starved ourselves of
food in order to make ourselves fine clothes? or do you think
there is anything wrong in liking to see the coverings of our
bodies beautiful like our bodies are?—just as a deer's or an
otter's skin has been made beautiful from the first? Come, what
is wrong with you?"
I bowed before the storm, and mumbled out some excuse or other. I
must say, I might have known that people who were so fond of
architecture generally, would not be backward in ornamenting
themselves; all the more as the shape of their raiment, apart
from its colour was both beautiful and reasonable—veiling the
form, without either muffling or caricaturing it.
Clara was soon mollified; and as we drove along toward the wood
before mentioned, she said to Dick:
"I tell you what, Dick: now that our kinsman Hammond the Elder
has seen our guest in his queer clothes, I think we ought to find
him something decent to put on for our journey to-morrow:
especially since, if we do not, we shall have to answer all sorts
of questions as to his clothes and where they came from.
Besides," she said slyly, "when he is clad in handsome
garments he will not be so quick to blame us for our childishness
in wasting our time in making ourselves look pleasant to each
other."
"All right, Clara," said Dick; "he shall have everything
that you—that he wants to have. I will look something out for
him before he gets up tomorrow."
Amidst such talk, driving quietly through the balmy evening, we
came to Hammersmith, and were well received by our friends there.
Boffin, in a fresh suit of clothes, welcomed me back with stately
courtesy; the weaver wanted to button-hole me and get out of me
what old Hammond had said, but was very friendly and cheerful
when Dick warned him off; Annie shook hands with me, and hoped I
had had a pleasant day—so kindly, that I felt a slight pang as
our hands parted; for to say the truth, I liked her better than
Clara, who seemed to be always a little on the defensive, whereas
Annie was as frank as could be, and seemed to get honest pleasure
from everything and everybody about her without the least effort.
We had quite a little feast that evening, partly in my honour,
and partly, I suspect, though nothing was said about it, in
honour of Dick and Clara coming together again. The wine was of
the best; the hall was redolent of rich summer flowers; and after
supper we not only had music (Annie, to my mind, surpassing all
the others for sweetness and clearness of voice, as well as for
feeling and meaning), but at last we even got to telling stories,
and sat there listening with no other light but that of the
summer moon streaming through the beautiful traceries of the
windows, as if we had belonged to time long passed, when books
were scarce and the art of reading somewhat rare. Indeed, I may
say here, that, though, as you will have noted, my friends had
mostly something to say about books, yet they were not great
readers, considering the refinement of their manners and the
great amount of leisure which they obviously had. In fact, when
Dick, especially, mentioned a book, he did so with an air of a
man who has accomplished an achievement; as much as to say,
"There, you see, I have actually read that!"
The evening passed all too quickly for me; since that day, for
the first time in my life, I was having my fill of pleasure of
the eyes without any of that sense of incongruity, that dread of
approaching ruin, which had always beset me hitherto when I had
been amongst the beautiful works of art of the past, mingled with
the lovely nature of the present; both of them, in fact, the
result of the long centuries of tradition, which had compelled
men to produce the art, and compelled nature to run into the
mould of the ages. Here I could enjoy everything without an
after-thought of the injustice and miseraable toil which made my
leisure; the ignorance and dulness of life which went to make my
keen appreciation of
When I did wake, to a beautiful sunny morning, I leapt out of bed
with my over-night apprehension still clinging to me, which
vanished delightfully however in a moment as I looked around my
little sleeping chamber and saw the pale but pure-coloured
figures painted on the plaster of the wall, with verses written
underneath them which I knew somewhat over-well. I dressed
speedily, in a suit of blue laid ready for me, so handsome that I
quite blushed when I had got into it, feeling as I did so that
excited pleasure of anticipation of a holiday, which, well-remembered
as it was, I had not felt since I was a boy, new come
home for the summer holidays.
It seemed quite early in the morning, and I expected to have the
hall to myself when I came into it our of the corridor wherein
was my sleeping chamber; but I met Annie at once, who let fall her
broom and gave me a kiss, quite meaningless I fear, except as
betokening friendship, though she reddened as she did it, not
from shyness, but from friendly pleasure, and then stood and
picked up her broom again, and went on with her sweeping, nodding
to me as if to bid me stand out of the way and look on; which, to
So presently she let her broom drop again, and came and took me
by the hand and led me out on to the terrace above the river to a
little table under the boughs, where my bread and milk took the
form of as dainty a breakfast as any one could desire, and then
sat by me as I ate. And in a minute or two Dick and Clara came to
me, the latter looking most fresh and beautiful in a light silk
embroidered gown, which to my unused eyes was extravagantly gay
and bright; while Dick was also handsomely dressed in white
flannel prettily embroidered. Clara raised her gown in her hands
as she gave me the morning greeting, and said laughingly:
"Look, guest! you see we are at least as fine as any of the
people you felt inclined to scold last night; you see we are not
going to make the bright day and the flowers feel ashamed of
themselves. Now scold me!"
Quoth I: "No, indeed; the pair of you seem as if you were
born out of the summer day itself; and I will scold you when I
scold it."
"Well, you know," said Dick, "this is a special
"Do the women work at it in silk dresses?" said I, smiling.
Dick was going to answer me soberly; but Clara put her hand over
his mouth, and said, "No, no, Dick; not too much information
for him, or I shall think that you are your old kinsman again.
Let him find out for himself: he will not have long to wait."
"Yes," quoth Annie, "don't make your description of the
picture too fine, or else he will be disappointed when the
curtain is drawn. I don't want him to be disappointed. But now
it's time for you to be gone, if you are to have the best of the
tide, and also of the sunny morning. Good-bye, guest."
She kissed me in her frank friendly wasy, and almost took away
from me my desire for the expedition thereby; but I had to get
over that, as it was clear that so delightful a woman would
hardly be without a due lover of her own age. We went down the
steps of the landing-stage, and got into a pretty boat, not too
light to hold us and our belongings comfortable, and handsomely
ornamented; and just as we got in, down came Boffin and the
weaver to see us off. The former had now veiled his splendor in a
due suit of working clothes, crowned with a fantail hat, which he
took off, however, to wave us farewell with his grave old-Spanish-like
courtesy. Then Dick pushed off into the stream, and
bent, vigorously to his sculls, and Hammersmith, with its noble
trees and beautiful water-side houses, began to slip away from
us.
As we went, I could not help putting beside his promised picture
of the hay-field as it was then the pictureof it as I remembered
it, and especially the images of the women engaged in the work
rose up before me: the row of gaunt figures, lean, flat-breasted,
ugly, without a grace of form or face about them; dressed in
wretched skimpy print print gowns, and hideous flapping sun-bonnets,
moving their rakes in a listless mechanical way. How
often had that marred the loveliness of the June day to me; hopw
often had I longed to see the hay-fields peopled with men and
women worthy of the sweet abundance of midsummer, of its endless
wealth of beautiful sights, and delicious scents. Wnd now, the
world had grown old and wiser, and I was to see my hope realised
at last.
So on we went, Dick rowing in an easy tireless way, and Clara
sitting by my side admiring his manly beauty and heartily good-natured
face, and thinking, I fancy, of nothing else. As we went
higher up the river, there was less difference between the Thames
of that day and Thames as I remembered it; for setting aside the
hideous vulgarity of the codkney villas of the well-to-do,
stockbrokers and other such, which in older time marred the beauty
of the bough-hung banks, even this beginning of the country
Thames was always beautiful; and as we slipped between the lovely
summer greenery, I almost felt my youth come back to me, and as
if I were on one of those water excursions which used to enjoy so
At last we came to a reach of the river where on the left hand a
very pretty little village with some old houses in it came down
to the edge of the water, over which was a ferry; and beyond
these houses the elm-beset meadows ended in a fringe of tall
willows, while on the right hand went the tow-path and a clear
space before a row of trees, which rose up behind huge and
ancient, the ornaments of a great parkP but these drew back still
further from the river at the end of the reach to make way for a
little town of quaint and pretty houses, some new, some old,
dominated by the long walls and sharp gables of a great red-brick
pile of building, partly of the latest Gothic, partly of the
style of Dutch William, but so blended together by the bright sun
and beautiful surroundings, including the bright blue river,
which it looked down upon, that even amidst the beautiful
buildings of that new happy time it had a strange charm about it.
A great wave of fragrancem amidst which the lime-tree blossom was
clearly to be distinguished, came down to us from its unseen
gardens, as Clara sat up in her place, and said:
"O Dick, dear, couldn't we stop at Hampton court for today,
and take the guest about the park a little and show him those
sweet old buildings? Somehow, I suppose because you have lived
so near it, you have seldom taken me to Hampton Court."
Dick rested on his oars a little, and said: "Well,well,
Clara, you are lazy today. I didn't feel like stopping short of
Shepperton for the night; suppose we just go and have our dinner
at the Court, and go on again about five o'clock?"
"Well," she said, "so be it; but I should like the guest
to have spent an hour or two in the Park."
"The Park!" said Dick; "why, the whole Thames-side is a
park this time of the year; and for my part, I had rather lie
under and elm-tree on the borders of a wheat-field, with the bees
h umming about me and the corn-crake cerying from furrow to
furrow, than in any park in England. Besides—"
"Besides," said she, "you want to get on to your dearly-loved
upper Thames, and show your prowess down the heavy swathes
of the mowing grass."
She looked at him fondly, and I could tell that she was seeing
him in her mind's eye showing his splendid form at its best
amidst the rhymed strokes of the scythes; and she looked down at
her own pretty feet with a half sigh, as though she were
contrasting her slight woman's beauty with his man's beauty; as
women will when they are really in love, and not spoiled with
conventional sentiment.
As for Dick, he looked at her admiringly a while, and then said
at last: "Well, Clara, I do wish we were there! But, hilloa!
we are getting back way." And he set to work sculling again,
and in two minutes we were all standing on a gravelly strand
below the bridge, which as you may imagine, was no longer the
old hideous iron abortion, but a handsome piece of very solid oak
framing.
We went into the Court and staight into the great hall, so well
remembered, where there were tables spread for dinner, and
everything arranged much as in Hammersmith Guest Hall. Dinner
over, we sauntered through the ancient rooms, where the
pictures and tapestry were still preserved, and nothing was much
changed, except that the people whom we met there had an
indefinable kind of look of being at home and at ease, which
communicated itself to me so that I felt that the beautiful old
place was mine in the best sense of the word; and my pleasure
Dick (who, in spite of Clara's gibe, knew the place very
well) told me that the beautiful old Tudor rooms which I
remembered had been the dwellings of the lesser fry of Court
flunkies, were now much used by people coming and going; for,
beautiful as architecture had now become and although the whole
face of the country had quite recovered its beauty there was
still a sort of tradition of pleasure and beauty which clung to
that group of buildings, and people thought going to Hampton
court a necessary summer outing, as they did in the days when
London was so grimy and miserable. We went into some of the rooms
looking into the old garden and were well received by the people
in them, who got speedily into talk with us, and looked with
politely half-concealed wonder at my strange face. Besides these
birds of passage, and a few regular dwellers in the place, we saw
out in the meadows near the garden, down "the Long Water,"
as it used to be called, many gay tents with men, women, and
children round about them. As it seemed, this pleasure-loving
people were fond of tent-life, with all its inconveniences,
which, indeed, they turned into pleasure also.
We left this old friend by the time appointed, and I made some
feeble show of taking the sculls but Dick repulsed me, not much
to my grief, I must say, as I found I had quite enough to do
between the enjoyment of the beautiful time and my own lazily
blended thoughts.
As to Dick, it was quite right to let him pull, for he was as
strong as a horse, and had the greatest delight in bodily
exercise, whatever it was. We really had some difficulty in
getting him to stop when it was getting rather more than dusk,
and the moon
"Yes," she said, looking very much astonished, "don't
you?"
"Well," said he, "perhaps I do. I did, at any rate, when
I was younger; but now I think I should like it cooler."
She said nothing, and went on, the night growing about as dark as
it would be; till just at the rise of the hill we came to a
hedge with a gate in it, which the old man unlatched and led us
into a garden at the end of which we could see a little house,
one of whose little windows was already yellow with candle-light.
We could see even under the doubtful light of the moon and
the last of the western glow that the garden was stuffed full of
flowers; and the fragrance it agave out in the gathering coolness
was so wonderfully sweet, that it seemed the very heart of the
delight of the June dusk; so that we three stopped instinctively
and Clara gave forth a little sweet "O," like a bird
beginning to sing.
"What's the matter?" said the old man, a little testily,
and pulling at her hand. "There's no dog; or have you trodden
on a thorn and hurt your foot?"
"No, no, neighbour,"she said; "but how sweet, how sweete
it is!"
"Of course it is," said he, "but do you care so much for
that?"
She laughed out musically, and we followed suit in our gruffer
voices; and then she said: "of course I do, neighbour, don't
you?"
"Well, I don;t know," quoth the old fellow; then he added,
as if somewhat ashamed of himself: "Besides, you know, when
the waters are out and all Runnymede is flooded, it's none so
pleasant."
" " We went up a paved path between the roses, and straight into a
very pretty room, panelled and carved, and as clean as a new
pin; but the chief ornament of which was a young woman, light-haired
and grey-eyed, but with her face and hands and bare feet
tanned quite brown with the sun. Though she was very lightly
clad, that was clearly from choice, not from poverty, though
these were the first cottage-dwellers I had come across; for her
gown was of silk, and on her wrists were bracelets that seemed to
me of great value. She was lying on a sheep-skin near the window,
but jumped up as soon as we entered, and when she saw the guests
behind the old man, she clapped her hands and cried out with
pleasure, and when she got us into the middle of the room, fairly
danced round us in delight of our company.
"What!" said the old man, "you are pleased, are you
Ellen?"
The girl danced up to him and threw her arms round him, and said:
"Yes I am, and so ought you to be, grandfather."
"Well, well, I am," said he, "as much as I can be
pleased. Guests, please be seated."
This seemed rather strange to us; stranger, I suspect, to my
friends than to me; but Dick took the opportunity of both the
host and his grand-daughter being out of the room to say to me
softly: "A grynbler: there are a few of them still. Once upon
a time, I am told, they were quite a nuisance."
The old man came in as he spoke and sat down beside us with a
sigh, which, indeed, seemed fetched up as if he wanted us to take
notice of it; but just then the girl came in with the victuals,
and the carle missed his mark what between our hunger generally
and that I was pretty busy watching the grand-daughter moviing
about as beautiful as a picture.
Everything to eat and drink, though it was somewhat different to
what we had had in London, was better than good, but the old man
eyed rather sulkily the chief dish on the table, on which lay a
leash of fine perch, and said:
"H'm, perch! I am sorry we can't do better for you, guests.
The time was when we might have had a good piece of salmon up
from London for you; but the times have grown mean and petty."
"Yes, but y ou might have had it now," said the girl,
giggling, "if you had known that they were coming."
"It's our fault for not bringing it with us,
neighbours,"said Dick, good-humouredlyl "But if the times
have grown petty, at any rate the perch haven't; that fellow in
the middle there must have weighed a good two pounds when he was
showing his dark stripes and red fins to the minnows yonder. And
as to the salmon, why, neighbour, my friend here, who comes from
the outlands, ws quite surprised yesterday morning when I told
him we had plenty of
He looked a little uncomfortable. And the old man, turning to me,
said very courteously:
"Well, sir, I am happy to see a man from over the water; but I
really must appeal to you to say whether on the whole you are not
better off in your country; where I suppose, from what our guest
says, you are brisker and more alive, because you have not wholly
got rid of competition. You see, I have read not a few books of
the past days, and certainly Clara listened to him with restless eyes, as if she were excited
and pleased; Dick knitted his brow and looked still more
uncomfortable, but said nothing. Indeed, the old man gradually,
as he warmed to his subject, dropped his sneering manner, and
both spoke and looked very seriously. But the girl broke out
before I could deliver myself of the answer I was framing:
"Books, books! always books, grandfather! When will you
understand that after all it is the world we live in which
interests us; the world of which we are a part and which we can
never love too much? Look!" she saud, throwing popoen the
casement wider and showing us the white light sparkling between the
She paused a little, and I for my part could not help staring at
her, and thinking that if she were a book, the pictures in it
were most lovely . The colouriiii mantled in her delicate
sunburnt cheeks; her grey eyes, light amidst the tan of her face,
kindly looked on us all as she spoke. She paused, and said again:
"As for your books, they were well enough for times when
intelligent people had but little else in which they could take
pleasure, and when they must needs supplement athe sordid
miseries of their own lives with imaginations of the lives of
other people. But I say flatly that in spite of all their
cleverness and vigour, and capacity for story-telling, there is
something loathsome about them. Some of them, indeed, do here and
there show some feeling for those whom the history-books call
`poor,' and of
"There!" said the old man, reverting to his dry sulky
manner again. "There's eloquence! I suppose you like it?"
"Yes,"sais I, very emphatically.
"Well," said he, "now the storm of eloquence has lulled
for a little, suuppose you answer my question?:—that is, if
you like, you know,"quoth he, with a sudden access of
courtesy.
"What question>"said I. For I must confess that Ellen's
strange and almost wild beauty had put it out of my head.
Said he: "First of all(excuse my catechising), is there
competition in life, after the old kiind, in the country whence
you come?"
"Yes," said I, "it is the rule there."And I wondered
as I spoke what fresh complications I should get into as a result
of this answer.
"Question two," said the carle: "Are you not on the
whole much freer, more energetic—in a word, healthier and
happier—for it?"
I smiled. "YOu wouldn'[t talk so if you had any idea of our
life. To me you seem here as if you were living in heaven
compared with us of the country from which I came."
"Heaven?" said he: "you ulike heaven, do you?"
"Yes," ssaid I—snappishly, I am afraid; for I was
beginning rather to resent his formula.
"Well, I am far from sure that I do," quoth he. "I
think one may do more with one's life than sitting on a damp
cloud and singing hymns."
I was rather nettled by this inconsequence, and said: "Well,
neighbour, to be short, and without using meteaphors, in the land
whence I come, where the competition which produced those
literary works which you admire so much is still the rule, most
people are thoroughly unhappy; here, to me at least, most people
seem thoroughly happy."
"No offence, guest—no offence," said he; "but let me
ask you; you like that, do you?"
His formula, put with such obstinate persistence, made us all
laugh heartily; and even the old man joined in the laughter on
the sly. However, he was by no means beaten, and said presently:
"From all I can hear, I should judge that a young woman so
beautiful as my dear Ellen yonder would have been a lady, as they
called it in the old time, and wouldn't have had to wear a few
rags of silk as she does now, or to have browned herself in the
sun as she has to do now. What do you say to that, eh? "
Here Clara, who had been pretty much silent hitherto, struck in,
and said: "Well, really I don't think that you would have
mended matters, or that they want mending. Don't you see that she
is dressed deliciously for this beautiful weather? And as for
the sun-burning of your hay-fields, why, I hope to pick up some
of that for myself when we get a little higher up the river. Look
if I don't need a little sun on my pasty white skin!"
And she stripped up the sleeve from her arm and laid it beside
Ellen's who was now sitting next her. To say the truth, it was
rather amusing to me to see
Ellen kissed her new friend, and we all sat silent for a little,
till she broke out into a sweet shrill song, and held us all
entranced with the wonder of her clear voice; and the old
grumbler sat looking at her lovingly. The other young people
sang also in due time; and then Ellen showed us to our beds in
small cottage chambers, fragrant and clean as the ideal of the
old pastoral poets; and the pleasure of the evening quite
extinguished my fear of the last night, that I should wake up inthe old miserable world of worn-out pleasures, and hopes that
were half fears.
Though there were no rough noises to wake me, I could not lie
long abed the next morning, where the world seemed so well awake,
and, despite the old grumbler, so happy; so I got up, and found
that, early as it was, some one had been stirring, since all was
trim and in its place in the little parlour, and the table laid
for the morning meal. Nobody was afoot in the house as then,
however, so I went out a-doors, and after a turn or two round
the super-abundant garden, I wandered down over the meadow to
the river-side, where lay our boat, looking quite familiar and
friendly to me. I walked up-stream
"Just look a moment."
I looked, and over the low hedge saw Ellen, shading her eyes
against the sun as she looked toward the hay-field, a light wind
stirring in her tawny hair, her eyes like light jewels amidst her
sunburnt face, which looked as if the warmth of the sun were yet
in it.
"Look, guest," said Dick; "doesn't it all look like one
of those very stories out of Grimm that we were talking about up
in Bloomsbury? Here are we two lovers wandering about in the
world, and we have come to a fairy garden, and there is the very
fairy herself amidst of it; I wonder what she will do for us."
Said Clara demurely, demurely, but not stiffly: "Is she a good
fairy, Dick?"
"O yes," said he; "and according to the card, she would
do better, if it were not for the gnome or wood-spirit, our
grumbling friend of last night."
We laughed at this; and I said, "I hope you see that you have
left me out of the tale."
"Well," said he, "that's true. You had better consider
that you have got the cap of darkness, and are seeing everything,
yourself invisible."
That touched me on my weak side of not feeling sure of my
position in this beautiful new country; so in order not to make
matters worst, I held my tongue, and we all went into the garden
and up to the house together. I noticed by the way that Clara
must really rather have felt the contrast between herself as a
town madam and this piece of summer country that we all admired
so, for she had rather dressed after Ellen that morning as to
thinness and scantiness, and went barefoot also, except for light
sandals.
The old man greeted us kindly in the parlour, and said: "Well,
guests, so you have been looking about to search into the
nakedness of the land: I suppose your illusions of last night
have given way a bit before the morning light? Do you still like
it, eh?"
"Very much," said I, doggedly; "it is one of the
prettiest places on the lower Thames."
"Oho!" said he; "so you know the Thames, do you?"
I reddened, for I saw Dick and Clara looking at me, and scarcely
knew what to say. However, since I had said in our early
intercourse with my Hammersmith friends that I had known Epping
Forest, I thought a hasty generalisation might be better in
avoiding complications than a downright lie; so I said:
"I have been in this country before; and I have been on the Thames
in those days."
"O,"said the old man, eagerly, "so you have been in this
country before. Now really, don't you "No, not at all," said I; "I find it much changed for
the better."
"Ah," quoth he, "I fear that you have been prejudiced by
some theory or another. However, of
"In short," said Clara, "you have
"I have facts as well," said he. "Look here! from this
hill you can see just four little houses, including this one.
Well, I know for certain that in old times, even in the summer,
when the leaves were thickest, you could see from the same place
six quite big and fine houses; and higher up the water, garden
joined garden right up to Windsor; and there were big houses in
all the gardens. Ah! England was an important place in those
days."
I was getting nettled, and said: "What you mean is that you
de-cockneyised the place, and sent the damned flunkies packing,
and that everybody can live comfortably and happily, and not a
few damned thieves only, who were centres of vulgrarity and
corruption wherever they were, and who, as to this lovely river,
destroyed its beauty morally, and had almmost destroyed it
physically, when they were thrown out of it."
There was silence after this outburst, which for the life of me I
could not help, remembering how I had suffered from cockneyism
and its cause on those same waters of old time. But at last the
old man said, quite coolly:
"My dear guest, I really don't know what you mean by either
cockneys, or flunkies, or thieves or damned; or how only a few
people could live happily and comfortably in a wealthy country.
All I can see is that you are angry, and I fear with me: so if
you like we will change the subject."
I thought this kind and hospitable in him, considering his
obstinacy about his theory; and hastened to say that I did not
mean to be angry, only emphatic. He bowed gravely, and I thought
the storm was over, when suddenly Ellen broke in:
"Grandfather, our guest is reticent from courtesy; but really
what he has in mind to say to you ought to be said; so as I know
pretty well what it is, I will say it for him; for as you knnow,
I have been taught these things by people who—"
"Yes," said the old man, "by the sage of Bloomsbury, and
others."
"O," said Dick, "so youknow my old kinsman Hammond?"
"Yes," said she, "and other people too, as my
grandfather says, and they have taught me things: and this is the
upshot of it. We live in a little house now, not because we have
nothing grander to do than working in the fields, but because we
please; for if we liked, we could go and live in a big house
amongst pleasant companions."
Grumbled the old man: "Just so! As if I would live amongst
those conceited fellows; all of them looking down upon me!"
She smiled on him kindly, but went on as if he had not spoken.
"In the past times, when those big houses of which grandfather
speaks were so plenty, we "Is this what you have had in your mind, guest?" said she,
the tears in her eyes at thought of the past miseries of people
like herself.
"Yes," said I, much moved; "that and more. often—in
my country I have seen that wretched change you have spoken of,
from the fresh handsome country lass to the poor draggle-tailed
country woman."
The old man sat silent for a little, but presently recovered
himself and took comfort in his old phrase of "Well, you like
it so, do you?"
"Yes." said Ellen, "I love life better than death."
"O, you do, do you?" said he. "Well, for my part I like
reading a good old book with plenty of fun in it, like
Thackeray's `Vanity Fair.' Why don't you write books like that
now? Ask that question of your Bloomsbury sage."
Seeing Dick's cheeks reddening a little at this sally, and noting
that silence followed, I thought I had better do something. So I
said: "I am only the guest, friends; but I know you want to
show me your river at its best, so don't you think we had better
be moving presently, as it is certainly going to be a hot day?"
They were not slow to take my hint; and indeed, as to the mere
time of day, it was best for us to be off, as it was past seven
o'clock, and the day promised to be very hot. So we got up and
went down to our boat—Ellen thoughtful and abstracted; the old
man very kind and courteous, as if to make up for his crabbedness
of opinion. Clara was cheerful and natural, but a little more
subdued, I thought; and she at least was not sorry to be gone,
and often looked shyly and timidly at Ellen and her strange wild
beauty. So we got into the boat, Dick saying as he took his
place, "Well, it I need say little about the lovely reaches of the
"Up yonder are some beautiful old buildings, which were built
for a great college or teaching-place by one of the mediaevial
kings—Edward the Sixth, I think" (I rather smiled to myself
at his rather natural blunder). "He meant poor people's sons
to be taught there what knowledge was going in his days; but it
was a matter of course that in the times of which you seem to
know so much they spoilt whatever good there was in the founder's
intentions. My old kinsman says that they treated them in a very
simple way, and instead of teaching poor men's sons to know
something, they taught rich men's sons to know nothing. It seems
from what he says that it was a place for the `aristocracy '(if
you know what that means; I have been told its meaning) to get
rid of their male children for a great part of the year. I
daresay old Hammond would give you plenty of information in
detail about it."
"What is it used for now?" said I.
"Well," said he, "the buildings were a good deal spoilt
by the last few generations of aristocrats, who seem to have had
a great hatred against beautaiful old buildings, and indeed all
records of past history; but it is still a delightful place. Of
course we cannot
"Well," said Clara, laughing, "I think he would miss the
boys."
"Not always, my dear," said Dick, "for there are often
plenty of boys there, who come to get taught; and also," said
he, smiling, "to learn boating and swimming. I wish we could
stop there: but perhaps we had better do that coming down the
water."
The lock-gates opened as he spoke, and out we went, and on.
And as for Windsor, he said nothing till I lay on my oars (for I
was sculling then) in Clewer reach, and looking up, said,
"What is all that building up there?"
Said he: "There, I thought I would wait till you asked,
yourself. That is Windsor Castle: that also I thought I would
keep for you till we come down the water. It looks fine from
here, doesn't it? But a great deal of it has been built or
skinned in the time of the Degradation, and we wouldn't pull the
buildinga down, since they were there; just as with the buildings
of the Dung Market. You know, of course, that it was the palace
of your old mediaeval kings, and was used later on for the same
purpose by the parliamentary commercial sham-kings, as my old
kinsman calls them."
"Yes," said I, "I know all that. What is it used for
now?"
"A great many people live there," said he, "as,
I drew my sculls through the water at that last word, and pulled
as if I were fleeing from those times which I understood so well
and we were soon going up the once sorely be-cockneyed reaches of
the river about Maidenhead, which now looked as pleasant and
enjoyable as the up-river reaches.
The morning was now getting on, the morning of a jewel of a
summer day; one of those days which, if they were commoner in
these islands, would make our climate the best of all climates,
without dispute. A light wind blew from the west; the little
clouds that had arisen at about our breakfast time had seemed to
get higher and higher in the heavens; and in spite of the burning
sun we no more longed for rain than we feared it. Burning as the
sun was, there was a fresh feeling in the air that almost set us
a-longing for the rest of the hot afternoon, and the stretch of
blossoming wheat seen from the shadow of the boughs. No one
unburdened with very heavy anxieties could have felt otherwise
than happy that morning: and it must be said that whatever
anxieties might lie beneath the surface of things, we didn't
seem to come across any of them.
We passed by several fields where haymaking was going on, but
Dick, and especially Clara, were so jealous of our up-river
festival that they would not allow me to have much to say to
them. I could only notice that the people in the fields looked
strong and handsome, both men and women, and that so far from
there being any appearance of sordidness about their attire, they
seemed to be dressed specially for the
Both on this day as well as yesterday we had, as you may think,
met and passed and been passed by many craft of one kind and
another. The most part of these were being rowed like ourselves,
or were sailing, in the sort of way that sailing is managed on
the upper reaches of the river; but every now and then we came on
barges, laden with hay or other country produce, or carrying
bricks, lime, timber, and the like, and these were going on their
way without any means of propulsion visible to me—just a man
at the tiller, with often a friend or two laughing and talking
with him. Dick, seeing on one occasion this day that I was looking
rather hard on one of these, said "That is one of our force-barges;
it is quite as easy to work vehicles by water as by land."
I understood pretty well that these "force-vehicles" had taken
the place of our old steam-power carrying; but I took good care
not to ask any questions about them, as I knew well enough both
that I should never be able to understand how they were worked,
and that in attempting to do so I should betray myself, or get
into some complication impossible to explain; so I merely said,
"Yes, of course, I understand."
We went ashore at Bisham, where the remains of the old Abbey and
the Elizabethan house that had been added to them yet remained,
none the worse for many years of careful and appreciative
habitation. The folk of the place, however, were mostly in the
fields that day, both men and women; so we met only two old men
there, and a younger one who had stayed at home to get on with
some literary work, which I imagine we considerably interrupted.
Yet I also think that the hard-working man who received us was
not very sorry for the interruption. Anyhow,
However, that mattered little to us; the nights were light, for
the moon was shining in her third quarter, and it was all one to
Dick whether he sculled or sat quiet in the boat: so we went away
a great pace. The evening sun shone bright on the remains of the
old buildings at Medmenham; close beside which arose an irregular
pile of building which Dick told us was a very pleasant house;
and there were plenty of houses visible on the wide meadows
opposite, under the hill; for, as it seems that the beauty of
Hurley had compelled people to build and live there a good deal.
The sun very low down showed us Henley little altered in outward
aspect from what I remembered it. Actual daylight failed us as
we passed through the lovely reaches of Wargrave and Shiplake;
but the moon rose behind us presently. I should like to have seen
with my eyes what success the new order of things had had in
getting rid of the sprawling mess with which commercialism had
littered the banks of the wide stream about Reading and
Caversham: certainly everything smelt too deliciously in the
early night for there to be any of the old careless sordidness of
so-called manufacture; and in answer to my question as to what
sort of a place Reading was, Dick answered:
"O, a nice town enough in its way; mostly rebuilt within the
last hundred years; and there are a good many houses, as you can
see by the lights just down under the hills yonder. In fact, it
is one of the most populous places on the Thames round about
here. Keep up your spirits, guest! we are close to our jounrney's
end for the night. I ought to ask your pardon for not stopping at
one of the houses here or
He need not have adjured me to keep up my spirits, which were as
high as possible; though the strangeness and excitement of the
happy and quiet life which I saw everywhere around me was, it is
true, a little wearing off, yet a deep content, as different as
possible from languid acquiescence, was taking its place, and I
was, as it were, really new-born.
We landed presently just where I remembered the river making an
elbow to the north towards the ancient house of the Blunts; with
the wide meadows spreading on the right-hand side, and on the
left the long line of beautiful trees overhanging the water. As
we got out of the boat, I said to Dick:
"Is it the old house we are going to?"
"No," he said, "though that is standing still in green
old age, and is well inhabited. I see, by the way, that you
know your Thames well. But my friend Walter Allen, who asked me
to stop here, lives in a house, not very big, which has been
built here lately, because these meadows are so much liked,
especially in summer, that there was getting to be rather too
much of tenting in the open field; so the parishes here about,
who rather objected to that, built three houses between this and
Caversham, and quite a large one at Basildon, a little higher up.
Look, yonder are the lights of Walter Allen's house!"
So we walked over the grass of the meadows under a flood of
moonlight, and soon came to the house, which was low and built
around a quadrangle big enough to get plenty of sunshine in it.
Walter Allen, Dick's friend, was leaning against the jamb of the
Dick looked on him from time to time, and seemed troubled; and
at last he said: "I say, old fellow, if there is anything the
matter which we didn't know of when you wrote to me, don't you
think you had better tell us about it at once? or else we shall
think we have come at an unlucky time, and are not quite wanted."
Walter turned red, and seemed to have some difficulty in
restraining his tears, but said at last: "Of course everybody
here is very glad to see you, Dick, and your friends; but it is
true that we are not at our best, in spite of the fine weather
and the glorious hay-crop. We have had a death here."
Said Dick: "Well, you should get over that, neighbour: such
things must be."
"Yes," walter said, "but this was a death by violence,
and it seems likely to lead to at least one more; and somehow it
makes us feel rather shy of one another; and to say the truth,
that is one reason why there are so few of us here to-night."
"Tell us the story, Walter," said Dick; "perhaps telling
it will help you to shake off your sadness."
Said Walter: "Well, I will; and I will make it short enough,
though I daresay it might be spun out into a long one, as used to
be done with such subjects
"He took that better than we expected, when something or
other—an interview with the girl, I think, and some hot words
with the successful lover following close upon it—threw him
quite off his balance; and he got hold of an axe and fell upon
his rival when there was no one by; and in the struggle that
followed the man attacked hit him an unlucky blow and killed him.
And now the slayer in his turn is so upset that he is so upset
that he is like to kill himself; and if he does, the girl will do
as much, I fear. And all this we could no more help than the
earthquake of the year before last."
"It is very unhappy," said Dick; "but since the man is
dead, and cannot be brought back to life again, and since the
slayer had no malice in him, I cannot for the life of me see why
he shouldn't get over it before long. Besides, it was the right
man that was killed and not the wrong. Why should a man brood
over a mere accident for ever? And the girl?"
"As to her," said Walter, "the whole thing seems to have
inspired her with terror rather than grief. What you say about
the man is true, or it should be; but then, you see, the
excitement and jealousy that was the prelude to this tragedy had
made an evil and feverish element about him, from which he does
not seem able to escape. However, we have advised him to go
away—in fact, to cross the seas; but he is in such a state
that I do not think it will fall to my lot to do so; which is
scarcely a cheerful outlook for me."
"O, you will find a certain kind of interest in it," said
Dick. "And of course he "Well, at any rate," quoth Walter, "now that I have
eased my mind by making you uncomfortable, let us have an end of
the subject for the present. Are you going to take your guest to
Oxford?"
"Why, of course we must pass through it," said Dick,
smiling, "as we are going into the upper waters: but I thought
that we wouldn't stop there, or we shall be belated as to the
haymaking up our way. So Oxford and my learned lecture on it all
got at second-hand from my old kinsman, must wait till we come
down the water a fortnight hence."
I listened to this story with much surprise, and could not help
wondering at first that the man who had slain the other had not
been put in custody till it could be proved that he killed his
rival in self-defence only. However, the more I thought of it the
plainer it grew to me that no amount of examination of witnesses,
who had witnessed nothing but the ill-blood between the two
rivals, would have done anything to clear up the case. I could
not help
As we went down to the boat next morning, Walter could not keep
off the subject of last night, though he was more hopeful than he
had been then, and seemed to think that if the unlucky homicide
could not be got to go over-sea, he might at any rate go and live
somewhere in the neighbourhood pretty much by himself; at any
rate, that was what he himself had proposed. To Dick and I must
say to me also, this seemed a strange remedy; and Dick said as
much. Quoth he:
"Friend Walter, don't set the man brooding on the tragedy by
letting him live alone. That will only strengthen his idea that
he had committed a crime, and you will have him killing himself
in good earnest."
Said Clara: "I don't know. If I may say what I think of it, it
is that he had better have his fill of gloom now, and, so to say,
wake up presently to see how little need there has been for it;
and then he will live happily afterwards. As for his killing himself,
Walter looked thoughtful, and said: "Well, you may be right;
and perhaps we should have treated it all more lightly: but you
see, guest" (turning to me), "such things happen so seldom,
that when they do happen, we cannot help being much taken up with
it. For the rest, we are all inclined to excuse our poor friend
for making us so unhappy, on the ground that he does it out of an
exaggerated respect for human life and happiness. Well, I will
say no more about it; only this: will you give me a cast
up-stream, as I want to look after a lonely habitation for the
poor fellow, since he will have it so and I hear that there is
one which would suit us very well on the downs beyond Streatley;
so if you will put me ashore there I will walk up the hill and
look to it."
"Is the house in question empty?" said I.
"No," said Walter, "but the man who lives there will go
out of it, of course, when he hears that we want it. You see, we
think that the fresh air of the downs and the very emptiness of
the landscape will do our friend good."
"Yes," said Clara, smiling, "and he will not be so far
from his beloved that they cannot easily meet if they have a mind
to—as they certainly will."
This talk had brought us down to the boat, and we were presently
afloat on the beautiful broad stream, Dick driving the prow
swiftly through the windless water of the early summer morning,
for it was not
"I have been wondering, as we passed lock after lock, that you
people, so prosperous as you are, and especially since you are so
anxious for pleasant work to do, have not invented something
which would get rid of this clumsy business of going upstairs by
means of these rude contrivances."
Dick laughed. "My dear friend," said he, "as long as
water has the clumsy habit of running down-hill, I fear we must
humour it by going upstairs when we have our faces turned from
the sea. And really I don't see why you should fall foul of
Maple-Durham lock, which I think a very pretty place."
There was no doubt about the latter assertion, I thought, as I
looked uup at the overhanging boughs of the great trees, with the
sun coming glittering through the leaves, and listened to the
song of the summer blackbirds as it mingled with the sound of the
backwater near us. So not being able to say why I wanted the
locks away—which, indeed, I didn't want at all—I held my
peace. But Walter said:
"You see,guest, this is not an age of inventions. The last
epoch did all that for us, and we are now content to use such of
its inventions as we find handy and leaving those alone which we
don't want. I believe, as a matter of fact, that some time ago (I
can't give you a date) some elaborate machinery was used for the
locks, though people did not go so far as try to make water run
uphill. However it was troublesome, I suppose, and the simple
hatches, and the gates, with a big counterpoising beam, were
found to answer every purpose, and were easily mended
"Besides," said Dick, "this kind of lock is pretty, as
you see; and I can't help thinking that your machine-lock,
winding up like a watch, would have been ugly and would have
spoiled the look of the river: and that is surely reason enough
for keeping such locks as these. Good-bye, old fellow!" said
he to the lock, as he pushed us out through the now open gates by
a vigorous stroke of the boat-hook. "May you live long, and
have your green old age renewed for ever!"
On we went; and the water had the familiar aspect to me of the
days before Pangbourne had been thoroughly de-cockneyfied, as I
have seen it. It (Pangbourne) was distinctly a village
still— It is almost strange what a difference this intelligence made in
my esimate of the country life of that day; for it used to be
said in past times, and on the whole truly, that outside their
daily work country people knew little of the country, and at
least could tell you nothing about it; while here were these
people as eager about all the goings on in the fields and woods
and downs as if they had been Cockneys newly escaped from the
tyranny of bricks and mortar.
I may mention as a detail worth noting that not only did there
seem to be a great many more birds about of the non-predatory
kinds, but their enemies the birds of prey were also commoner.
A kite hung over our heads as we passed Medmenham yesterday;
magpies were quite common in the hedgerow; I saw several
sparrow-hawks, and I think a merlin; and now just as we were
passing the pretty bridge which
Before we parted from these girls we saw two sturdy young men and
a woman putting off from the Berkshire shore, and then Dick
bethought him of a little banter of the girls, and asked them how
it was that there was nobody of the male kind to go with them
across the water, and where their boats were gone to. Said one,
the youngest of the party: "O, they have got the big punt to
lead stone from up the water."
"Who do you mean by `they,' dear child?" said Dick.
Said an older girl, laughing: "You had better go and see them.
Look there," and she pointed north-west, "don't you see the
building going on there?"
"Yes," said Dick, "and I am rather surprised at this
time of the year; why are they not haymaking with you?"
The girls all laughed at this, and before their laugh was over,
the Berkshire boat had run on to the grass and the girls stepped
in lightly, still sniggering, while the newcomers gave us the
sele of the day. But before they were under way again, the tall
girl said: "Excuse us for laughing, dear neighbours, but we
have had some friendly bickering with the builders up yonder, and
as we have no time to tell you the
They all laughed again at that, and waved us a pretty farewell as
the punters set them over toward the other shore, and left us
standing on the bank beside our boat.
"Let us go and see them," said Clara; "that is, if you
are not in a hurry to get to Streatley, Walter?"
"Ok no," said Walteer, "I shall be glad of the excuse to
have a little more of your company."
So we left the boat moored there, and went on up the slow slope
of the hill; but I said to Dick on the way, being somewhat
mystified: "What was all that laughing about? What was the
joke?"
"I can guess pretty well," said Dickk; "some of them up
there have got a piece of work which interests them, and they
won't go to the haymaking, which doesn't matter at all, because
there are plenty of people to do such easy-hard work as that;
only, since haymaking is a regular festival, the neighbours find
it amusing to jeer good-humouredly at them."
"I see," said I, "much as in Dickens's time some young
people were so wrapped up in their work that they wouldn't keep
Christmas."
"Just so," said Dick, "only these people need not be
young either."
"But what did you mean by easy-hard work?" said I.
Quoth Dick: "Did I say that? I mean work that tries the
muscles and hardens them and sends you pleasantly weary to bed,
but which isn't trying in other ways: doesn't harrass you in
short. Such work is always pleasant if you don't overdo it. Only,
mind you, good mowing requires some little skill. I'm a pretty
good mower."
This talk brought us up to the house that was
"O yes, I see," said Dick; "I remember, a beautiful place
for a house: but a starveling of a nineteenth century house
stood there: I am glad they are re-building: it's all stone
too, though it need not have been in this part of the country:
my word, though, they are making a neat job of it: but I wouldn't
have made it all ashlar."
Walter and Clara were already talking to a tall man clad in his
mason's blouse, who looked about forty, but was, I daresay,
older, who had his mallet and chisel in hand; there were at work
in the shed and on the scaffold about half a dozen men and two
women, blouse-clad like the carles, while a very pretty woman who
was not in the work but was dressed in an elegant suit of blue
linen came sauntering up to us with her knitting in her hand.
She welcomed us and said, smiling: "So you are come up from
the water to see the Obstinate Refusers: where are you going
haymaking, neighbours "
"O, right up above Oxford,cq. said Dick; "it is rather a
late country. But what share have you got with the Refusers,
pretty neighbour?"
Said she, with a laugh: "O, I am the lucky one who doesn't
want to work; though sometimes I get it, for I serve as a model
to Mistress Philippa there when she wants one: she is our head
carver; come and see her."
She led us up to the door of the unfinished house, where a rather
little woman was working with mallet and chisel on the wall
nearby. She seemed very intent on what she was doing, and did not
turn round when we came up; but a taller woman, quite a girl she
seemed, who was at work nearby, had already knocked off, and was
standing looking from Clara to
The blue-clad girl laid her hand on the carver's shoulder and
said: "Now, Philippa, if you gobble up your work like that,
you will soon have none to do and what will become of you then?"
The carver turned round hurriedly and showed us the face of a
woman of forty (or so she seemed), and said rather pettishly, but
in a sweet voice:
"Don't talk nonsense, Kate, and don't interrupt me if you can
help it." She stopped short when she saw us, then went on with
the kind of smile of welcome which never failed us. "Thank you
for coming to see us, neighbours; but I am sure that you won't
think me unkind if I go on with my work, especially when I tell
you that I was ill and unable to do anything all throughi April
and May; and this open air and the sun and the work together, and
my feeling well again too, make a mere delight of every hour to
me; and excuse me, I must go on."
She fell to work accordingly on a carving in low relief of
flowers and figures, but talked on amidst her mallet strokes:
"You see, we all think this the prettiest place for a house
up and down these reaches; and the site has been so long
encumbered with an unworthy one, that we masons were determined
to pay off fate and destiny for once, and build the prettiest
house we could compass here—and so—and so—"
Here she lapsed into mere carving, but the tall foreman came up
and said: "Yes, neighbours, that is it: so it is going to be
all ashlar because we want to carve a kind of wreath of flowers
and figures all round it; and we have been much hindered by one
thing or other— Philippa's illness amongst others,—and
though we could have managed our wreath without her—"
"Could you, though?" grumbled the last-named from the face
of the wall.
"Well, at any rate, she is our best carver, and it would not
have been kind to begin the carving without her. So you see,"
said he, looking at Dick and me, "we really couldn't go
haymaking, could we, neighbours? But you see, we are getting on
so fast now with this splendid weather, that I think we may well
spare a week or ten days at wheat-harvest and won't we go at
"Hurrah, for a good brag!" called a voice from the scaffold
above us; "our foreman thinks that an easier job than putting
one stone on another!"
There was a general laugh at this sally, in which the tall forman
joined; and with that we saw a lad bringing out a little table
into the shadow of the stone-shed, which he set down there, and
then going back, came out again with the inevitable big wickered
flask and tall glasses, whereon the foreman led us up to due
seats on blocks of stone, and said:
"Well, neighbours, drink to my brag coming true, or I shall
think you don't believe me! Up there!" said he, hailing the
scaffold, "are you coming down for a glass?" Three of the
workmen came running down the ladder as men with good "building
legs" will do; but the others didn't answer except the joker (if
he must so be called), who called out without turning round:
"Excuse me, neighbours, for not getting down. I must get on:
my work is not superintending, like the gaffer's yonder; but, you
fellows, send us up a glass to drink the haymakers' health."
Of course, Philippa would not turn away from her beloved work;
but the other woman server came; she turned out to be Philippa's
daughter but was a
So we shook hands and turned our backs on the Obstinate Refusers,
went down the slope to our boat, and before we had gone many
steps heard the full tune of tinkling trowels mingle with the
humming of the bees and the singing of the larks above the little
plain of Basildon.
We set Walter ashore on the Berkshire side, amidst all the
beauties of Streatley, and so went our ways into what once would
have been the deeper country under the foot-hills of the White
Horse; and though the contrast between half-cockneyfied and
wholly unsophisticated country existed no longer, a feeling of
exultation rose within me (as it used to do) at sight of the
familiar and still unchanged hills of the Berkshire range.
We stopped at Wallingford for our midday meal; of course, all
signs of squalor and poverty had disappeared from the streets
of the ancient town, and many ugly houses had been taken down and
many pretty new ones built, but I thought it curious, that the
town still looked like the old place I remembered so well; for
indeed it looked like that ought to have looked.
At dinner we fell in with an old, but very bright and
intelligent man, who seemed in a country way to be another
edition of old Hammond. He had an extraordinary detailed
knowledge of the ancient history of the countryside from the time
of Alfred to the days of the Parliamentary Wars, many events of
which, as you may know, were enacted round about Wallingford.
But, what was more interesting to us, he had detailed record of
the period of the change to the present state of things, and told
us a great deal about it, and especially of that exodus of the
people from the town to the country, and the gradual recovery by
the town-bred people on one side, and the country-bred people on
the other, of those arts of life which they had each lost; which
loss, as he told us had at one time gone so far that not only was
it impossible to find a carpenter or a smith in a village or a
small country town, but that people in such places had even
forgotten how to bake bread, and that at Wallingford, for
instance, the bread came down with the newspapers by an early
train from London, worked in some way, the explanation of which I
could not understand. He told us also that the townspeople
who came into the country used to pick up the agricultural arts
by carefully watching the way in which the machines worked,
gathering an idea of handicraft from machinery; because at that
time almost everything was done by elaborate machines used quite
unintelligently by the labourers. On the other hand, the old men
amongst the labourers managed to teach the younger ones gradually
a little artisanship, such as the use of the saw and the plane,
the work of the smithy, and so forth; for once more by that time
it was as much as—or rather, more than— a man could do to
fix an ash pole to a rake by handiwork; so that it would take
a machine worth a thousand pounds, a
This old man, whose name was Henry Morsom, took us, after our
meal and a rest, into a biggish hall which contained a large
collection of articles of manufacture and art from the last days
of the machine period to that day; and he went over them with us,
and explained them with great care. They also were very
interesting, showing the transition from the make-shift work of
the machines (which was at about its worst a little after the
Civil War before told of) into the first years of the new
handicraft period. Of course, there was much overlapping of the
periods: and at first the new handiwork came in very slowly.
"You must remember," said the old antiquary, "that the
handicraft was not the result of what used to be called material necessity:
on the contrary, by that time the machines had been so much improved
that almost all necessary work might have been done by them: and indeed
many people at that time, and before it, used to think that machinery
would entirely supersede handicraft; which certainly, on the face
of it, seemed more than likely. But there was another opinion, far less
logical, prevalent amongst the rich
I did not answer, but thought the more. Dick looked thoughtful, and said:
"Strange, neighbour? Well, I don't know. I
have often heard my old kinsman say the one aim of all people before our
time was to avoid work, or at least they thought it was; so of course
the work which their daily life "True enough," said Morsom. "Anyhow, they soon began to find
out their mistake, and that only slaves and slave-holders could live
solely by setting machines going."
Clara broke in here, flushing a little as she spoke: "Was not their
mistake once more bred of the life
of slavery that they had been living?—a life which was always looking upon
everything, except mankind, animate and inanimate—&onq;nature,&cnq;
as people used to call it—as one thing, and mankind as another.
It was natural to people thinking in this way, that they should try to
make &onq;nature&cnq; their slave, since they thought &onq;nature&cnq;
was something outside them."
"Surely," said Morsom; "and they were puzzled as to what to do,
till they found the feeling against a mechanical life, which had begun before
the Great
"When did this new revolution gather head?" said I.
"In the half-century that followed the Great Change," said Morsom,
"it began to be noteworthy; machine after machine was quietly dropped
under the excuse that machines could not produce works of art, and that
works of art were more and more called for.
Look here," he said, "here are some of the works of that time—rough
and unskilful in handiwork, but solid and showing some sense of pleasure
in the making."
"They are very curious," said I, taking up a piece of pottery from
amongst the specimens which the antiquary was showing us; "not a bit
like the work of either savages or barbarians, and yet with what would
once have been called a hatred of civilisation impressed upon them."
"Yes," said Morsom, "You must not look for delicacy there: in
that period you could only have got that from a man who was practically
a slave. But now, you see," said he, leading me on a little, "we
have learned the trick of handicraft, and have added the utmost refinement
of workmanship to the freedom of fancy and imagination."
I looked, and wondered indeed at the deftness and abundance of beauty
of the work of men who had at
last learned to accept life itself as a pleasure, and the satisfaction
of the common needs of mankind and the
"What is to come after this?"
The old man laughed. "I don't know," said he; "we will meet it
when it comes."
"Meanwhile," quoth Dick, "we have got to meet the rest of
our day's journey; so out into the street and down to the strand! Will
you come a turn with us, neighbour? Our friend is greedy of your stories."
"I will go as far as Oxford with you," said he; "I want a book
or two out of the Bodleian Library. I suppose you will sleep in the old
city?"
"No," said Dick, "we are going higher up; the hay is waiting
us there, you know."
Morsom nodded, and we all went into the street together, and got into
the boat a little above the town bridge. But just as Dick was getting
the sculls into the rowlocks, the bows of another boat came thrusting
through the low arch.
Even at first sight it was a gay little craft indeed—bright green,
and painted over with elegantly drawn flowers. As it cleared the arch,
a figure as bright and gay-clad as the boat rose up in it; a slim girl
dressed in light blue silk that fluttered in the draughty wind of the
bridge. I thought I knew the figure, and sure enough, as she turned her
head to us, and showed her beautiful face, I saw with joy that it was
none other than the fairy godmother from the abundant garden
on Runnymede—Ellen, to wit.
We all stopped to receive her. Dick rose in the boat and cried out a genial
good morrow; I tried to be as genial as Dick, but failed; Clara waved
a delicate hand to her; and Morsom nodded and looked on with interest.
As to Ellen, the beautiful brown of her face was deepened by a flush,
as she brought the gunwale of her boat alongside ours, and said:
"You see, neighbours, I had some doubt if you
"Well," said Dick, "I am sure we are all very glad of
that; although you may be sure that as for Clara and me, we
should have made a point of coming to see you, and of coming the
second time, if we had found you away at first. But, dear
neighbour, there you are alone in the boat, and you have been
sculling pretty hard, I should think, and might find a little
quiet sitting pleasant; so we had better part our company into
two."
"Yes," said Ellen, "I thought you would do that, so I
have brought a rudder for my boat: will you help me to ship it,
please?"
And she went aft in her boat and pushed along our side till she
had brought the stern close to Dick's hand. He knelt down in our
boat and she in hers, and the usual fumbling took place over
hanging the rudder on its hooks; for, as you may imagine, no
change had taken place in the arrangement of such an unimportant
matter as the rudder of a pleasure boat. As the two beautiful
young faces bent over the rudder, they seemed to me to be very
close together, and though it lasted only a moment, a sort of
pang shot through me as I looked on. Clara sat in her place and
did not look round, but presently she said, with just the least
stiffness in her tone:
"How shall we divide? Won't you go into Ellen's boat, Dick,
since, without offence to our guest, you are the better sculler?"
Dick stood up and laid his hand on her shoulder,
"Besides," said I, "I may manage to do a little more
with my sculling than merely keeping the boat from drifting down-stream."
They all laughed at this, as if it had been a very good joke; and
I thought that Ellen's laugh, even amongst the others, was one of
the pleasantest sounds I had ever heard.
To be short, I got into the new-come boat, not a little elated,
and taking the sculls, set to work to show off a little.
For—must I say i?—I felt as if even that happy world were
made happier for my being so near this strange girl; although I
must say that of all persons I had seen in that world renewed,
she was the most unfamiliar to me, the most unlike what I could
have though of. Clara, for instance, beautiful and bright as she
was, was not unlike a We were soon under way and going at a fair pace through the
beautiful reaches of the river, between Bensington and
Dorchester. It was now about the middle of the afternoon, warm
rather than hot, and quite windless; the clouds high up and
light, pearly white, and gleaming, softened by the sun's burning,
but did not hide the pale blue in most places, though they seemed
to give it height and consistency; the sky, in short, looked
really like a vault, as poets have someteimes called it, and not
like mere limitless air, but a vault so vast and full of light
that it did not in any way oppress the spirits. It was the sort
of afternoon that Tennyson must have been thinking about, when he
said of the Lotos-Eaters' land that it was a land where it was
always afternoon.
Ellen leaned back in the stern and seemed to enjoy herself
thoroughly I could see that she was really looking at things and
let nothing escape her, and as I watched her, an uncomfortable
feeling that she had been a little touched by love of the deft,
ready, and handsome Dick, and that she had been constrained to
follow us because of it, faded out of my mind; since if it had
been so, she surely could not have been so excitedly pleased,
even with the beautiful scenes we were passing through. For some
time she did not say much, but at last, as we had passed under
Shillingford Bridge (new built, but somewhat on its old lines),
she bade me hold the boat while she had a good look at the
landscape through the graceful arch. Then she turned about to me
and said:
"I do not know whether to be sorry or glad that this is the
first time that I have been in these reaches. It is true that it
is a great pleasure to see all this for the first time; ;but if I
had had a year or two of memory of it, how sweetly it would all have
I do not suppose she meant a trap for me, but anyhow I fell into
it, and said: "My first visit! It is not my first visit by
many a time. I know these reaches well; indeed, I may say that I
know every yard of the Thames from Hammersmith to Cricklade."
I saw the complications that might follow, as her eyes fixed mine
with a curious look in them, that I had seen before at
Runnymede, when I had said something which made it difficult for
others to understand my present position amongst these people. I
reddened, and said, in order to cover my mistake: "I wonder
you have never been up so high as this, since you live on the
Thames, and moreover row so well that it would be no great labour
to you. Let alone," quoth I, insinuatingly,"that anybody
would be glad to row you."
She laughed, clearly not at my compliment (as I am sure she need
not have done, since it was a very commonplace fact), but at
something which was stirring in her mind; and she still looked at
me kindly, but with the above-said keen look in her eyes, and
then she said:
"Well, perhaps it is strange, though I have a good deal to do
at home, what with looking after my father, and dealing with two
or three young men who have taken a special liking to me, and all
of whom I cannot please at once. But you, dear neighbour; it
seems to me stranger that you should know the upper river, than
that I should not know it; for, as I understand, you have only
been in England a few days. But perhaps you mean that you have
read
"Truly," said I. "Besides, I have not read any books
about the Thames: it was one of the minor stupidities of our time
that no one thought fit to write a decent book about what may
fairly be called our only English river."
The words were no sooner out of my mouth than I saw that I had
made another mistake; and I felt really annoyed with myself, as
I did not want to go into a long explanation just then, or begin
another series of Odyssean lies. Somehow, Ellen seemed to see
this, and she took no advantage of my slip; her piercing look
changed into one of mere frank kindness, and she said:
"Well, anyhow I am glad that I am travelling these waters with
you, since you know our river so well, and I know little of it
past Pangbourne, for you can tell me all I want to know about
it." She paused a minute, and then said: "Yet you must
understand that the part I do know, I know as thoroughly as you
do. I should be sorry for you to think that I am careless of a
thing so beautiful and interesting as the Thames."
She said this quite earnestly, and with an air of affectionate
appeal to me which pleased me very much; but I could see that she
was only keeping her doubts about me for another time.
Presently we came to Day's Lock, where Dick and his two sitters
had waited for us. He would have me go ashore, as if to show me
something which I had never seen before; and nothing loth I
followed him, Ellen by my side, to the well-remembered Dykes, and
the long church beyond them, which was still used for various
purposes by the good folk of Dorchester: where, by the way, the
village guest-house
We stopped again at Abington, which, like Wallingford, was in a
way both old and new to me, since it had been lifted out of its
nineteenth-century degradation, and otherwise was as little
altered as might be.
Sunset was in the sky as we skirted Oxford by Oseney; we stopped
a minute or two hard by the ancient castle to put Henry Morsom
ashore. It was a matter of course that so far as they could be
seen from the river, I missed none of the towers and spires of
that once don-beridden city; but the meadows all round which,
when I had last passed through them, were getting daily more and
more squalid, more and more impressed with the seal of the "stir
and intellectual life of the nineteenth century," were no longer
intellectual, but had once again become as beautiful as they
should be, and the little hill of Hinksey, with two or three very
pretty stone houses new-grown on it (I use the word advisedly;
for they seemed to belong to it) looked down happily on the full
streams and waving grass, grey now, but for the sunset, with its
fast-ripening seeds.
The railway having disappeared, and therewith the various level
bridges over the streams of Thames, we were soon through Medley
Lock and in the wide
I was taken ashore again at Godstow, to see the remains of the
old nunnery, pretty nearly in the same condition as I had
remembered them; and from the high bridge over the cut close by,
I could see, even in the twilight, how beautiful the little
village with its grey stone houses had become; for we had now
come into the stone-country, in which every house must be either
built, walls and roof, of grey stone or be a blot on the
landscape.
We still rowed on after this, Ellen taking the sculls in my boat;
we passed a weir a little higher up, and about three miles beyond
it came by moonlight again to a little town, where we slept at a
house thinly inhabited, as its folk were mostly tented in the
hay-fields.
We started before six o'clock the next morning, as we were still
twenty-five miles from our resting-place, and Dick wanted to be
there before dusk. The journey was pleasant, though to those who
do not know the upper Thames, there is little to say about it.
Ellen and I were once more together in her boat, though Dick, for
fairness' sake, was for having me in his, and letting the two
women scull the green toy. Ellen, however, would not allow this,
but claimed
Clara blushed and looked very happy at all this; for I think up
to this time she had been rather frightened of Ellen. As for me I
felt young again, and strange hopes of my youth were mingling
with the pleasure of the present; almost destroying it, and
quickening it into something like pain.
As we passed through the short and winding reaches of the now
quickly lessening stream, Ellen said: "How pleasant this
little river is to me, who am used to a great wide wash of water;
it almost seems as if we shall have to stop at every reach-end. I
expect before I get home this evening I shall have realised what
a little country England is, since we can so soon get to the end
of its biggest river."
"It is not big," said I, "but it is pretty."
"Yes," she said, "and don't you find it difficult to
imagine the times when this pretty country was treated by its
folk as if it had been an ugly characterless waste, with no
delicate beauty to be guarded, with no heed taken of the ever
fresh pleasure of the recurring seasons, and changeful weather,
and diverse quality of the soil, and so forth? How could people
be so cruel to themselves?"
"And to each other," said I. Then a sudden resolution took
hold of me, and I said: "Dear neighbour, I may as well tell
you at once that I find it easier to imagine all that ugly past
than you do, because I myself have been part of it. I see both
that you have divined something of this in me; and also
She was silent a little, and then she said: "My friend, you
have guessed right about me; and to tell you the truth I have
followed you up from Runnymede in order that I might ask you many
questions, and because I saw that you were not one of us; and
that interested and pleased me, and I wanted to make you as
happy as you could be. To say the truth, there was a risk in
it," said she, blushing—"I mean as to Dick and Clara;
for I must tell you, since we are going to be such close friends,
that even amongst us, where there are so many beautiful women, I
have often troubled men's minds disastrously. That is one reason
why I was living alone with my father in the cottage at
Runnymede. But it did not answer on that score; for of course
people came there, as the place is not a desert, and they seemed
to find me all the more interesting for living alone like that,
and fell to making stories of me to themselves—like I know you
did, my friend. Well, let that pass. This evening, or to-morrow
morning, I shall make a proposal to you to do something which
would please me very much, and I think would not hurt you."
I broke in eagerly, saying that I would do anything in the world
for her; for indeed, in spite of my years and the too obvious
signs of them (though that feeling of renewed youth was not a
mere passing sensation, I think)—in spite of my years, I say,
I felt altogether too happy in the company of this delightful
girl, and was prepared to take her confidences for more than
they meant perhaps.
She laughed now, but looked very kindly on me. "Well," she
said, "meantime for the present we will let it be; for I must
look at this new country that we are passing through. See how the
river has
I told her the name of it, as I slowed off to put the ferry-chain
over our heads; and on we went passing by a bank clad with oak
trees on our left hand, till the stream narrowed again and
deepened and we rowed on between walls of tall reeds, whose
population of reed sparrows and warblers were delighfully
restless, twittering and chuckling as the wash of the boats
stirred the reeds from the water upward in the still, hot
morning.
She smiled with pleasure, and her lazy enjoyment of the new scene
seemed to bring out her beauty doubly as she leaned back amidst
the cushions, though she was far from languid; her idleness being
the idleness of a person, strong and well-knit both in body and
mind deliberately resting.
"Look!" she said, springing up suddenly from her place
without any obvious effort, and balancing herself with exquisite
grace and ease; "look at the beautiful old bridge ahead!"
"I need scarcely look at that," said I, not turning my head
away from her beauty. "I know what it is; though"(with a
smile) "we used to call it the Old Bridge time agone."
She looked on me kindly, and said, "How well we get on now you
are no longer on your guard against me!"
And she stood looking thoughtfully at me still, till she had to
sit down as we passed under the middle one of the row of little
pointed arches of the oldest bridge across the Thames.
"O the beautiful fields!" she said; "I had no idea of
the charm of a very small river like this. The smallness of the
scale of everything, the short
I looked at her delightedly; for her voice, saying the very thing
that I was thinking, was like a caress to me. She caught my eye
and her cheeks reddened under their tan, and she said simply:
"I must tell you, my friend, that when my father leaves the
Thames this summer he will take me away to a place near the Roman
wall in Cumberland; so that this voyage of mine is farewell to
the south; of course with my goodwill in a way; and yet I am
sorry for it. I hadn't the heart to tell Dick yesterday that we
were as good as gone from the Thames-side; but somehow to you I
must needs tell it."
She stopped and seemed very thoughtful for a wile, and then said,
smiling:
"I must say that I don't like moving about from one home to
another; one gets so pleasantly used to all the detail of the
life about one; it fits so harmoniously and happily into one's
own life, that beginning again, even in a small way, is a kind of
pain. But I daresay in the country which you come from, you would
think this petty and unadventurous and would think the worse of
me for it."
She smiled at me caressingly as she spoke, and I made haste to
answer: "O no, indeed; again you echo my very thoughts. But I
hardly expected to hear you speak so. I gathered from all I have
heard that there was a great deal of changing of abode amongst
you in this country."
"Well," she said, "of course people are free to move
about; but except for pleasure-parties, especially in harvest and
hay-time, like this of ours, I don't think they do so much. I
admit that I also have
"I should have plenty to think of," said I.
Presently at a place where the river flowed round a headland of
the meadows, we stopped a while for rest and victuals, and
settled ourselves on a beautiful bank which almost reached the
dignity of a hill-side: the wide meadows spread before us, and
already the scythe was busy amidst the hay. One change I noticed
amidst the quiet beauty of the fields—to wit, that they were
planted with trees here and there, often fruit-trees, and that
there was none of the niggardly begrudging of space to a handsome
tree which I remembered too well; and though the willows were
often polled (or shrowded, as they call it in the countryside),
this was done with some regard to beauty: I mean that there was
no polling of rows on rows so as to destroy the pleasantness of
half a mile of country, but a thoughtful sequence in the cutting,
that prevented a sudden bareness anywhere. To be short, the
fields were everywhere treated as a garden made for the pleasure
as well as the livelihood of all, as old Hammond told me ws the
case.
On this bank or bent of the hill, then, we had our midday meal;
somewhat early for dinner, if that mattered, but we had been
stirring early: the slender stream of the Thames winding below us
between the garden of a country I have been telling of; a furlong
As we sat looking down on all this in the sweet June day, rather
happy than merry, Ellen, who sat next me, her hand clasped about
one knee, leaned sideways to me, and said in a low voice which
Dick and Clara might have noted if they had not been busy in
happy wordless love-making: "Friend, in your country were the
houses of your field-labourers anything like that?"
I said: "Well, at any rate the houses of our rich men were
not; they were mere blots upon the face of the land."
"I find that hard to understand," she said. "I can see
why the workmen, who were so oppressed, should not have been able
to live in beautiful houses; for it takes time and leisure, and
minds not over-burdened with care, to make beautiful dwellings;
and I quite understand that these poor people were not allowed to
live in such a way as to have these (to us) necessary good
things. But why the rich men who had the time and the leisure and
the materials for
"Vulgar," said I. "We used to say," said I, "that
the ugliness and vulgarity of the rich men's dwellings was a
necessary reflection from the sordidness and bareness of life
which they forced upon the poor people."
She knit her brows as in thought; then turned a brightened face
on me, as if she had caught the idea, and said: "Yes, friend,
I see what you mean. We have sometimes—those of us who look
into these things—talked this very matter over; because, to
say the truth, we have plenty of record of the so-called arts of
the time before Equality of Life; and there are not wanting
people who say that the state of that society was not the cause
of all that ugliness; that they were ugly in their life because
they liked to be, and could have had beautiful things about them
if they had chosen; just as a man or a body of men now may, if
they please, make things more or less beautiful— Stop! I know
what you are going to say."
"Do you?"said I, smiling, yet with a beating heart.
"Yes," she said; "you are answering me, teaching me, in
some way or another, although you have not spoken the words
aloud. You are going to say that in times of inequality it was an
essential condition of the life of these rich men that they should
not themselves
"Yes, yes," I said, looking at her eagerly; for she had
risen and was standing on the edge of the bent, the light wind
stirring her dainty raiment, one hand laid on her bosom, the
other arm stretched downward and clenched in her earnestness.
"It is true," she said, "it is true! We have proved it
is true!"
I think amidst my—something more than interest in her, and
admiration for her, I was beginning to wonder how it would all
end. I had a glimmering of fear of what might follow; of anxiety
as to the remedy which this new age might offer for the missing
of something one might set one's heart on. But now Dick rose to
his feet and cried out in his hearty manner: "Neighbour Ellen,
are you quarreling with the guest, or are you worrying him to
tell you things which he cannot properly explain to your
ignorance?"
"Neither, dear neighbour," she said. "I was so far from
quarreling with him that I think I have been making him good
friends both with himself and me. Is that so, dear guest?" she
said, looking down at me with a delightful smile of confidence in
being understood.
"Indeed it is," said I.
"Well, moreover," she said, "I must say for him that he
has explained himself to me very well indeed, so that I quite
understand him."
"All right," quoth Dick. "When I first set eyes
And therewith he took Clara's hand, and led her down the bent.
But Ellen stood thoughtfully looking down for a little, and as I
took her hand to follow Dick, she turned round to me and said:
"You might tell me a great deal and make many things clear to
me, if you would."
"Yes," said I, "I am pretty well fit for that,—and
for nothing else—an old man like me."
She did not notice the bitterness which, whether I liked it or
not, was in my voice as I spoke, but went on: "It is not so
much for myself; I should be quite content to dream about past
times, and if I could not idealise them, yet at least idealise
some of the people who lived in them. But I think sometimes
people are too careless of the history of the past—too apt to
leave it in the hands of old learned men like Hammond. Who knows?
happy as we are, times may alter; we may be bitten with some
impulse towards change, and many things may seem too wonderful
for us to resist, too exciting not to catch at, if we do not know
that they are but phases of what has been before; and withal
ruinous deceitful, and sordid."
As we went slowly down toward the boats she said again: "Not
for myself alone, dear friend; I shall have children; perhaps
before the end a good many;—I hope so. And though of course I
cannot force any special kind of knowledge upon them, yet, my
friend, I cannot help but thinking that just as they might be
like me in body, so I might impress upon them
Of one thing I was sure, that her beauty and kindness and
eagerness combined, forced me to think as she did, when she was
not earnestly laying herself open to receive my thoughts. I said,
what at the time was true, that I thought it most important; and
presently stood entranced by the wonder of her grace as she
stepped into the light boat and held out her hand to me. And so
on we went up the Thames still—or whither?
On we went. In spite of my new-born excitement about Ellen, and
my gathering fear of where it would land me I could not help
taking abundant interest in the condition of the river and its
banks; all the more as she never seemed weary of the changing
picture, but looked at every yard of flowery bank and gurgling
eddy with the same affectionate interest which I myself once had
so fully, as I used to think, and perhaps had not altogether lost
even in this strangely changed society with all its wonders.
Ellen seemed delighted with my pleasure at this, that, or the
other piece of carefulness in dealing with the river: the nursing
of pretty corners; the ingenuity in dealing with difficulties of
water-engineering so that the most obviously useful works looked
beautiful and natural also. All this, I say, pleased me hugely,
and she was pleased at my pleasure—but rather puzzled too.
"You seem astonished," she said, just after we had passed a
mill* which spanned all the stream save the waterway for traffic,
but which was as beautiful in its way as a Gothic
cathedral—"you seem astonished at this being so pleasant to
look at."
"Yes," I said, "in a way I am; though I don't see why it
should not be."
"Ah!" she said, looking at me admiringly, yet with a
lurking smile in her face, "you know all about the history of
the past. Were they not always careful about this little stream
which now adds so much pleasantness to the countryside? It would
always be easy to manage this little river. Ah! I forgot,
though," she said, as her eye caught mine, "in the days we
are thinking of pleasure was wholly neglected in such matters.
But how did they manage the river in the days that
you—" Lived in was what she was going to say; but
correcting herself, said: "in the days of which you have
record?"
"They Ellen laughed heartily. "Well,", she said, "that is not
stated clearly enough in our history-books, and it is worth
knowing. But certainly the people of those days must have been a
curiously lazy set. We are not either fidgety or quarrelsome now,
but if any one tried such a piece of folly on us, we should use
the said waterways, whoever gainsayed us: surely that would be
simple enough. However, I remember other cases of this stupidity:
when I was on the Rhine two years ago, I remember they showed us
ruins of old castles, which, according to what we heard, must
have been made for pretty much the same purpose as the railways
were. But I am interrupting your history of the river: pray go
on."
"It is both short and stupid enough," said I. "The river
having lost its practical or commercial value—that is being of
no use to make money of—"
She nodded. "I understand what that queer phrase means,"
said she. "Go on!"
"Well, it was utterly neglected till at last it became a
nuisance—"
"Yes," quoth Ellen, "I understand: like the railways and
the robber baron knights. Yes?"
"So then they turned the makeshift business on to it, and
handed it over to a body up in London, who from time to time, in
order to show that they had something to do, did some damage here
and there,—cut down trees, destroying the banks thereby;
dredged the river (where it was not needed always), and threw the
dredglings on the fields so as to spoil them; and so forth. But
for the most part they practised `masterly inactivity,' as it was
then called—that is, they drew their salaries, and let things
alone."
"Drew their salaries," she said. "I know that means that
they were allowed to take an extra lot of other people's goods
for doing nothing. And if that had been all, it really might have
been worth while to let them do so, if you couldn't find any
other way of keeping them quiet; but it seems to me that being so
paid, they could not help doing something, and that something was
bound to be mischief,—because," said she, kindling with
sudden anger, "the whole business was founded on lies and
false pretensions. I don't mean only those river-guardians, but
all those master-people I have read of."
"Yes,"said I, "how happy you are to have got out of the
parsimony of oppression!"
"Why do you sigh?" she said, kindly and somewhat anxiously.
"You seem to think that it will not last?"
"It will last for you," quoth I.
"But why not for you?" said she. "Surely it is for all
the world; and if your country is somewhat backward, it will come
into line before long. Or," she said quickly, "are you
thinking that you must soon go back again? I will make my
proposal which I told you of at once, and so perhaps put an end
to your anxiety. I was going to propose that you should live with
us where we are going. I feel quite old friends with you, and
should be sorry to lose you." Then she smiled on me, and
said: "Do you know, I begin to suspect you of wanting to nurse
a sham sorrow, like the ridiculous characters in some of those
queer old novels that I have come across now and then."
I really had almost begun to suspect it myself, but I refused to
admit so much; so I sighed no more but fell to giving my
delightful companion what little pieces of history I knew about
the river and its
At last we were passing through a reach of the river where on the
side of the towing-path was a highish bank with a thick
whispering bed of reeds before it, and on the other side a higher
bank, clothed with willows that dipped into the stream and
crowned by ancient elm-trees, we saw bright figures coming along
close to the bank, as if they were looking for something; as,
indeed, they were, and we—that is, Dick and his
company—were what they were looking for. Dick lay on his oars,
and we followed his example. He gave a joyous shout to the people
on the bank, which was echoed back from it in many voices, deep
and sweetly shrill; for there were above a dozen persons, both
men, women, and children. A tall handsome woman, with black wavy
hair and deep-set grey eyes, came forward on the bank and waved
her hand gracefully to us, and said:
"Dick, my friend, we have almost had to wait for you? What
excuse have you to make for your
"O," said Dick, with an almost imperceptible jerk of his
head toward our boat, "we didn;t want to come too quickly up
the water; there is so much to see for those who have not been
up here before."
"True, true," said the stately lady, for stately is the
word that must be used for her; "and we want them to get to
know the wet way from the east thoroughly well, since they must
often use it now. But come ashore at once, Dick, and you, dear
neighbours; there is a break in the reeds and a good landing-place
just round the corner. We can carry up your things, or send
some of the lads after them."
"No, no," said Dick; "it is easier going by water,
though it is but a step. Besides, I want to bring my friend here
to the proper place. We will go on to the Ford; and you can talk
to us from the bank as we paddle along."
He pulled his sculls through the water, and on we went, turning a
sharp angle and going north a little. Presently we saw before us
a bank of elm-trees, which told us of a house amidst them, though
looked in vain for the grey walls that I expected to see there.
As we went, the folk on the bank talked indeed, mingling their
kind voices with the cuckoo's song, the sweet strong whistle of
the blackbirds and the ceaseless note of the corn-crake as he
crept through the long grass of the mowing-field; whence came
the waves of fragrance from the flowering clover amidst of the
ripe grass.
In a few minutes we had passed through a deep eddying pool into
the sharpstream that ran from the ford, and beached our craft on
a tiny strand of limestone-gravel, and stepped ashore into the
arms of our up-river friend, our journey done.
I disentangled myself from the merry throng, and mounting on the
cart-road that ran along the river some feet above the water, I
looked round about me. The river came down through a wide meadow
on my left, which was grey now with the ripened seeding grasses;
the gleaming water was lost presently by a turn of the bank, but
over the meadow I could see the mingled gables of a building
where I knew the lock must be, and which now seemed to combine a
mill with it. A low wooded ridge bounded the river-plain to the
south and south-east, whence we had come, and a few low houses
lay about its feet and up its slope. I turned a little to my
right, and through the hawthorn sprays and long shoots of the
wild roses could see the flat country spreading out far away
under the sun of the calm evening, till something that might be
called hills with a look of sheep-pastures about them bounded it
with a soft blue line. Before me, the elm-boughs still hid most
of what houses there might be in this river-side dwelling of men;
but to the right of the cart-road a few grey buildings of the
simplest kind showed here and there.
There I stood in a dreamy mood, and rubbed my eyes as if I were
not wholly awake, and half expected to see the gay-clad company
of beautiful men and women change to two or three spindle-legged
back-bowed men and haggard, hollow-eyed, ill-favoured women, who
once wore down the soil of this land with their heavy hopeless
feet, from day to day, and season to season, and year to year.
But no change came as yet, and my heart swelled with joy as I
thought of all the beautiful grey villages, from the river to the
plain to the uplands, which I could picture to myself so well,
all peopled now with this happy and lovely folk, who had cast
away riches and attained to wealth.
As I stood there Ellen detached herself from our happy friends
who still stood on the little strand and came up to me. She took
me by the hand, and said softly, "Take me on to the house at
once; we need not wait for the others: I had rather not."
I had a mind to say that I did not know the way thither, and that
the river-side dwellers should lead; but almost without my will
my feet moved on along the road they knew. The raised way led us
into a little field bounded by a backwater of the river on one
side; on the right hand we could see a cluster of small houses
and barns, new and old, and before us a grey stone barn and a
wall partly overgrown with ivy, over which a few grey gables
showed. The village road ended in the shallow of the aforesaid
backwater. We crossed the road, and again almost without my will
my hand raised the latch of a door in the wall, and we stood
presently on a stone path which led up to the old house to which
fate in the shape of Dick had so strangely brought me in this new
world of men. My companion gave a sigh of pleased surprise and
enjoyment; nor did I wonder, for the garden between the wall and
the house was redolent of the June flowers, and the roses were
rolling over one another with that delicious super-abundance of
small well-tended gardens which at first sight takes away all
thought from the beholder save that of beauty. The blackbirds
were singing their loudest, the doves were cooing on the roof-ridge,
the rooks in the high elms-trees beyond were garrulous
among the young leaves, and the swifts
Once again Ellen echoed my thoughts as she said: "Yes, friend,
this is what I came out for to see; this many-gabled old house
built by the simplest of country-folk of the long-past times,
regardless of all the turmoil that was going on in cities and
courts, is lovely still amidst all the beauty which these latter
days have created; and I do not wonder at our friends tending it
carefully and making much of it. It seems to me as if it had
waited for these happy days, and held in it the gathered crumbs
of happiness of the confused and turbulent past."
She led me up close to the house, and laid her shapely sun-browned
hand and arm on the lichened wall as if to embrace it and
cried out, "O me! O me! How I love the earth, and the seasons,
and weather, and all things that deal with it, and all that grows
out of it,—as this has done!"
I could not answer her, or say a word. Her exultation and
pleasure were so keen and exquisite, and her beauty, so delicate,
yet so interfused with energy, expressed it so fully, that any
added word would have been commonplace and futile. I dreaded lest
the others should come in suddenly and break the spell she had
cast about me; but we stood there a while by the corner of the
big gable of the house, and no one came. I heard the merry voices
some way off presently, and knew that they were going along the
river to the great meadow on the other side of the house and
garden.
We drew back a little, and looked up at the house: the door and
the windows were open to the fragrant sun-cured air; from the
upper window-sills hung
"Come in," said Ellen. "I hope nothing will spoil it
inside; but I don't think it will. Come! we must go back
presently to the others. They have gone on to the tents pitched
for the haymakers—the house would not hold a tithe of the
folk, I am sure."
She led me to the door, murmuring little above her breath as she
did so, "The earth and the growth of it and the life of it! If
I could but say or show how I love it!"
We went in, and found no soul in any room as we wandered from
room to room,—from the rose-covered porch to the strange and
quaint garrets amongst the great timbers of the roof, where of
old time the tillers and herdsmen of the manor slept, but which
a-nights seemed now, by the small size of the beds, and the
litter of useless and disregarded matters—bunches of drying
flowers, feathers of birds, shells of starlings' eggs, caddis
worms in mugs, and the like—seemed to be inhabited for the
time by children.
Everywhere there was but little furniture, and that only the most
necessary, and of the simplest forms. The extravagant love of
ornament which I had noted in this people elsewhere seemed here
to have given place to the feeling that the house itself and its
associations was the ornament of the country life amidst which it
had been left stranded from old times, and that to re-ornament it
would but take away its use as a piece of natural beauty.
We sat down at last in a room over the wall which Ellen had
caressed, and which was still hung with old tapestry, originally
of no artistic value, but now faded into pleasant grey tones
which harmonised thoroughly well with the quiet of the place, and
which would have
I asked a few random questions of Ellen as we sat there, but
scarcely listened to her answers and presently became silent,
and then scarce conscious of anything, but that I was there in
that old room, the doves crooning from the roofs of the barn and
dovecot beyond the window opposite to me.
My thought returned to me after what I think was but a minute or
two, but which, as in a vivid dream, seemed as if it had lasted a
long time, when I saw Ellen sitting, looking all the fuller of
life and pleasure and desire from the contrast with the grey
faded tapestry with its futile design, which was now only
bearable because it had grown so faint and feeble.
She looked at me kindly, but as if she read me through and
through. She said:"You have begun again your never-ending
contrast between the past and this present. Is that not so?"
"True," said I. "I was thinking of what you, with your
capacity and intelligence, joined to your love of pleasure, and
your impatience of unreasonable restraint—of what you would
have been in that past. And even now, when all is won and has
been for a long time, my heart is sickened with thinking of all
the waste of life that has gone on for so many years!"
"So many centuries," she said, "so many ages!"
"True," I said; "too true," and sat silent again.
She rose up and said: "Come, I must not let you go off into a
dream again so soon. If we must lose you, I want you to see all
that you can see first before you go back again."
"Lose me?" I said—"go back again? Am I not to go up to
the North with you? What do you mean?"
She smiled somewhat sadly, and said: "Not yet;
I said falteringly: "I was saying to myself, The past, the
present? Should she not have said the contrast of the present
with the future: of blind despair with hope?"
"I knew it," she said. Then she caught my hand and said
excitedly, "Come while there is yet time! Come!" and she
led me out of the room; and as we were going downstairs and out
of the house into the garden by a little side door which opened
out of a curious lobby, she said in a calm voice, as if she wished
me to forget her sudden nervousness: "Come! we ought to join
the others before they come in here looking for us. And let me
tell you, my friend, that I can see you are too apt to fall into
dreamy musing: no doubt because you are not yet used to our life
of repose amidst of energy; of work which is pleasure and
pleasure which is work."
She paused a little, and as we came out into the lovely garden
again, she said: "My friend, you were saying that you wondered
what I should have been if I had lived in those past days of
turmoil and oppression. Well, I think I have studied the history
of them to know pretty well. I should have been one of the poor,
for my father when he was working was a mere tiller of the soil.
Well, I could not have borne that; therefore my beauty and
cleverness and brightness" (she spoke with no blush or simper
of false shame) "would have been sold to rich men, and my life
would have been wasted indeed; for I know enough of that to know
that I should have had no choice, no power of will over my life;
and that I should never have bought pleasure from the rich men,
or even opportunity of action, whereby I might have won some true
excitement. I should have wrecked and wasted in
"Indeed it is," said I.
She was going to say something else, when a little gate in the
fence, which led into a small elm-shaded field, was opened, and
Dick came with hasty cheerfulness up the garden path, and was
presently standing between us, a hand laid on the shoulder of
each. He said: "Well, neighbours, I thought you two would like
to see the old house quietly without a crowd in it. Isn't it a
jewel of a house after its kind? Well, come along, for it is
getting towards dinner-time. Perhaps you, guest, would like a
swim before we sit down to what I fancy will be a pretty long
feast?"
"Yes," I said, "I should like that."
"Well, good-bye for the present, neighbour Ellen," said
Dick. "Here comes Clara to take care of you, as I fancy she is
more at home amongst our friends here."
Clara came out of the fields as he spoke; and with one look at
Ellen I turned and went with Dick, doubting, if I must say the
truth whether I should see her again.
Dick brought me at once into the little field which, as I had
seen from the garden, was covered with gaily-coloured tents
arranged in orderly lanes, about which were sitting and lying in
the grass some fifty or sixty men, women, and children, all of
them in the height of good temper and enjoyment—with their
holiday mood on, so to say.
"You are thinking that we don't make a great show
"Now we are in a fit mood for dinner," said Dick, when we
had dressed and were going through the grass again; "and
certainly of all the cheerful meals in the year, this one of
haysel is the cheerfullest; not even excepting the corn-harvest
feast; for then the year is beginning to fail, and one cannot
help having a feeling behind all the gaiety, of the coming of the
dark days, and the shorn fields and empty gardens; and the spring
is almost too far off to look forward to. It is, then, in the
autumn, when one almost believes in death."
"How strangely you talk," said I, "of such a constantly
recurring and consequently commonplace matter as the sequence of
the seasons." And indeed these people were like children
about such things, and had what seemed to me a quite exaggerated
interest in the weather, a fine day, a dark night, or a
brilliant one, and the like.
"Strangely?" said he. "Is it strange to sympathise with
the year and its gains and losses?"
"At any rate," said I, "if you look upon the course of
the year as a beautiful and interesting drama, which is what I
think you do, you should be as much pleased and interested with
the winter and its trouble and pain as with this wonderful summer
luxury."
"And am I not?" said Dick, rather warmly; "only I can't
look upon it as if I were sitting in a theatre seeing the play
going on before me, myself taking no part of it. It is
difficult," said he, smiling good-humouredly, "for a non-literary
man like me to explain myself properly, like that dear
girl Ellen would; but I mean that I am part of it all, and feel
the pain was well as the pleasure in my own person. It is not
done for me by somebody else, merely that I may eat and drink and
sleep; but I myself do my share of it."
In his way also, as Ellen in hers, I could see that Dick had that
passionate love of the earth which was common to but few people
at least, in the days I knew; in which the prevailing feeling
amongst intellectual persons was a kind of sour distaste for the
changing drama of the year, for the life of earth and its
dealings with men. Indeed, in those days it was thought poetic
and imaginative to look upon life as a thing to be borne, rather
than enjoyed.
So I mused till Dick's laugh brought me back into
"All right," said I; "I don't." Yet I did feel
somewhat uneasy at his words, after all.
We crossed the causeway this time, and did not turn back to the
house, but went along a path beside a field of wheat now almost
ready to blossom. I said: "We do not dine in the house or
garden, then? for I can see that the houses are mostly very
small."
"Yes," said Dick, "you are right, they are small in this
countryside: there are so many good old houses left, that people
dwell a good deal in such small detached houses. As to our dinner,
we are going to have our feast in the church. I wish, for your
sake, it were as big and handsome as that of the old Roman town
to the west, or the forest town to the north;* but, however, it
will hold us all; and though it is a little thing, it is
beautiful in its way."
This was somewhat new to me, this dinner in a church, and I
thought of the church-ales of the Middle Ages; but I said
nothing, and presently we came out into the road which ran
through the village. Dick looked up and down it, and seeing only
two straggling groups before us, said: "It seems as if we must
be somewhat late; they are all gone on; and they will be sure to
make a point of waiting for you, as the guest of guests, since
you come from so far."
He hastened as he spoke, and I kept up with him, and presently we
came to a little avenue of lime-trees which led us straight to
the church porch, from whose open door came the sound of cheerful
voices and laughter, and varied merriment.
"Yes," said Dick, "it's the coolest place for one thing,
this hot evening. Come along; they will ge glad to see you."
Indeed, inspite of my bath, I felt the weather more sultry and
oppressive than on any day of our journey yet.
We went into the church, which was a simple little building with
one little aisle divided from the nave by three rounded arches, a
chancel, and a rather roomy transept for so small a building, the
windows mostly of the graceful Oxfordshire fourteenth-century
type. There was no modern architectural decoration in it; it
looked, indeed, as if none had been attempted since the Puritans
whitewashed the mediaeval saints and histories on the wall. It
was, however, gaily dressed up for this latter-day festival, with
festoons of flowers from arch to arch and great pitchers of
flowers standing about on the floor; while under the west windoe
hung two cross scythes, their blades polished white, and gleaming
from out of the flowers that wreathed them. But its best ornament
was the crowd of handsome, happy-looking men and women that were
set down to table, and who, with their bright faces and rich hair
over their gay holiday raiment, looked, as the Persian poet puts
it, like a bed of tulips in the sun. Though the church was a
small one, there was plenty of room; for a small church makes a
biggish house; and on this evening there was no need to set cross
tables along the transepts; though doubtless these would be
wanted next day, when the learned men of whom
I stood on the threshold with the expectant smile on my face of a
man who is going to take part in a festivity which he is really
prepared to enjoy. Dick, standing by me, was looking round the
company with an air of proprietorship in them, I thought.
Opposite me sat Clara and Ellen, with Dick's place open between
them: they were smiling, but their beautiful faces were each
turned towards the neighbours on either side, who were talking to
them, and they did not seem to see me. I turned to Dick,
expecting him to lead me forward, and he turned his face to me;
but strange to say, though it was as smiling and cheerful as
ever, it made no response to my glance—nay, he seemed to take
no heed at all of my presence, and I noticed that none of the
company looked at me. A pang shot through me, as of some disaster
long expected and suddenly realised. Dick moved on a little
without a word to me. I was not three yards from the two women
who, though they had been my companions for such a short time,
had really, as I thought, become my friends. Clara's face was
turned full upon me now, but she also did not seem to see me,
though I know I was trying to catch her eye with an appealing
look. I turned to Ellen, and she I felt lonely and sick at heart past the power of words to
describe. I hung about a minute longer, and then turned and went
out of the porch again and through the lime-avenue into the road
while blackbirds sang their strongest from the bushes about me in
the hot June evening.
Once more without any conscious effort of will I set my face
toward the old house by the ford, but as I turned round the
corner which led to the remains of the village cross, I came upon
a figure strangely contrasting with the joyous, beautiful people
I had left behind in the church. It was a man who looked old,
but whom I knew from habit, now half-forgotten, was really not
much more than fifty. His face was rugged, and grimed rather than
dirty; his eyes dull and bleared; his body bent, his calves thin
and spindly, his feet dragging and limping. His clothing was a
mixture of dirt and rags long over-familiar to me. As I passed
him he touched his hat with some real goodwill and courtesy, and
much servility.
Inexpressibly shocked, I hurried past him and hastened along the
road that led to the river and the lower end of the village; but
suddenly I saw as it were a black cloud rolling along to meet me,
like a nightmare of my childish days; and for a while I was
conscious of nothing else than being in the dark, and whether I
was walking, or sitting, or lying down, I could not tell.
I lay in my bed in my house at dingy Hammersmith thinking about
it all; and trying to consider if I was overwhelmed with despair
at finding I had been dreaming a dream; and strange to say, I
found that I was not so despairing.
Or indeed All along, though those friends were so real to me, I had been
feeling as if I had no business amongst them: as though the time
would come when they
Yes, surely! and if others can see it as I have seen it, then it
may be called a vision rather than a dream.
THE END
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News From Nowhere was published in 1918
A Morning Bath
are for. Where there are salmon, there are likely to be
salmon-nets, Tay or Thames; but of course they are not always in
use; we don't want salmon every day ot the season."
isa pretty bridge,
isn't it? Even the up-stream bridges, which are so much smaller,
are scarcely daintier, and the down-stream ones are scarcely more
dignified and stately."
is a waterman , and is considering what he may venture to
take. he seems such a nice fellow that I'm sure I don't grudge
him a little overpayment. I wonder, by the way, whether I
couldn't hire him as a guide for a day or two, since he is so
intelligent.
business, which I would
do for anybody; so to take gifts in connection with it would
look very queer. Besides, if one person gave me something, then
another might, and another, and so on; and I hope you won't think
me rude if I say that I shouldn't know where to stow away so many
mementos of friendship."
are a stranger,
and must come from a place very unlike England. But it also is
clear that it won't do to overdose you with information about
this place, and that you had best suck it in little by little.
Further, I should take it as very kind in you if you would allow
me to be the showman of our new world to you, since you have
stumbled on me first. Though indeed it will be a mere kindness on
your part, for almost anybody would make as good a guide, and
many much better."
The Guest House And Breakfast Therein
all the blackbirds; however, there are a few about as good
as you will get them anywhere in Hammersmith this morning."
Guests and neighbours, on the site of this
Guest-hall once stood the lecture-room of the
Hammersmith Socialists. Drink a glass to
the memory! May1962."
naiveté that the
merriment flitted all over their faces, though for courtes y's
sake thay forbore actual laughter; while I looked from one to the
other in a puzzled manner, and at last said:
did laugh, and I joined them again, for the
above-stated reasons. But at last the pretty woman said
coaxingly:
is rude, poor fellow! but
you see I may as well tell you what he is thinking about; he
means that you look rather old for your age. But surely there need be
no wonder in that, since you have been travelling; and clearly
from all you have been saying, in unsocial countries. It has
often been said, and no doubt truly that one ages very quickly
if one lives amongst unhappy people. Also they say that southern
England is a good place for keeping good looks." She blushed
and said:"How old am I, do you think?"
could use his
hands. But, Dick, old fellow, Ne quid nimis! Don't overdo
it!"
my questions after his
own have been answered."
A Market By The Way
Children On The Road
not know, in spite of his
assumptions, that I thought it better to hold my tongue.
educare, to lead
out; and I have heard it used; but I have never met anybody who
could give me a clear explanation of what it means."
will take to books
very early; which perhaps is not good for them; but it's no use
thwarting them; and very often it doesn't last long with them,
and they find their level before they are twenty years old. You
see, children are mostly goven to imitating their elders, and
when they see most people about them engaged in genuinely amusing
work, like house-building and street-paving, and gardening and the
like, that is what they want to be doing; so I don't think we need
fear having too many book-learned men."
very queer talk that I was on the
point of asking him another question; when just as we came to
the top of a rising ground, down a long glade of the wood on my
right I caught sight of a stately building whose outline was
familiar to me, and I cried out, "Westminster Abbey!"
wedone with it?"said he; "nothing
much, save clean it. But you know the whole outside was spoiled
centuries ago: as to the inside, that remains in its beauty after
the great clearance, which took place over a hundred years ago,
of the beastly monuments to fools and knaves, which once blocked
it up, as great-grandfather says."
within doors is to me so delightful
that if I were driven to it I would almost sacrifice out-door
space to it. Then, of course, there is the ornament, which, as
we must all allow, may easily be overdone in mere living houses,
but can hardly be in mote-halls and markets, and so forth. I must
tell you, though, that my great-grandfather sometimes tells me I
am a little cracked on this subject of fine building; and indeed
I do think that the energies of mankind are chiefly of use
to them for such work; for in that direction I can see no end to
the work, while in many others a limit does seem possible."
A Little Shopping
not feel it my duty to set myself up for a
scarecrow amidst this beauty-loving people but I saw I had got
across some ineradicable prejudice, and that it wouldn't do to
quarrel with my new friend. So I merely said "O certainly,
certainly."
all their time, because they were fit for so little.
Indeed, I believe that at one time they were actually
compelled
I saw
nothing funny in people not liking to work, as you may well
imagine.
Trafalgar Square
that was important
enough, if the historians don't lie."
is too ridiculous to be
true."
is true; except that there was no
fighting, merely unarmed and peaceable people attacked by
ruffians armed with bludgeons."
had to put up with it; we
couldn't help it."
not any prisons: I'm afraid you will think the worse of me
for losing my temper. Of course, you, coming from the outlands,
cannot be expected to know about these things. And now I'm afraid
I have made you feel uncomfortable."
is a pretty thing, and since
nobody need make such things
unless they like, I don't see why they shouldn't make them
if they like. Of course, if carvers were scarce they would
all be busy on the architecture, as you callit, and then these
`toys' (a good word) would not be made; but since there are
plenty of good people who can carve—in fact, almost everybody,
and as work is somewhat scarce, or we are afraid it may be, folk
do not discourage this kind of petty work."
An Old Friend
is alive. But now, guest, we are so near to my old
kinsman's dwelling-place that I think you had better keep all
future questions for him."
Concerning Love
my
past, you understand. These very pieces of furniture belong to a
time before my early days; it was my father who got them made; if
they had been done within the last fifty years they would have
been much cleverer in execution; but I don't think I should have
liked them the better. We were almost beginning again in those
days: and they were brisk, hot-headed times. But you hear how
garrulous I am: ask me questions ask me questions about anything
dear guest; since I must talk, make my talk profitable to
you."
poorDick, because he had not found any
one else. But it did not last long, only about a year. Then she
came to me, as she was in the habit of bringing her troubles to
the old carle, and asked me how Dick was, and whether he was
happy, and all the rest of it. So I saw how the land lay, and
said that he was very unhappy, and not at all well; which last at
any rate was a lie. There, you can guess the rest. Clara came to
have a long talk with me to-day, but Dick will serve her turn
much better. Indeed, if he hadn't chanced in upon me to-day I
should have had to have sent for him tomorrow."
reductio ad absurdum of the enforcement of contract,
such a folly would do that for us."
artificially
foolish. The folly which comes by nature, the unwisdom of the
immature man, or the older man caught in a trap, we must put up
with that, nor are we much ashamed of it; but to be
conventionally sensitive or sentimental—my friend, I am old
and perhaps disappointed, but at least I think we have cast off
some of the follies of the older world."
forced to pronounce, either by unconsidered
habit, or by the unexpressed threat of the lesser interdict if
they are lax in their hypocrisy. Are you shocked now?"
I think. Of
course no such mishap could happen to such a superior person as
yourself," he added, chuckling.
do
remember about that strange piece of baseless folly, the result,
like all other follies of the period, of the hideous class
tyrrany which then obtained. What do we think of it now? you
would say. My friend, that is a question easy to answer. How
could it possibly be but that maternity should be highly
honoured amongst us? Surely it is a matter of course that the
natural and necessary pains that a mother must go through form a
bond of union between man and woman, an extra stimulus to love
and affection between them, and that this is universally
recognised. For the rest, remember that all the artificial
burdens of motherhood are now done away with. A mother has no
longer any mere sordid anxieties for the future of her children.
They may indeed turn out better or worse; they may disappoint her
highest hopes; such anxieties as these are a part of the mingled
pleasure and pain which goes to make up the life of mankind. But
at least she is spared the fear (it was most commonly the
certainty) that artificial disabilities would make her children
something less than men and women: she knows that they will live
and act according to the measure of their own faculties. In times
past, it is clear that the `Society' of the day helped its
Judaic
Questions and Answers
i.e.,the struggle for a slave's rations on one
side, and for a bouncing share of the slave-holders' privilege on
the other), pinched `education' for most people into a niggardly
dole of not very accurate information; something to be swallowed
by the beginner in the art of living whether he liked it or not,
and was hungry for it or not: and which had been chewed and
digested over and over again by people who didn't care about it
in order to serve it out to other people who didn't care about
it.cq.
you were not taught that way, at any rate, so
you may let your anger run off you a little."
growth, bodily and mental? No one could come out of such a
mill uninjured; and those only would avoid being crushed by it
who would have the spirit of rebellion strong in them.
Fortunately most children have had that at all times, or I do not
know that we should ever have reached our present position. Now
you see what it all comes to. In the old times all this was the
result of poverty. In the nineteenth century, society was
so miserably poor, owing to the systematised robbery on which it
was founded that real education was impossible for anybody. The
whole theory of their so called education was that it was
necessary to shove a little information into a child, even if it
were by means of torture, and accompanied by twaddle which it was
well known was of no use, or else he would lack information
lifelong: the hurry of poverty forbade anything else. All that is
past; we are no longer hurried, and the information lies ready to
each one's hand when his own inclinations impel him to seek it.
In this as in other matters we have become wealthy: we can afford
to give ourselves time to grow."
is
grown; can't you force him while he is growing, and oughtn't you
to do so?"
the bores of society. They were laughed at,
despised—and paid. Which last was what they aimed at."
were commercial. I said aloud, though more to myself than
to Hammond, "Well, how could they be better than the age that
made them?"
did
come; and the more you see of us, the clearer it will be to you
that we are happy. That we live amidst beauty without any fear of
becoming effeminate; that we have plenty to do, and on the whole
enjoy doing it. What more can we ask of life?"
I think. Go and have a look at the sheep-walks
high up in the slopes between Ingleborough and Pen-y-gwent, and
tell me if you think we waste the land there by not
covering it with factories for making things that nobody wants,
which was the chief business of the nineteenth century."
Concerning Government
equals, than he wants a similar
machinery to make him understand that his head and a stone wall
cannot occupy the same space at the same moment. Do you want
further explanation?"
cause of their grievances, the law
stepped in and said, this is sedition, revolt, or what not, and
slew or tortured the ringleaders of such attempts.
workmen would have been no worse off for the conquest:
their French masters could have got no more from them than their
English masters did.
i.e. the useful) people
against other countries come to nothing. But that is but
natural; for we have seen already that it was the function of the
government to protect the rich against the poor. But did not the
government defend its rich men against other nations?
must happen if in a poor country some people
insist on being rich at the expense of others?
Concerning the Arrangement of Life
that cause of violent crime is gone. Again, many
violent acts came from the artificial perversion of the sexual
passions, which caused over-weening jealousy and the like
miseries. Now, when you look carefully into these, you will find
that what lay at the bottom of them was mostly the idea (a
law-made idea) of the woman being the property of the man,
whether he were husband , father, brother, or what
not. That idea has of course
i.e., energetic and active men—often led to
violence."
know that if he had been maimed,
he would, when
punishment of which men
used to talk so wisely and act so foolishly, what was it but the
expression of their fear? And they had no need to fear, since
they—i.e., the rulers of society—were dwelling like
an armed band in a hostile country. But we who live amongst our
friends need neither fear nor punish. Surely if we, in dread of
an occasional rare homicide, an occasional rough blow, were
solemnly and legally to commit homicide and violence, we could
only be a society of ferocious cowards. Don't you think so neighbour?"
can do. If in addition we torture the man, we turn his
grief into anger, and the humiliation he would otherwise feel for
his wrongdoing is swallowed up by a hope of revenge for
our wrongdoing to him. He has paid the legal penalty, and
can `go and sin again' with comfort. Shall we commit such a
folly, then? Remember Jesus had got the legal penalty remitted
before he said `Go and sin no more,' Let alone that in a society
of equals you will not find any one to play the part of torturer
or jailer, though many to act as nurse or doctor.
this disease."
Concerning Politics
methat
you ask that question; I do believe that anybody else would make
you explain yourself, or try to do so, till you were sick of
asking questions. Indeed, I believe I am the only man in England
who would know what you mean; and since I know, I will answer
your question briefly by saying that we are very well off as to
politiics,—because we have none. If ever you make a book out4
of this conversation, put this in a chapter by itself, after the
model of old Horrebow's Snakes in Iceland."
How Matters are Managed
i.e.,their
foolish and envious prejudices?"
pretended to
this serious difference of opinion; for if it
pretence of
serious difference of opinion belied by every action of their
lives, was quite good enough forio that. What has all that got to
do with us?"
is the real
majority,w and the others, as I have hinted before, know tht too
well to obstruct from mere pigheadedness; especially as they
have had plenty of opportunity of putting forward their side of
the question."
pro and con are
flying about, and some get printed, so that everybody knows what
is going on; and when the Mote comes together again there is a
regular discusssion and at last a vote by show of hands. If the
division is a close one, the question is again put off for
further discussion; if t4he division is a wide one, the minority
are asked if they will yield to the more general opinion, which
they often, nay, most commonly do. If they refuse, the question
is debated a third time, when, if the minority has not
perceptibly grown, they always give way; though I believe there
is some half-forgotten rule by which they might still carry it on
further; but I say, what always happens is that they are
comvoinced not perhaps tht their view is the wrong one, but they
cannot persuade or force the community to adopt it."
status
quo. But I must tell you that in point of fact the minority
very seldom enforces this rule, but generally yields in a
friendly manner."
any
one amongst us to complain of his not always having his own
way in the teeth of the community, when it is clear that
everybody cannot have that indulgence. What is to
be done?"
On the Lack of Incentive to Labour in a Communist Society
life. Is that not enough?"
all work is now pleasureable; either
because of the hope of gain in honour and wealth with which the
work is done, which causes pleasurable habit, as in the
case with what you may call mechanical work; and lastly (and most
of our work is of this kind) because there is conscious sensuous
pleasure in the work itself; it is done, that is, by artists."
can believe it, that even rich and powerful men, the
masters of the poor devils aforesaid, submitted to live amidst
sights and sounds and smells which it is in the very nature of
man to abhor and flee from, in order that their riches might
bolster up this supreme folly. The whole community, in fact, was
cast into the jaws of this ravening monster, `the cheap
production' forced on it by the World-Market."
outside that pale. This
process of `opening up' is a strange one to those who have read
the professions of the men of that period and do not understand
their practice; and perhaps shows us at its worst the great vice
of the nineteenth century, the use of hypocrisy and cant to
evade the responsibility of vicarious ferocity. When the
civilised World-Market coveted a country not yet in its clutches
some transparent pretext was found—the suppression of a
slavery different from, and not so cruel as that of commerce; the
pushing of a religion no longer believed in by its promoters; the
`rescue' of some desperado or homicidal madman whose misdeeds had
got him into trouble amongst the natives of the `barbarous'
country—any stick, in short, which would beat the dog at all.
Then some bold, unprincipled, ignorant adventurerer was found (no
difficult task in the days of competition), and he was bribed to
`create a market' by breaking up whatever traditional society
there might be in the doomed country, and by destroying whatever
leisure or pleasure he found there.
compelled to buy them. So that whatever
is made is good, and thoroughly fit for its purpose. Nothing
can be made except for genuine use; therefore no inferior
goods are made. Moreover, as aforesaid, we have now found out
what we want; and as we are not driven to make a vast quantity of
useless things, we have time and resources enough to consider our
pleasure in making them. All work which would be irksome to do by
hand is done by immensely improved machinery; and in all work
which it is a pleasure to do by hand machinery is done without.
There is no difficulty in finding work which suits the special
turn of mind for everybody; so that no man is sacrificed to the
wants of another. From time to time, when we have found out that
some piece of work was too disagreeable or troublesome, we have
given it up and done altogether without the thing produced by
it. Now, surely you can see that under these circumstances all
the work that we do is an exercise of the mind and body more or
less pleasant to be done; so that instead of avoiding work
everybody seeks it: and, since people have got defter in doing
the work generation after generation, it has become so easy to
do, that it seems as if there were less done, though probably
more is produced. I suppose this explains that fear, which I
hinted at just now, of a possible scarcity in work, which perhaps
you have already noticed, and which is a feeling on the increase,
and has been for a score of years."
Dinner in the Hall of the Bloomsbury Market
genteel.
How the Change Came
him rather vague here.
mêlée, of whom five in all died, either
trampled to death on the spot, or from the effects of their
cudgeling; the meeting was scattered, and some hundreds of
prisoners cast into gaol. A similar meeting had been treated in
the same way a few days before at a place called Manchester,
which has now disappeared. Thus the `lesson' began. The whole
country was thrown into a ferment by this; meetings were held
which attempted some rough organisation for the holding of another
acmé of human wisdom and mercy, and exulted in the
inauguration of an epoch of reasonable democracy free from the
tyrannical fads of Socialism."
i.e., before a
set of men bound to find them guilty and whose business it was to
do so. But with the Government the cold fit had succeeded to the
hot one; and the prisoners were brought before a jury at the
assizes. There a fresh blow awaited the Government; for in spite
of the judge's charge, which distinctly instructed the jury to
find the prisoners guilty, they were acquitted, and the jury added
to their verdict a presentment, in which they condemned the
action of the soldiery, in the queer phraseology of the day, as
`rash, unfortunate, and unnecessary'. The Committee of Public
Safety renewed its sittings, and from thence-forth was a popular
rallying-point in opposition to the
coup d'état set on foot between the
leaders of the two so-called opposing parties in the
parliamentary faction fight. The well-meaning part of the public
was overjoyed, and thought that all danger of a civil war was
over. The victory of the people was celebratedd by huge meetings
held in the parks and elsewhere, in memory of the victims of the
massacre."
their committee,
Parliament, plucked up courage to begin the civil war again, and
to shoot right and left, they were bound to yield to the demands
of the men whom they employed, and pay higher and higher wages
for shorter and shorter day's work. Yet one ally they had, and
that was the rapidly approaching breakdown of the whole system
founded on the World-Market and its supply; which now became so
clear to all people, that the middle classes, shocked for the
moment into condemnation of the Government for the great
massacre, turned round nearly in a mass, and called on the
Government to look to matters, and put an end to the tyranny of
the Socialist leaders."
Daily Telegraph) attempted an
appearance, and rated `the rebels' in good set terms for their
folly and ingratitude in tearing out the bowels of their `common
mother', the English Nation, for the benefit of a few greedy paid
agitators, and the fools whom they were deluding. On the other
hand, the Socialist papers (of which three only, representing
somewhat different schools, were published in London) came out
full to the throat of well-printed matter. They were greedily
bought by the whole public who, of course, like the Government,
expected a manifesto in them. But they found no word of reference
to the great subject. It seemed as if their editors had ransacked
their drawers for articles which would have been in place forty
years before, under the technical name of educational articles.
Most of these were admirable and straightforward expositions of the
very polite and sympathetic persons, who pointed out to
them what a suicidal course they were following, and how
dangerous these extreme courses were for the popular cause. Says
one of the prisoners: `It was great sport comparing notes when we
came out anent the attempt of the Government to "get at" us
separately in prison, and how we answered the blandishments of
the highly "intelligent and refined" persons set on to pump us.
One laughed; another told extravagant long-bow stories to the
envoy; a third held a sulky silence; a fourth damned the polite
spy and bade him hold his jaw—and that was all they got out of
us."
The Beginning of the New Life
The Drive Back to Hammersmith
The Hammersmith Guest-House Again
Going Up the River
Hampton Court. And a Praiser of Past Times
I should like it,"quoth Dick. "What a jolly sail
one would get about here on the floods on a bright frosty January
morning!"
Would you like it?" said our host. "
Well, I won't argue with you, neighbour; it isn't worth while.
Come in and have some supper."
they are much more alive than
those which are written now; and good sound unlimited competition
was the condition under which they were written,—if we didn't
know that from the record book of history, we should know it from
the books themselves. There is a spirit of adventure in them
and signs of a capacity to extract good out of evil which our
literature quite lacks now; and I cannot help thinking that our
moralists and historians exaggerate hugely the unhappiness of the
past days, in which such splendid works of imagination and
intellect were produced."
do like that; don't you?"
An Early Morning By Runnymede
find it(apart from
all theory, you know) much changed for the worse?"
theories about the change which has taken place.
must have lived in a cottage
whether we liked it or not; and the said cottage, instead of
having in it everything we want, would have been bare and empty.
We should not have got enough to eat; our clothes would have been
ugly to look at, dirty and frowsy. You, grandfather, have done
no hard work for years now, but wander about and read your books
and have nothing to worry you; and as for me, I work hard when I
like it, because I like it, and think
Up The Thames: The Second Day
is a fine day!" and the old man
answering, "What! you like that, do you?" once more; and
presently Dick was sending the bows swiftly through the slow
weed-checked stream. I turned round as we got into mid-stream,
and waving my hand to our hosts, saw Ellen leaning on the old
man's shoulder, and caressing his healthy apple-red cheek, and
quite a keen pang smote me as thought how I should never see the
beautiful girl again. Presently I insisted on taking the sculls,
and I rowed a good deal that day; which no doubt accounts for the
fact that we got very late to the place which Dick had aimed at.
Clara was particularly affectionate to Dick, as I noticed from
the rowing thwart; but as for him, he was as frankly kind and
merry as ever; and I was glad to see it, as a man of his
temperament could not have taken her caresses cheerfully and
without embarrassment if he had been at all entangled by the
fairy of our last night's abode.
must go, or the inevitable sending to Coventry would
follow; for his individual trouble had so overmastered him that
we felt that we must go if he did not."
must soon look upon the affair
from a reasonable point of view sooner or later."
The Third Day on the Thames
i.e. a definite group of houses, and as pretty as
might be. The beech-woods still covered the hill that rose above
Basildon; but the flat fields beneath them were much more
populous than I remembered them, as there were five large houses
in sight, very carefully designed so as not to hurt the character
of the country. Down on the green lip of the river, just where
the water turns toward the Goring and Streatley reaches were
half a dozen girls playing about on the grass. They hailed us as
we were about passing them, as they noted we were travellers, and
we stopped a minute to talk with them. They had been bathing, and
were light clad and barefooted, and were bound for the meadows on
the Berkshire side, where the haymaking had begun, and were
passing the time merrily enough till the Berkshire folk came in
their punt to fetch them. At first nothing would content them but
we must go with them into the hay-field, and breakfast with them;
but Dick put forward his theory of beginning the hay-harvest
higher up the
The Obstinate Refusers
that work then! Come down then to the acres that lie
north and by west at our backs and you shall see good harvesters,
neighbours."
The Upper Waters
forced them to do, seemed more
like work than that which they seemed to choose for themselves."
very pleasant and unaffected young
lady; and the other girls also seemed nothing more than specimens
of very much improved types which I had known in other times. But
this girl was not only beautiful with a beauty quite different
from that of "a young lady," but was in all ways so strangely
interesting; so that I kept wondering what she would say or do
next to surprise and please me. Not, indeed, that there was
anything startling in what she actually said or did; but it was
all done in a new way, and always with that
indefinable interest and pleasure of life, which I had noticed
more or less in everybody, but which in her was more marked and
more charming than in any one else that I had seen.
mamelon of Whittenham, I felt somewhat
uncomfortable under Ellen's serious attentive look, which almost
drew from me the cry, "How little anything is changed here!"
The Little River
A Resting-Place on the Upper Thames
The Journey's End
mismanaged it," quoth I. "Up to the first
half of the nineteenth century, when it was still more or less of
a highway for the country people, some care was taken of the
river and its banks; and though I don't suppose any one troubled
himself about its aspect, yet it was trim and beautiful. But when
the railways—of which no doubt you have heard—came into
power, they would not allow the people of the country to use
either the natural or artificial waterways, of which the latter
there were a great many. I suppose when we get higher up we shall
see one of these; a very important one, which one of these
railways entirely closed to the public, so that they
An Old House Amongst New Folk
The Feast's Beginning—The End
did seem to recognise me
for an instant; but her bright face turned sad directly, and she
shook her head with a mournful look, and the next moment all
consciousness of my presence had faded from her face.
was it a dream? If so, why was I so conscious
all along that I was really seeing all that new life from the
outside, still wrapped up in the prejudices, the anxieties the
distrust of this time of doubt and struggle?